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phattemer

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  1. Thank you very much, I will be arriving fashionably late.
  2. What!? about me... I will go with Haelberde. I believve I have been there but could someone direct us to the War thread? Seixa pulled out his finest toga and nodded happily. It would do. "Haelberde? Do you need to borrow a toga? And what kind?
  3. How about the next available long game?
  4. Is there a place to sign up to GM a game or a place where it is explained more?
  5. Loni, welcome to 17thshard! You mention on Roshar proper rather than a moon, have you read Words of Radiance?
  6. OK! Rules so far, since I saw Clanky's ideas. Oh yes, I claim the positions of Honorificifier and Secretary, as well as #2. Contact me for titles/honorifics/info. 1. Do no harm (unless you want to) 2. Help the patient! Unless you could help yourself instead. 3. The patient can say that they don't want to be treated. If they do, offer them a cuppa- No! Of course it doesn't have your medicine in it! Just some arsenic... 4. Be fair and treat all patients equally. Unless you are in a bad mood, or they talk, or breathe, or do anything, or if they don't do anything, in which case treat them how you want to treat them. 5. Both you and the patient have the right to respect. However, their right is to respect you. 6. You must tell the patient the whole truth. From your perspective. It also does not have to be about them. "You are going to die", to healthy person, and "You're fine" to dying person are both true, you just said them at the wrong time. 7. Don't take a second opinion, yours is better anyways 8. Ne'er posteth thy prices 'ere thou knowest thine enemy(a.k.a. patient) 9. If you can make it more confusing, do so. A poultice of crushed rare1 herbs2, gathered from the boundaries3 of the known4 world5, ne'er known 'ere to any man6 fetches a higher price than ripped-up daisies. 1. if rare is exceedingly common 2. if a daisy is an herb, and plurals are singular 3. my garden 4. to my pet snail 5. garden 6. who is a dog and a cat at the same time
  7. The Fellowship of Fetid Fatal Physicians might join. I am the VD(vice doctor) and while, per Rule #2, our dictator never consults anyone else, he might decide to fight a war so we have injured people to rob... er, treat.
  8. My formal name suggestion: The Fellowship of Fetid Fatal Physicians. Rules so far: 1. Do no harm (unless you want to) 2. Don't take a second opinion, yours is better anyways 3. Ne'er posteth thy prices 'ere thou knowest thine enemy(a.k.a. patient) 4. If you can make it more confusing, do so. A poultice of crushed rare1 herbs2, gathered from the boundaries3 of the known4 world5, ne'er known 'ere to any man6 fetches a higher price than ripped-up daisies. 1. if rare is exceedingly common 2. if a daisy is an herb, and plurals are singular 3. my garden 4. to my pet snail 5. garden 6. who is a dog and a cat at the same time
  9. I think that's a plural name of some kind of animal, but I could be thinking of a murder of crows.
  10. Ooh! The Malevolence of Malpractitioners!
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