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  1. Apollyon
    Butt pondered his undying love of irrelevance minus Spongebob. The dictionary definition played over and over again in his head, causing him to realize what true love is.
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    And then a certain narrator didn’t approve of this scene and thought that we should get back to Butt Venture’s misadventures. So, consider all Spongebob content veto’d.
  3. Apollyon
    Spongebob exploded because no one liked him. Kelsier didn’t though because everyone liked him.
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    Butt put on his 3D glasses and sat back with his popcorn to enjoy the show, periodically releasing a Shardic burst of flatulence to mix up the fight a little.
  5. Apollyon
    Butt supported them wholeheartedly.
  6. Apollyon
    Personally an Iron/Iron compounder. It just matches me. If not that, then a Truthwatcher Radiant.
  7. Apollyon
    Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote! If you could have any form of Cosmere power, what would you choose?
  8. Apollyon
    Butt was among these awesome people. The people there were highly invested because of the presence of 3 Shards; Honor, Butts, and Awesomeness.
  9. Apollyon
    So, with deed in hand for Delicious Noodles TM, Butt decided to participate in his true passion; cooking.
  10. Apollyon
    Agreed. If any of this happens, with the company seeking profit over quality translation from book to screen, we’ll have a massive influx of new users on the Shard, thinking they know Cosmere and how the magic works. It’d be worse than having to correct ‘Reckoner’s is Cosmere’ assumptions. The Shard would be trashed.
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    Granted, your near hyperventilation during your six seconds is a shock to your body, because air shouldn’t be sweet. So you set out to pollute the universe, focusing almost specifically on the eastern shore to remove the sweet air. I wish for everything I say is Cosmere canon is Cosmere canon.
  12. Apollyon
    @Caesura Sue them. Get your justice. When you hear people speaking with words that have significance Cosmere-wise, and are confused when they don’t know anything of the sort.
  13. Apollyon
    Let’s put this together already! The one we’re waiting for is taking a while...
  14. Apollyon
    He then realized that on page 28, his narrators had died and Returned.
  15. Apollyon
    This autobiography happened to just be a biography instead, written by the insane Returned narrators. And this is part of it. Butt broke the 4th wall (again) at the thought of this fact.
  16. Apollyon
    It’s been said before and I’ll say it again. Mistborn: The Final Empire. Brilliant work on Sanderson’s part in characterization and plot, even though he was new at this point. The first raid on Keep Venture hooked me and I’ve been enlisted in the Sanderson Armies since.
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    They also got a killer deal with Lekal Film, the producers and writers of Mist Wars. The deal stated that Lekal Film produce and promote the production as long as they got a Delicious Noodles TM party afterwards, free of charge.
  18. Apollyon
    The Chull at Dusk, in honor of Butt’s failed romance novels.
  19. Apollyon
    Saaaaaame! When you actually freak out because it’s your first time being a weekly top contributor on the Shard!
  20. Apollyon
    Stress = Sweat apparently.
  21. Apollyon
    *Odious, the narrator corrected.
  22. Apollyon
    Granted you get a funnel labeled ‘Cake’. The cake is a lie. I wish for a chicken that can survive being blended in a blender for hours on end.
  23. Apollyon
    So Odium rested in every tense.
  24. Apollyon
    Ooh... Aons after your name in yearbooks as the ones you see fit them the most! I can already see my friend who’s read Elantris facepalming!
  25. Apollyon
    So the two battled it out, always somehow tying on rock and scissors. They never chose paper. Eventually Odium thought that this was ridiculous and chose paper, praying for Rock to choose Rock. The hands changed, and Rock chose scissors.
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