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    Well! May I just say:
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    Happy Birthday Meta and Rubix! And I'm not a Striker!
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    For some reason I feel very unsettled... it's probably all in my head.
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    "Hmm. So you want what? My properties? Over my dead body..." "Exactly. If need be." "What is that?!" "A little... persuasion..." "Here's the deed." "Thank you." Action 3: Transferring ownership of 3 farms and 1 slaughterhouse to Lady Vinid. Who: Lord Erikell Where: Keep Erikell When: Gen2 Turn1 Act3 What: ^ Why: I was... persuaded. Got an offer I couldn't refuse. And...
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    I can help you with that!
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    Atium misting!

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      Congrats!

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      phattemer

      Of course, I don't think they exist anymore, but hey, Bendalloy is fun too!

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    Is this that one movie with the giant rabbit?
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    Wut. Yes, there were no original Reform Spies, but everyone knows Kasimir is a troll GM. Heh heh. Highlight it.
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    Yeah, the 'spy' is Cars(t?)on, Turos' old character who was gambling. Spinner. Can't be on much, sorry.
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    Selish Worldhopper, Seixa has barely recovered from the chaos at the Rose Empire. He used to be a (fake) Shu-Korath Priest, though he was really an Elantrian.
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    Ok! A girl goes to a place, murders the first person she sees, and heads off with three strangers to commit another murder.
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    I also do classical piano (7 years), and while I have no idea what grade I'd be on, right now I'm playing Bach's Concerto in F minor, which O'm prepping to play with my school's orchestra. By the way, that piece sounds really good, Elsa!
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    Now that QF8 is finally over, with I think a record for least survivors(1), I can post this! Credit to Shallan for suggesting a parody/theme song. On The Forums Again Wiz Khalifa and phattemer I'm in the dead doc without you my friend And I'll tell you all about it on the forums again You made a mislynch without me my friend Oh I’ll tell you the right target on the forums again On the forums again Well who knew that her post was true She could have pulled through I guess all the votes on her just were too much for her to survive I thought she’d get a roleblock on someone But something told me that it couldn’t be done Had to switch up vote on players different select a new target You thought it was the day suspicion from buffet but they weren’t a Coinshot How can you not talk about voting when votes are all you got? Every lynch that went through I critiqued it from behind And now you’re joining me here for the final write You made a mistake without me my friend And I’ll rant about it here until I see you again I know the Coinshots but you don’t my friend And I’ll tell you all their names back on the forums again On the forums again *instrumental bridge* First one vote as a poke You get a reply but leave the vote on And it turns into two, and those two becomes three and those three will never leave and then you get supporters that help with the lynch and when there’s five votes on someone they are going to be lynched regardless of their faction Well that lynch had to be done and the lynch is what you reached so remember them when they’re gone How can you not suspect them when they are all you got? Every post that they made has reeked of Coinshot But still you couldn’t see it not even second thoughts Let their posts guide your vote hold every suspicion as you read and every vote you make will always lead you right Another mislynch without me my friend And I’m ranting on and on inside the dead doc again You target a villager for lynching again And I’ll yell at you about it on the forums again On the forums again. lyrics video
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    Ha. It would be funny if I were an Arbiter in MR7, given my rep right now.

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      Yes. Indeed it would. Guess we'll have to kill you to find out. *chuckles grimly*

