Apollyon

Hey all, come ask me any stupid question that comes to your brilliant minds.

My plan is similar. Still shooting for the end goal of having the two together though. It could honestly end up completely differently though. What is your view on Amnesia? (the ship)

... then you wouldn't have the insanity writers have to deal with, so, it's ultimately your choice. I suggest the latter. You have 3 questions to ask Brandon that have to be answered entirely honestly. What do you ask?

Sell. Don’t like that theory. Kandra will be extinct by MB Era 4

@Ashspren, Just to clarify, competitors in the 1st tournament can't compete in the second? Oh, and I assume that a character that's been used can't be used in later competitions?

Same here. That is, except for my overuse of ellipses...

I can't argue with your answers. They all stand to my logic. One more question: What is your stance on grammar Nazis?

Sazed Spook Beldre Breeze Clubs Demoux Marasi MeLaan Teft Rock Dalinar Renarin Jasnah Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Susebron Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Daorn Lukel Jalla Don't ask why, but Lightsong. He'd be amazing. Which one has precisely double your self-esteem?

Did you just double post? Favorite subject in school? Least favorite? Favorite RWBY song?

Sazed Spook Beldre Breeze Clubs Demoux Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Syl Shallan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Renarin Jasnah Wyndle Szeth Tien Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Sarene Raoden Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Kaise Daorn Lukel Jalla Eliminated Lift. Because, let's all be honest, who doesn't want to see Lift fight an Inquisitor? Which non-spren character would make the best spren, and what kind would they be?

If there’s still a spot, I’ll try my hand at this. Could I be Sadeas?

Evidence: how could he not? He is Sanderson’s evil twin, after all, even going so far to write The Chull at Dusk. Theory: Lightsong was right, so the universe is actually run by a drunken monkey.

She’s a spren. Do you need anymore evidence?! Theory: Adolin is actually another one of Shallan’s personalities.

Vin Sazed Rashek Spook Beldre Breeze Clubs Demoux Wax Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Syl Shallan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Renarin Jasnah Lift Wyndle Szeth Tien Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Sarene Raoden Hrathen Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Kaise Daorn Kiin Lukel Jalla Eliminated Dockson. I like to think that he has a soft side somewhere. Which character is most likely to start an interplanetary fast-food chain, and what would the restaurant be like/sell?

Vin Sazed Rashek Spook Beldre Ham Breeze Dockson Tindwyl Clubs Demoux Wax Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Kaladin Syl Shallan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Stormfather Renarin Jasnah Lift Wyndle Szeth Tien Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Sarene Raoden Hrathen Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Kaise Daorn Kiin Lukel Jalla Wyrn Eliminated Bluefingers and Siri. Which character would have an entire clothing line of bathing suits based around them?

Vin Kelsier Sazed Rashek Spook Beldre Ham Breeze Dockson Tindwyl Clubs Demoux Wax Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Kaladin Syl Shallan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Stormfather Renarin Jasnah Lift Wyndle Szeth Tien Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Siri Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Blushweaver Bluefingers Sarene Raoden Hrathen Dilaf Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Kaise Daorn Kiin Lukel Jalla Adien Wyrn No, we will never forget. Eliminated Eshonai. I thought her interludes were boring. Which character would smell best, which causes a deodorant to be named after them?

Wayne once said that a Bloodmaker could survive pretty much anything if they knew it was coming. For example, a fall that Wayne could never survive unassisted could be survived if he started tapping before hand.

*checks over shoulder* *stage whisper* Wit... Which character would make the best door-to-Dor salesman?

Eliminated Elend. Which character would you stab through the eye with no regrets?

Apollyon, King of the Universe; as anointed by BitBitio the Great, returns after a week long hiatus to find that this thread is still irrelevant. But that was irrelevant.

Correct!

Tense doesn’t really matter in this situation, after all, we don’t really have a set point that the Cosmere is ‘at’ so to speak.

Except for the great Narrator-King Apollyon. Hawaiian pizza is an abomination, and anyone found eating pineapples on pizza would be swiftly executed. The community found a way around this problem, however.

Once again, no to both guesses. This character is very good at their job.

No to both. This character is in a relationship.