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    Look, I have no idea how it was done, but I didn't do it.
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    I don't know how it was done either, but it wasn't me.
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    Day 1: The Lord Ruler makes a wooden spear. This is very funny. Hoid searches for firewood. Use Stick! Please use Stick! Nazh, Susebron, Vivenna, Elend, and Kaladin hunt for other tributes. Yeah, pretty scary group. Awakeners, Mistborn, Windrunner, Nazh(who is nazh even) Siri discovers a river. So many colors! Aaaaaaaaaah! Help! Halladren is taking over! Dalinar defeats Adolin in a fight, but spares his life. Come on son, you can do better than that! Navani receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Maybe she can make a fabrial! Kobold King receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Unknown? Ha. It's one loaf for every 10,000 upvotes. 17thshard did it. Vin chases Sarene. Awwww. Poor Sarene. Vasher tries to sleep through the entire day. I guess he's just constantly the trainer who hates everyone and everything. Do NOT wake him up. Twylight decapitates Syl with a sword. WHY TWY WHY??!?!?!?!?!?!???? Kaladin didn't even say the first ideal... Eshonai picks flowers. Artform? ARTFORM!!!! Wax constructs a shack. He needs to feed his house. He had better start building. Shallan camouflauges herself in the bushes. *Rock. Lightweaving power! Stick makes a wooden spear. I am a stick. You will change. I am a stick. YOU WILL CHANGE. I am a spear. You will... wait, that's what I wanted. Raoden, Kelsier, and Wayne hunt for other tributes. Also scary. Elantrian, Mistborn, 1v1 cane fight? Run awayyyyy! 1 cannon shot could be heard in the distance. Syl EVERYONE KILL TWY Twy has 1 kill.
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    Bloodbath: (Thanks Lark!) Vasher, Hoid, Kaladin, Nazh, Vin, Kobold King, Wax, Dalinar, Susebron, The Lord Ruler, Sarene, Shallan, Twylight, and Raoden run away from the Cornucopia. That deescalated quickly... how do I even commentate this. Kelsier grabs a jar of fishing bait while Eshonai gets fishing gear. A more terrifying team than any I've seen. Stick retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia. I am a stick. I am a trident. You will carry me. I... I will carry you. Wayne gathers as much food as he can. Classic Wayne. Syl retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia. Find Kaladin! Pleeeeeeeease! Navani rips a mace out of Adolin's hands. But Aunt! I wanted the mace! Shut up. Elend takes a spear from inside the cornucopia. He's a survivor... (get it? ) Vivenna retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia. Maybe she can meet up with that old guy who Nightblood kills. Siri grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia. Team Siri and Vivenna! Sibling power!
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    Due to an error with a bookmark to day 1 working for the first 5 minutes and then never again, everyone has been magically resurrected!
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    Next day in 5 minutes! Place your bets! Uhhhh one sec.
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    Ah. Lord Queade. Unfortunately, building a court does not give you authority. The decision, as all important decisions should be, will be made by The Lord Ruler or the person whom he selects.
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    If I have a guarantee from your House that no such action will be taken, then yes, I will send my mistborn. How does your equation work? I want to check it before I send my Mistborn to ensure that no numbers are accidentally changed. I'm sure no member of House Uethorn would do such a thing, but some spy, hoping to cause a conflict, could.
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    Round 2: here it is!
