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    Found a Shadowblaze at this restaurant. It's not moving... I think it's dead.
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    Shadowblaze discovered, Rithmatics confirmed
    I found a Shadowblaze at this restaurant. I think it's dead...
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    11 Chase 7 Rainmaker 10 Cornucopia 20 Euphoria
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    When you're refreshed Sanderson Elimination 20 times in the last 2 minutes, and 86% of the messages in your inbox are notifications from 17th Shard,
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    Hmm. It's making Exisa think he's a Skimmer.
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    Why Ironteeth, btw?
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    I immediately thought that you meant "It's storming storming really hard." Apparently storming is not always a cursing intensifier.
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    Exisa was a bit puzzled by the strange requests, but hey, a job was a job. Exisa wasn't about to give up a load of money and connections over the price of a few drinks. "The name's Exisa. And not everyone is so vertically accepting. Apparently a short person is a weak person. They didn't say that again once they had a coin through their head and a spike through their heart. You know, it's kinda funny, but it's always the other Coinshots who wind up that way..." Seeing the men exchange disturbed looks, Exisa smirked to himself. He might not be a Leecher, but that didn't mean he couldn't play games with people. "Ironteeth and the Tinquisitor, eh? So you don't have anything against more... unsavory methods?" Exisa turned to Ironteeth. "You a Skimmer, then? And I assume your companion is a Tineye, or is he a windwhisper?" Exisa was a bit intrigued at the Twinborn, but he held it off. Maybe the Tinquisitor was like him... or maybe he could compound! "Hold on... did you say Jon? As in the Mistborn Jon? I didn't sign up to fight no Mistborn..." He trailed off as he saw the look an their faces. Exasperation. "Ha! Gotcha back! I used to work with him. I can help you find his base, if he hasn't changed what he is doing."
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    Yeah, that was yours. I can't believe you'd just wipe my reserves! I have only 1 minute, so no real post for now. It all was good. I liked it.
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    The spike instills in the spikee the ability to Lurch pug pictures. Just pull on the big blue line that represents the internet.
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    I spike myself and offer it to the Glitter Goddess Beyond.
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    Exisa smirked. Apparently his opponent, Carson, or something like that, was constantly storing zinc. Carson hadn't even noticed the bullet that shot by his head. Exisa, sensing the whizzing blue line early, had nudged it off just a tad, changing its trajectory from killing the gambler to completely missing. And now, he had just lost a dozen hands in a row. Of course, some of the winnings went to the third man, but Exisa had garnered the majority the the money. What could he do with that... visions of suites, of steel, of safety, danced in his head. He got up, and pulled all his winnings into his purse. Hopefully no foolish gangs would try to rob him, but he kept a clip in his other hand just in case. He didn't really need it, seeing as he could just fly over the buildings, but sometimes he liked to... 'give back' to the community. As he stood, Exisa looked around. The inn was mostly empty, with only a few scattered patrons here and there. There were a few men talking softly nearby, but they were totally engrossed in their conversation. He was about to go, but something caught his eye. There was a vial of metals sticking out of one of their pockets. Looking more closely, he noticed one in the second man's purse as well. Exisa stopped and considered. He did have the winnings... but how long would that last him? A contract with other Metalborn could be highly lucrative, especially for a skilled Coinshot, and he was nothing if not that. Making the decision, Exisa walked over to the table. Both men fell silent, evaluating a possible threat. They would underestimate him. People always did. After all, what harm could a five foot tall man do? A lot. He didn't like the way they were looking at him, so Exisa dropped the clip and pushed very slightly on it, just enough to make him rise up six inches. He always wore an extra-long cloak for just this reason. As the men realized what he was doing, their expressions of appraisal turned to mild awe. Not every Coinshot had such a precise control. But then again, Exisa was not any Coinshot. "Good day, gentlemen. I couldn't help but notice the goods in your pockets. I too am in a similar business. Do you have room for a simple steelpusher?" He chose his words carefully. Sometimes, with men from the roughs or the slums, he had to adopt their accent, but these seemed... refined, somehow. As is they had judged the people and found them wanting. One had to be careful with men like that. They could snap at the snap of a finger.
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    Cool. I'm still reading through the current stuff, as well as thinking more about my character, but I'll probably join tonight. I think I will not go with a Pinnacle, and rather do a Coinshot. Same general character, drunk, occasionally takes on jobs. @Turos can my guy be your opponent in the game?
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    Can I still join? If so, I'll be Exisa, a Pinnacle ferring. He is a drunk who occasionally gets bounties, when he's stored enough determination.
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    And when you don't hit the ground, you realize he broke gravity again. How do you do a spoiler tag?
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    When you get sad because you can't read anything new until October... and then you realize there are novellas coming out every week... and that all your friends have to wait until 2019.
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    There's so much slime... ick.

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      No kidding. I hate the stuff. Nice new profile pic, btw.

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      phattemer

      Thanks! I finally figured out how to find the number of pixels wide and tall a picture is.

  19. phattemer
    I guess we will find out more next time on King's Court Shenanigans, available exclusively on 17th Shard Productions, channel 17, Mondays at 11.
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    Anyone have anything to discuss? I mean, I don't, so.... that's right! It's time for.............. WHITE TEXT EVERYWHERE EVERYYYYYYWHERE!!!!
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    He rambles on like an old man who is trapped in a cave with only one candle and an old telephone that he is using to call people.
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    No, we need to get Mckeedee first! The Dakhor are demons!
  23. phattemer
    I'm sure there are people with roles who have items. I think the Gyorn probably has a Seon, maybe poison as well. He isn't likely to have the korathi pendant, however.
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    Because of my very late vote? My reasoning was that if we could get enough votes for the Cultists to not be able to change it, then we might lynch a villager, but if they can change it, then we are basically guaranteed to lynch a villager(although I suppose we could hit the Gyorn).
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    Wait what. I just read that through. So Fernarnia(Feligon) had more votes... but Mckee got lynched??? WHAT Welp, let;s try to lynch Feligon again next day, since obviously a large group of people object heavily to it(CULTISTS)
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