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  1. phattemer
    Yeah. Let me just fire up thesaurus.com and I'll be back.
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    I was condering that for just in-game. Hmm... Malpractitioners... I like it, but I feel like another level would be good.
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    RP=Regular Practice, does it not? The Practitionerds have made their stand. Will you join us? (not a typo)
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    Ah, yes, excellent job, what what! The Honorable... Seixa sneered down his nose with disdain at the unwashed hordes who wished to join the Doctors. Ha! As if they have what it takes, he remarked to the only other one in the porcelain tower, Nowko. They had reconciled their differences after a misunderstanding led Seixa, then called Axies, to try to kill him.
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    Why Malpractice? Just regular Practice would still be relieving people of their money.
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    What is praxis? I was then going to have him think he has done it, have nothing to do, anger a High Epic, and try to escape... to Corvallis. Who are the GMs?
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    That. Was. Awesome.
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    Ok. Here's what I have so far. Original Name: Jonathon Thorouwmis Epic Name: The Equalizer Power: Can change anything to something else that shares at least three of the following characteristics: weight, mass, volume, material. Jonatthon was born in a small town in Wisconsin. His father died when he was 5 in a lumberjacking accident when a tree fell on his head. he could have escaped, but he ran straight ahead instead of taking a few steps to the side. Ten years later, his mother, having taken his father's job, did the same thing. Calamity apprently noticed the potential for idiocy because later that week, he turned?(what's the technical term?) into an Epic and destroyed the town by turning the ground underneath the entire town into an extremely dense 1' by 1' by 1' cube of dirt. Everyone fell to their deaths except Jonathon, now calling himself The Equalizer, who went to go avenge his family by destroying all trees. (not the sharpest cookie in the drawer)
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    one sec
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    hello people I am indeed here
  11. phattemer
    I am a Ph.D, M.D., etc. Refer to my honorifics for more details. Best best doctor. Haha, Araris, you've been trumped!
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    Doctor is axe? decided he didn't want to go by his victim's last words. He is thrice- wait four times- wait five times- oh whatever, I can't count them, the doctor any of you are. The Honorable Sir Maestro Dr. Brightlord Seixa, Ph.D., M.D., LL.B., J.D., D.Phil., O.D., Psy.D., D.D.S., D.C., D.P.M., D.V.M., Pharm.D., N.D., S.J.D., Esq. walked through the crowd, noting with pleasure the way the Muggles got out of his way. He had used Pompousus Maximus to display his title in flashing red letters above his head.
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    No, that is not what my name means. It is Is axe? as in I just killed someone and their last, slightly incoherent words were to attempt to identify the means by which they expired. Is axe? is using it to sound tough.
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    Is axe? smiled as he looked around. Many more people were Apparating into the cave. As he watched, somebody else appeared with a slight *pop*. The newcomer pulled out a knife and grinned. Is axe? slowly drew his sandpaper sword, keeping eye contact with the newbie.
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    Is axe? smashes his way through the cavern ceiling. "Heard you were looking for a lawman." Wyrm raised his eyebrows. "We actually want to kill them." Is axe? looked taken aback. "That is... OBVIOUSLY what I meant. Let's kill some lawmen! Yee-ha!" *shoots gun three times into air* Will everyone have a power? A strange voice seemed to whisper in Is axe?'s ear. I know a lawman when I see one... you have five minutes to get out of here... wait... what was that... *gunshot* *dying sounds*
  16. phattemer
    ...that is suggesting you have one iron power and one non-iron power.
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    Hardcover Words of Radinace for $9.99! MAPS!!!!!!!

  18. phattemer
    Of course not, I can neither confirm nor deny that I don't even have iron.
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    2 more hours before the world itself will shake. (no this doesn't mean anything :ph34r: :ph34r:
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    Can we have an updated map? Edit: I can't read, look in the mistwraith post.
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    I pretty much agree with Araris. Maybe if he's told anyone anything they still get to know his new thing that corresponds? I too want an updated map. Remember after this night I would guess that someone will have an uncanny item, because probably everyone will be looking for it.
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    Long live(die?) the Undead Rithmatist.
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    Good point Wonko. I agree, and remember they might even have only 4 this game, as there are ways to convert. However they do need to kill all the villagers, so Newan could have given them more.
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    Yes. I am just reading Kingkiller, and this sounds AMAYZING! Unfortunately, any GM who runs this will get +12 to their insanity roll and have to be put in the Crockery.
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    Yeah, but in that thread where they talk about it, someone said that wasn't it exactly (Peter or Brandon).
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