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  1. Apollyon
    Granted, now everyone else has lag, so effectively the internet is a seldom used pile of misshapen chaos. I wish to have a list of everyone who has taken up the shard Cultivation thanks to this thread.
  2. Apollyon
    Er... dare I ask which post this was in response to?
  3. Apollyon
    So Butt burned copper, to make him immune. He found that he felt even stronger without the emotional allomancy. He ignored the pain of forcefully embracing a Pineapple, and continued his doings.
  4. Apollyon
    Do we have a Brandon Mull vs Brandon Sanderson thread? Cause if we don’t, we need it now.
  5. Apollyon
    When your converted Sanderfan friend won’t stop asking questions about the Cosmere after you name-dropped Adonalsium...
  6. Apollyon
    Butt almost felt a pang of sadness pulse through him. A single tear coursed down his cheek, the music amplifying his emotion tenfold. Butt rushed to the Pineapple, embracing it in a farewell hug to span eternity...
  7. Apollyon
    Granted, but you are so articulate that no one ever wants to speak to you because of your lack of flaws. I wish to have the original copy of Lightsong’s painting, The Battle at Twilight Falls, for myself to admire and appreciate the beautiful description that Lightsong the Bold gives.
  8. Apollyon
    Granted, you are a premature kandra. Or specifically a mistwraith. Sorry. I wish I could be as strong as a koloss whilst retaining my intelligence and appearance.
  9. Apollyon
    The Pineapple realized what Butt wanted and was willing to sacrifice their possible relationship for Butt's happiness. The Pineapple reluctantly returned to Bob.
  10. Apollyon
    The pineapple cried out in terror, as the pineapple wanted Butt back. His tears had been tears of joy! Pineapple had found love in Butt! Pineapple rejoiced.
  11. Apollyon
    True that. Re-reading the Five Kingdoms series hurt my Sanderson-enhanced eyes.
  12. Apollyon
    Welcome to our personal haven for social outcasts! Just kidding. Nope. Not kidding. Have you read any other series?
  13. Apollyon
    As was the pineapple that shed them.
  14. Apollyon
    I can’t believe it’s not butter blackbane. There’s 104 days of summer vacation.
  15. Apollyon
    Granted, but the devil will always beat you in a fiddling duel. I wish I could dance with the skills of Napoleon Dynamite.
  16. Apollyon
    Granted, but the day you get him, you also accidentally step on them. The horse whinnies in pain and terror, looking up at you with innocent eyes that question why you, the loving owner would do such a thing. Why? You collapse in a puddle of tears, blood corrupting the pool of your sadness. Your horse is gone... I wish for @Ishar‘s horse to come back... *sniffles*
  17. Apollyon
    When you wish your hometown was Elantris so you could improve the world in ways that may or may not involve making everyone except for a few choice friends Hoed.
  18. Apollyon
    You see Butt had always had an interest in the explosive reactions of methane and... various other things we don’t have a forum large enough to post in. But Butt particularly enjoyed the reaction that the lightning rods had to flatulence.
  19. Apollyon
    Granted, but the vessel of Ruin is a homicidal horse-sized hamster, which then murders you, your family, and all the other hamsters in the universe. I wish for a horse-sized hamster that allows me to ride it.
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    A Prelan? I don’t wanna be an obligator... but I guess I’ll just go oversee random stuff... make it official.
  22. Apollyon
    Granted, it’s a 100 foot long gnarled and mangled abomination of hair. I wish for flowing, luscious locks of beauty.
  23. Apollyon
    Granted, but your d20 rolls sucked so somehow you got a one in Charisma. I wish for a nat 20 everytime I roll a d20.
  24. Apollyon
    Elend frowns upon the fake Venture, but not on Butt; his favorite cousin.
  25. Apollyon
    Ketek is cool, advice, horrible, advisable coolness, ising cool Eastern street slang forever.
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