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  1. Apollyon
    Granted, but I’m a Skybreaker, so I slay a chasmfiend and lash myself up out of the Shattered Plains. I wish @Tesh would be eaten by one of the Unmade.
  2. Apollyon
    He held strong. After all, he didn’t have his Pampers on him.
  3. Apollyon
    Butt nearly wet himself at the thought of this. Edit: page 4!
  4. Apollyon
    Was the thing Uncle Brandy said in his drunken stupor. Brandy eventually managed to pull MLP from an alternate universe and watch it all day, becoming an extremely addicted Bronie.
  5. Apollyon
    I wish that @Tesh would remember that he’s supposed to wish...
  6. Apollyon
    Granted, but now the pitchforks have a new name etched into them; yours. The poets never wanted purple to rhyme with anything, for they believe purple is evil. I wish that 'sandy' rhymed with 'vodka'.
  7. Apollyon
    Even though Brandy could not be killed by it, he was still thoroughly drunk. His artificial liver had a strange reaction to all of the alcohol that was quite... unpredictable.
  8. Apollyon
    Butt planned to assassinate Uncle Brandy with a thorough dosage of vodka, due to his preferences.
  9. Apollyon
    But the guinea pigs also enjoyed being eaten, so you could say they had a sym-butt-otic relationship.
  10. Apollyon
    Before becoming a Sharder, I personally believed that Calamity held the Shard Ruin... *proceeds to die*
  11. Apollyon
    His pet preferred to be called Maximus though.
  12. Apollyon
    Granted, but the banana tastes like an orange tomato. I wish a word rhymed with orange.
  13. Apollyon
    Odium nods in approval, for he found Straff's presence drew him to nearly Splinter himself.
  14. Apollyon
    Butt Uncle Brandy couldn’t resist due to the sheer puniness of Butt’s name.
  15. Apollyon
    But not Straff, because Straff is a butt.
  16. Apollyon
    Uncle Brandy was lonely, so he decided to venture out in search of a friend/evil minion...
  17. Apollyon
    But it was not fine. Something was wrong in the Universe...
  18. Apollyon
    The penguins explode due to the sheer concentrated Investiture in the area. Malefactor cackles evilly. Yay! Page 2!
  19. Apollyon
    And I don’t look good in leggings... Have you ever been to Boston in the spring? It’s quite nice!
  20. Apollyon
    Granted, but doing so destroys the fabric of the universe, and with it, your being the vessel of Cultivation. I wish for Cultivation to be Mac’s again.
  21. Apollyon
    The penguins had to get pengu-out of there before the hamsters destroyed them.
  22. Apollyon
    @MacThorstenson Granted, but unknown to even Cultivation, there are other plants that are not yours. I wish this post could become the longest thread:
  23. Apollyon
    @Kidpen Granted, but you are forever doomed to plague the roads of Arizona as you and you kin always do, and proceed to get ran over. I wish tumbleweeds didn’t exist...
  24. Apollyon
    The hamster’s assault was unexpected, and so rodential chaos ensues... Adding the link to my signature, I would encourage all you to do so.
  25. Apollyon
    This is storming brilliant! Now excuse me as I go call everyone a ‘Straff Venture’
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