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Apollyon

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  1. So they all had a tea party. An epic tea party.
  2. But we don’t have to. ‘Cause the orifice in question was his...
  3. Um, actually, if your metal tools speak to you, you should talk to K&N. (Presumably Khriss and Nazh)
  4. It was odd to remember that you had forgotten something. Butt decided to give Brandy some brandy, but Brandy had a strange aversion to the brandy.
  5. To get semi-back-on-topic: This recent conversation:
  6. Butt then sought out a life of peace and solitude.
  7. *stage whisper* @Zath, what’re you doing! We can’t give the Hushlanders this informa- (looks over shoulder) this information! Now please go tear apart your soul for some more Alivened, those romance novels have to be good for something!
  8. Wait, what? TUBA has a mascot now? I personally thought it was some anti-Hemallurgist playing a sousaphone...
  9. It’s not. Kukui is... uh... more eccentric than the other Professors? I’m personally fine with just Oak and Birch. Lemme elaborate on the last clue. He’s specifically a WoK interlude character. Not the other two books.
  10. That sounds nasty. Ice Crem on the other hand...
  11. But they were his tears, and the Stormfather marries things... so... it just kinda happened.
  12. These tears happened to be spren, because Cosmere. The two spren stuck their sprenny tongues out at Butt, for he would never love again.
  13. The Stormfather wiped a single tear at the sheer heartfelt purity of Butt’s words.
  14. So Butt held up his hand, with his other firmly planted on The Chull at Dusk, and started to swear an oath to never engage in love again. So, as the Stormfather rumbled in approval, Butt began his oath. It went as follows.
  15. That reason was the horrible condition of the ghanderflaffle. It was sick, and practically demanded Butt’s love.
  16. Nope. (I wish it was Sun, I honestly hate Kukui though.) Last Clue: This character is exclusively an interlude character.
  17. Butt teared up at this. The ghanderflaffle was a beautiful sight.
  18. Nope. 4th clue coming up. This character is ALWAYS shirtless.
  19. Yes, the character was born, lived, and (possibly) dies on this planet. Next clue is... This character is human.
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