Apollyon

Ask Ene. She knows.

New Moon. I like darkness. No. Ask Cobalt, he’s literally carried her dead body. Million dollars any day. Then I could bribe people anyday. ”There’s always another secret” I was wondering when you’d ask...

The weep tense is the worst tense of all.

Gradually gradually breathed gradually. Despite the fact he was a melon. A very gradual one at that.

His skies were very bright. He quickly doused the lilac fire.

It kinda hurt. Just a little.

This was all in slow-mo, so Ap would look amazing.

It lost all the memory on it.

Apollyon sends lightning down from the sky and swiftly strikes SD.

So Narrator SD decided to sharpen it before trying again.

But he didn’t. Bit took the blow for him. That is, only if @BitBitio decided to.

But they were still as skinny as they were before, resulting in strange squirrels that resembled tall, subatomic toothpicks.

Even though the army was huge, the squirrels were tiny. You couldn't see them without an electron microscope.

Granted, but now lunar eclipses (which are far more common) blind you if you even look in their general direction. I wish for something made out of wood that won't kill me in any way.

Granted, but only if I don't have to write Mistspren's eulogy when I visit this thread. Philbrook means "The philliest of the brooks" decipher that however. I wish to know @BitBitio's definition of Philbrook.

Evidence: The Stormfather is smart, and doesn't like to answer questions straight. Sounds like him to me. Theory: The 17th Shard's real goal is to capture Alcatraz, who is Adonalsium.

RP stuff. Don’t worry about it. *votes that @Calderis takes Calil’s RP slot*

Mwahaha! With Safire owned by me, Bright Sky will definitely happen! You can go die, Cal! Again, that is.

YKYASFW school just started and their reviewing dress codes and you’re appalled when the women don’t have to cover their safehands... Also, when you get upset that men still have to learn to read... *stage whisper* @Inklingspren, just tell me when you can get the job done... Ene needs to die...

Fine... *gives over one of the many Shardblades he owns, despite being a Radiant* That wasn't Alleyverse Canon, all.

Sure, sure. I got plenty of those. *hands over bead of metal that totally isn't just aluminum*

Nah. I can give you almost anything else though. Name your price. *wink*

*stage whisper* Psst... it totally wasn’t to assassinate you... *stage whisper again* @Inklingspren, how much you charge?

Hmm... Tien. I know he hasn’t sworn any ideals, but whatever.

ParlinRysnNoroDunnyNotumTelden Kalak Eliminated Beard. With his head full of hogwash and fake recounts, he’d make an amazing author. Who would make the best psychiatrist?