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    “Used to work with him, hm?” Finn gave Kherstor a very pointed look. “Alright. Well. Here’s some ground rules then, buddy.” Counting each one off on his fingers, he continued, “No really loud noises. No betraying anybody to our troubled friend. No asking me questions. No hurting innocents. No stabbing us in the back. No giving anybody else information about us or our expedition, at all. No being a spy. And you’re to buy me food when I ask it.” Finner rubbed his stubbled chin thoughtfully. “I think that’s it. Oh, and I have one rule for you,” he added, looking at Kherstor stubbornly. “No making us follow someone we just met to the supposed base of a criminal mastermind. Especially if they used to work for said criminal mastermind.” Exisa was a bit disappointed. Apparently only one of his two patrons was worth anything; that is, in a fight. Of course, both of them were worth something, if they truly were Metalborn. Exisa imagined the combined powers of iron and steel... to be able to fly through the air like a Allomancer of old... and then there was the 'Mistborn' Jon. He had provided the Steelpushing part of the act until there was a slight misunderstanding involving Exisa, a pyramid-shaped metallic object, and the secondary Coinshot. Nobody understood that he was just helping! Why did no one accept him? I accept you... you will be perfect... yes, perfect. Wait, what was that? Rules! Exisa loved rules! It was the Tinquisitor speaking. “Alright. Well. Here’s some ground rules then, buddy.” Buddy! Who dared to call the greatest Coinshot since the Ascendant Warrior buddy! Exisa growled under his breath, and suppressed the desire to shoot him in the face. “No really loud noises." Compounded Tin!? Perhaps... if only Exisa has some specially prepared pewter ready... but alas, he only had steel. "No betraying anybody to our troubled friend." What friend was this? Jon himself, probably. Exisa wished that the Tinquisitor would be more clear. "No asking me questions." Why did all these rules have to be so negative? Gosh, you'd think the Tinquisitor wasn't happy with his life or something! "No hurting innocents." He smirked. He could easily not hurt 'innocents', but he thought the Tinquisitor should have been more specific. "No stabbing us in the back." Exisa could barely conceal his malevolent grin. It wouldn't be their back, per se. No, it would be much more... up close and personal. Yes... remember the bind point. "No giving anybody else information about us or our expedition, at all." This seemed straightforward enough. Easy to do, since Exisa never worked with anyone once he'd determined their power and shared a house at night. "No being a spy." He rolled his eyes. If they assumed he would follow their rules, this wasn't needed, given that the previous one would eliminate any benefit a spy gave their hypothetical employer. "And you’re to buy me food when I ask it.” Stupid puffed-up pompous pandering pigs. They could buy their own Harmony-cursed food! Exisa only bought food for people when he had made it himself with his special ingredients, and even then he didn't spend his own money. “I think that’s it. Oh, and I have one rule for you. No making us follow someone we just met to the supposed base of a criminal mastermind. Especially if they used to work for said criminal mastermind.” Hey! He was standing right there! Exisa was shocked that they would insinuate such a thing! He would never do that! Except in a few very specific instances like all of them. "Well, now that we've got all the rules stated, let's go get him!" Exisa shouted, being careful to direct his decibels directly at the Tinquisitor. He didn't actually mean it, but he wanted to see how idiotic these employers were. If they went outside with him now, then he could probably take care of them on one of first nights. Tin, iron, and steel... a potent combination... yes... you need to get those powers... but wait... Exisa thought about it. There was Jon's whole crew, and that would be nearly every type of misting in one place! If the Tinquisitor and Ironteeth kept being this helpful, maybe Exisa would help them a little too. Everyone likes powers, right? He noted that they were a little skeptical of leaving immediately. Of course, they should be. "Excellent. You have passed my first test. I needed to check if you were stooped. Naturally, I would never think of leaving right now." Exisa trailed off as he glanced out the window and spotted the losing gambler skulking up against it, possibly listening to their conversation. "Hey! Come on, we've got a spy!" He rushed outside and pinned the man to the wall by his belt and buttons. One would think that people in Coinshots' houses wouldn't throw coins, but maybe this man was merely foolish, forgetful, or fortunate. Ahhh, fortunate. He stopped focusing on the man as he thought of the perks of being a Spinner. One could do almost anything, after being stuck in a padded room for a week or so, so you couldn't harm yourself. Exisa blinked, and regained his composure. The man looked amused at being accosted by such a... such a shrimp. He glared, and the man immediately stopped grinning. Kill him... don't take that insult lightly... "Well? Name, occupation, powers, reason for spying, preferred method of execution?"
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    Also excited for it! Actually, I think it was about my turn for a post, so I'll go ahead and do one, unless someone else wants to do one first? Please ignore the post up now, apparently tab + space posts or something? I'll just finish it then...
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    I'm an Elantrian Shu-Korath Priest with Seon Ashe, a Korathi Pendant, and I'm on the Citizens of Arelon faction. Beware of fireballs!
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    Sorry, already used up all my upvotes on the sign-up thread(shameless plug). But here is a meme:
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    !!!! Try searching "denilcsid erdnecatac" backwards!!!!!! 1 RESULT!!!!!!! I WON THE INTERNET!!
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    I apparently spend just enough time on 17thshard to catch this an hour after it came out. Thanks, Spencer!
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    Ich auch spreche ein bisschen Deutsch! Aber nicht so gut.
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    6 Metronome 6 Soulcaster 7 Bone 6 Savannah 4 Brighthead 18 Inhuman healed 6 Deathskull hurted 4 Substance
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