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    The Bloodbath As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. Commentary in italics. Kaladin retrieves a trident from the cornucopia. Just a glorified spear, right? Shallan takes a spear from the cornucopia. Now if she and Kaladin get together there will be trouble. Eshonai finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver. Yay? Not a Shardblade, but still something. Susebron runs away with a lighter and some rope. I sense Awakening incoming. Kelsier grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty. Still, he survived. Stick gathers as much food as he can. Hope you don't need to cook any of that. Sarene pushes Kobold King off a cliff during a knife fight. Do upvotes transfer upon death? Twylight grabs a jar of fishing bait while Siri gets fishing gear. For some reason, these people seem a lot alike. Vasher, Wax, Syl, Wayne, and Vin run away from the cornucopia. Wax AND Wayne!? Wimps. The Lord Ruler grabs a sword. But will it burn? Raoden finds a bag full of explosives. POW! One way to break out of Elantris. Hoid finds a bad full of explosives. He'll probably use them to rocket himself into the air and talk to flying squirrels. Vivenna bashes Elend's head against a rock several times. This is sad. I thought Vivenna was nice. Navani finds a canteen full of water. Fabrial time! Water-pistol fabrial!! Nazh grabs a backpack and retreats. I don't know who he is very well, so good job? Adolin kills Dalinar as he tries to run. "I am the Highprince now!"
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    Hunger Games: Literal Sanderson Elimination Tributes:
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    Uh, Lord Uethorn, there is one problem with that. I know about your plans to imprison any and all members off House Erikell that go to these Games. I would be fine with having an inspector come to my keep to count them, but I am not sending my Mistborn off to be falsely incarcerated.
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    If you want to do so, go ahead. But the very implausibility of the true option makes it all the more likely that I'm not lying, since why would I bother to lie about having done it if I knew you would be convinced I had either way, and the consequences would be less severe if I confessed? My actions are simply not logical if one assumes that I had attacked you. My other actions that turn were and will remain private. However, I was attempting to abide by the "please don't just post actions like 'trying for an heir'" every turn. I wanted to cement the relationship between myself and House Vinid, however if Vinid is conclusively found to be the perpetrator, that relationship will be dissolved.
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    Look, Tekiel. If you can't think of a reason why I would attack you, and I deny it, then why would you think I attacked you? It simply wasn't me. How did you ID the bodies? Clothing? Or something different?
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    Wealth!?!?!?!?!?!? I was not informed!!! (yeah i knew that)
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    Action 3: Who: Lord Erikell What: Marrying off my daughter, while keeping her in the family. Where: Keep Erikell, I guess?? When: Action 2 Why: So she's married for next Gen.
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    Well, Ren, I was just picking someone at random. I thought I could get some discussion about whether or not lynching mostly inactive people is better, but without any other votes it just acts like a lynch discussion with no intent to kill.
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    It wasn't really a poke vote so much as a potential target. I had hoped that other people would vote for him, thus forcing a defense, and we could see who was for him, against him, etc. You can see a good example of this in LG12, especially the first few cycles. I'm certainly no expert on "lynch with intent to kill" but from the explanation in LG12 I think I understand it well enough to explain again. Basically, "lynch without intent to kill" is pointless, since Eliminators know they can just say nothing and nothing will happen. Oh I'll just quote it. 3 different things: To quote Kas:
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    Whoa! Very cool, very cool.
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    Heritage will also lynch PK, but given Adamir's scan which I still don't know the result of, we should hit Aonar next cycle.
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    What? What do you mean? He is confirmed Disco? Adamir! Rep buddies!
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    Change your parentheses to brackets. ( -> [ and ) -> ]
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    Let's lynch either Zephyr or Paranoid King this time. RNG says... Paranoid King!
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    No way are you Factionless. You are definitely a Discovery member. I don't really think Kas would rebalance the game so heavily that he had to resurrect someone to make it less heavily. He could just have not done it so heavily. I don't know if that makes sense, but I have to go. Heritage will also lynch Alvron, but next cycle we should take Aonar.
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    I haven't been able to be on for a bit, but it seems to be that until either A. a lynch happens or B. Radiant powers are used we have no evidence to accuse anyone based on events in this game. Of course, we can go off of posts in Cycle 1, but I'm lazy. For now, I will put forward a lynch target of Cla(nky)! I don't recall seeing a post from them but the intention is not to kill inactives, nor to kill Clanky, but to have a lynch discussion with intent to kill.
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