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  1. Apollyon
    Butt fell short in noticing that he had gone down in history. Being the second Venture heir and the only person to survive the universe exploding and imploding multiple times, he’d built up quite a reputation. Oh, and Uncle Brandy is back.
  2. Apollyon
    Granted, but you never choose when to remember things. You end up stuck with a perfect recollection of a Cryptic’s patterns, driving you insane. I wish for my paperweight from Silverlight and koloss blade to return to my ownership.
  3. Apollyon
    The chasmfiend looked up. “Rawr.” The chasmfiend said unenthusiastically
  4. Apollyon
    Granted, but it’s awakened with the command ‘Kill me’. Unfortunately, you happened to be the one awakening it. I wish for the third most invested object in the Cosmere.
  5. Apollyon
    Butt ignored the parshendi and instead focused on the taco eating chasmfiend.
  6. Apollyon
    Granted, but they sustain themselves via the visitors by eating them. I wish my koloss blade and awakened paperweight could get along for once...
  7. Apollyon
    But Shan didn’t.
  8. Apollyon
    Granted, but your focus and productivity is directed only at procrastination. You now procrastinate with purpose and diligence. I wish procrastination wasn't existent.
  9. Apollyon
    One such was this one: un·re·lat·ed ˌənrəˈlādəd/ adjective adjective: unrelated not related or linked. "unrelated facts"
  10. Apollyon
    But his hands were irrelevant in his research on the word irrelevant. But that was irrelevant to the irrelevant task at hand. The hand that was irrelevant.
  11. Apollyon

    Killing Shards

    Apollyon posted a question in Cosmere Q&A

    (Mistborn Era 1 Spoilers) So we know that in HoA, when Vin went against Ati, they both died, due to their technically equal power. What I’m asking, is if two shards ganged up on one shard in a fight, would the one die and the others just be temporarily weakened? Because, if so, Harmony could go around taking out shards whenever he wants. Basically, 2v1 shard fight, who would win and who would die?
  12. Apollyon
    Nah, it’s okay. When you have made an oath to never touch jam or jelly again in fear of poison, because you don’t have a soulcaster... (Sadly, Truthwatchers, as my order; cannot soulcast...)
  13. Apollyon
    Crem-Son-Son-Cremmy was offended at this and called his fiancé, Kaladin Chullblessed to take revenge on Butt Venture. Guys, I just found something terrible: Help me make this a thing.
  14. Apollyon
    Granted, but they don’t bring [Insert the most traumatic death here] back and you cry even more. I wish I could have the awakened paperweight from silverlight so I could have the first and second most Invested objects in the Cosmere.
  15. Apollyon
    Sadeas Jeff is a perfectly horrible kind, terrible monster that needs to suffer in Damnation forever decent human being, who deserves nothing but hugs and smiles. Butt Venture is the best.
  16. Apollyon
    When Harry Potter used to be the best series on Earth, but then Sanderson corrupted you and now they are at best, mediocre. :/
  17. Apollyon
    Granted, but now I have two Type IV Biochromatic swords, and one of them is a Rusting koloss blade! I wish that my awakened koloss blade was the second most invested object in the Cosmere!
  18. Apollyon
    The cremling’s opening line was worse. It read, “Crem-Son-Son-Cremmy, Cremless; cremmed in the cremmy crem.”
  19. Apollyon
    For Butt still looked and acted the same, along with the same name he used to publish his novels. One day, Butt settled down to write his newest novel, The Chull at Dusk, a terribly cliche novel about a cremling desperate for love, and an emotionally disabled chull.
  20. Apollyon
    Granted, but it’s limit is being cosmic, so, in meeting this limit, has no power. (Did that make sense?) I wish for a badchull koloss sword and the capability to lift it.
  21. Apollyon
    But it turns out Butt was allergic to a different kind of pineapple, not this one. Thus, he lives!
  22. Apollyon
    He stared on in horror at the scene he had just created. Why!?
  23. Apollyon
    Since @1st of Lunch, didn’t wish, I wish I could know how they came up with such a brilliant username.
  24. Apollyon
    The Universe has exploded? Butt thought. Why, yes it has. It has also imploded a number of times too. Butt realized someone was speaking to him telepathically, and hesitantly answered back in his thoughts. How did the Universe explode? Or implode? What is the Universe?
  25. Apollyon
    Butt was now one with the Pineapple. They were bound in a way that is not matrimony, but instead a strange fusion. Butt faintly remembered a certain person called ‘Uncle Brandy’.
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