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    Nice.
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    has anyone else made a Nobles-trying-to-hunt-down-the-skaa Sanderson Elimination game?

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      phattemer

      Hmm, I'll have to look at that. Ihave an idea for an idea for a MR based on that concept. Probably a lot like yours, Winter.

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    Perhaps also a few pre-bonded spren? Ten, say? And a few million breaths. And the Shaod. And a few dozen Aviar. And a Shadowblaze. And some soulstone. And some silver. And a few dozen aspects. So basically, I just need the materials to make myself a Fullborn Fullriant God King Elantrian Trapper Rithmatist Forger Legion. I shall abbreviate it as a Fullking Elantraptist Forgion. Oh yeah, and here is something I just thought of: Now I am become Unmade, the destroyer of worlds.
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    Piff, also please note that those of us without perfect memories, i.e. everyone but Seixa, need copperminds as well. What if Seixa has an emergency that requires 4 charged pewter spikes, 4 charged steel spikes, 4 charged brass spikes, 4 charged bronze spikes, 4 charged aluminum spikes, 4 charged duralumin spikes, 4 charged gold spikes, and 4 charged electrum spikes?
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    Funtimes 17(heal) Red 2(hurt) Corpsemaker 9 Altermind 9 Voidgaze 7 Lightwards 13 Ricochet 7
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    Funtimes 15(heal) Red 6 Corpsemaker 9 Altermind 9 Voidgaze 9 Aldo 0(hurt, second kill) Lightwards 12 Ricochet 7
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    Joe you ninja'ed me. Blah.
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    Funtimes 14(healed) Red 9(hurt) Altermind 10 Voidgaze 10 Ray 0(hurt) DEAD Aldo 5 Lightwards 9 Ricochet 9
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    Nighthound 10 Funtimes 12 Red 10 Corpsemaker 10 Altermind 10 Voidgaze 10 Ray 10 Aldo 10 Lightwards 10 Richochet 6
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    5 Steelheart 3 Firefight 12 Conflux 10 Instabam 6 Newton 9 Prof 20 Obliteration 20 Dawnslight
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    Yay other Civ V players that are on 17thshard! I joined. We should totally do the Roshar map. Link:Roshar Map
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    Both of those sound awesome! I haven't read the books associated with the Dreaming though, what are they? Herowannabe, with the Extendable Arc Welder droid ability, you say What is the Enraged Wookie ability? And why would cancelling a vote affect either a vote that doesn't count or a attacker's death? ?
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    Interesting. I remember that, but thought it was just that Voidbringers are stupid.
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    NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TAKE THE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ACTUALLY A... wait, why am I saying this? Take the cookie, Burur. It will be very... tasty...
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    Ah. Yes, I meant the Jasnah one, but it's been a while and I forgot. Aww. I was hoping it would still be this fall, even though I've seen the unhappy numbers in the top right... at least we have SoS and BoM, right? And Calamity.
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    Yeah, but she doesn't have atium. I also went with Vin, but with the condition that she has all 16 metals, not just the 9 she knows about and is allowed to have based on the original post. I mean, bendalloy? Chromium? Aluminum? We don't really know how those affect other Investiture systems, but we DO know that they do. Chromium! Szeth falls out of the sky... (bendalloy) in slow motion... (duralumin brass) Szeth loses all emotions internally as well... (duralumin pewter + steel) he falls, dead by sheets of metal. There is the problem that he can heal with Stormlight, but maybe Vin has aluminum knives now?
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    Well, what with the disgrace Amaram went through before the throwdown at the end of WoR, I don't really think it's likely. It would be pretty funny, though.
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    So, any more details about Stormlight 3? I think I already read all the chapters online (Kaladin one, Edit: Jasnah one(?)) But when is the release date and what else do we know?
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    Excellent job lawmen! If only Feligon (I think?) had checked the thread. Oh well, at least he got my money. 4 coins. But it is money!
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    "Oh yes, it was no problem, no problem at all. And about the signature, that one has to stay on the contract, just so you don't sue us, but would you mind signing this piece of paper for my collection?" Seixa grinned winningly.
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    Seixa, having returned from his autograph-collecting mission, raises his hand.
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    Seixa interrupted, looking smug. "There will be no payment necessary, My Lady. The fact that we have helped you will suffice, and that I finally collected your signature. I have many of the greats, but have never been able to get yours."
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    "Standard tricks of the trade. If I say it's not routine, then a smart customer, like Queen Elsa, can tell I'm overcharging. But if I put my skills as an actor to work and look worried, while assuring her that everything is fine, her gratitude at a specialist who can safely remove it will be boundless. Check the unofficial (as of yet) rules that I nailed to the door. I know you've only adopted three, but take a look, at the last one especially." Seixa replied.
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    "One must be fashionable at ALL times to be a successful doctor, Nowko. One would think that you knew that," Seixa replied bitingly.
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    "You are very welcome. I see that you obviously needed our assistance, but we can discuss the small matter of remuneration after Dr. Rab and I save your lives. Now, to business. Where exactly were you spiked? And with what?" Winter stepped up. "It's like a regular spike, but for Rayse, not Ati." Seixa looked surprised for a minute, but quickly suppressed it. "I haven't seen one of those since... er, yesterday! Routine operation, at least for someone of my skills. I could just pull it out, but that might leave you with some... let's say, side effects.They may include nausea, fatigue, blindness, permanent paralysis of the entire body and mind, loss of limbs, defenestration, bankruptcy, etc.. Just sign here." Seixa produced a white box from somewhere up his sleeve. Wait, that was paper. He opened it to the last page, pulled out a ink pot and a highly elaborate feather quill as tall as he was, covered in glitter and feathers that made everyone sneeze, and motioned for the Queen's signature. "Oh this? Don't worry, it's just regular boilerplate. The legal doctors among us insisted, myself included.Except for page 253, in which you swear allegiance to the Guild of Doctors and promise to always come to their aid, do their laundry, collect their children from sports practices, take bullets, give money, and provide anything a Doctor, whom you shall recognize by the signal "Oorlo..." will need.
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