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war The Parshendi War
Lord Pifferdoo replied to the winter system's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Doc Piffington could hear sounds of conflict outside. He really had to pee, so he hoped that whoever was fighting was A: Here for the Doc and B: Not here to kill him. Doc Piffington whistled an old military tune his grandfather had once sung to him. -
war The Parshendi War
Lord Pifferdoo replied to the winter system's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Can somebody please rescue Doc Piffington from Damnation? It's boring. -
war The Parshendi War
Lord Pifferdoo replied to the winter system's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Well Doc Piffington needs to figure out where the frick he is right now Maybe he could pray to Cultivation -
Alloy of Law era Mistborn rp [Planning+Characters]
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Kestrel's topic in Inactive RPs
Can Doc Piffington join? -
war The Parshendi War
Lord Pifferdoo replied to the winter system's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Doc Piffington eyes shot open. He was in a room he had never seen before. The walls were stark white, and the ceiling...glowed? Or parts of it did, illuminating the room with an artificial sunshine. He was on a tile floor, still dressed in his dirty lab coat and duster. His pistol, syringe, meat hammer, and Rioter vials were on a table close to a large, grey door. His boot-knife and emergency scalpel were still tucked away in their secret places, and a half-finished plague mask was on the floor nearby. His outlaw hat was on the other side of the room for some reason, along with his dark goggles and an outstanding large pile of confetti. Doc Piffington stood up and immediately regretted that decision. Every muscle and bone in his body screamed in agony, and he was so thirsty, his throat felt like it was on fire. He looked around the room for any fluids to drink, and then remembered his emergency alcohol stash. Doc Piffington reached into his lab coat and pulled out a flask filled with Twinborn Village Whiskey. (It's So Good, It's Killer!) He sniffed the leather-bound flask and took a long draw, rejoicing at the burning sensation. Doc Piffington felt a wet spot begin to form on his neck and down to his shirt. He look down, and saw the wet spot growing even larger. Just then, the Doc felt a sharp pain in his neck, and on impulse clutched his left hand to the spot. He then gasped, only it came out like a low growl. A bullethole passed through his Leras's Apple, into his trachea and out the posterior side. -
Yea...about that updated map...
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- so close
- but so far
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- lots of spikes
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Quick Fix Game 7: Living (and Dying) Rough
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wyrmhero's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Because logic. That's how.- 339 replies
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- alloy of law
- postal strike
- panda: eats gets shot dies
- you hate cops though
- i hate particles
- guess whos a tineye?
- aonar turned up!
- whats wrong with me?
- i blame meta
- rip kas keyboard
- i chose to do this instead
- he was behind the fridge
- i have a paper due
- rens got more tags anyway
- false alarm - we found gamma
- kas too for that matter
- so are meta and luckat
- gamma is mia
- ren deserved it
- the smoking gun strikes again
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- wilson wanted a tag
- a plague of doctors
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- alas poor kas
- sanderson elimination
- quick fix 7
- is this good enough winter?
- found the secret message yet?
- guess you must hate lurchers
- she got this lousy tag
- i killed wilson
- im trapped in a tag factory
- gamma found again
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Woohoo! Another one bites the dust! And by dust I mean the air around him as it combusted!
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- sorry about the wait
- night six
- so close
- but so far
- so thick you can taste it
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Alloy of Law era Mistborn rp [Planning+Characters]
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Kestrel's topic in Inactive RPs
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Quick Fix Game 7: Living (and Dying) Rough
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wyrmhero's topic in Sanderson Elimination
The deal is done! And sometimes people just protect me, for no reason whatsoever. So thank you Emerald, for your kind words that were actually accusatory towards someone else.- 339 replies
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- scadrial
- alloy of law
- postal strike
- panda: eats gets shot dies
- you hate cops though
- i hate particles
- guess whos a tineye?
- aonar turned up!
- whats wrong with me?
- i blame meta
- rip kas keyboard
- i chose to do this instead
- he was behind the fridge
- i have a paper due
- rens got more tags anyway
- false alarm - we found gamma
- kas too for that matter
- so are meta and luckat
- gamma is mia
- ren deserved it
- the smoking gun strikes again
- cycle 2
- wilson wanted a tag
- a plague of doctors
- cycle 1
- alas poor kas
- sanderson elimination
- quick fix 7
- is this good enough winter?
- found the secret message yet?
- guess you must hate lurchers
- she got this lousy tag
- i killed wilson
- im trapped in a tag factory
- gamma found again
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Quick Fix Game 7: Living (and Dying) Rough
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wyrmhero's topic in Sanderson Elimination
I'm going to vote for Winter, for the sole reason that she was evil in the LG. That's right, I'm going Meta on this one. Not you, Meta. Not yet. By the way Haelbarde, if you don't vote for me, I'll make you a stethoscope that is coated in a deadly poison!- 339 replies
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- meta and luckat still mia
- red oni kas scares me
- he was in jains nightmares
- help
- official tag merchanise soon!
- lynch blue kas!
- scadrial
- alloy of law
- postal strike
- panda: eats gets shot dies
- you hate cops though
- i hate particles
- guess whos a tineye?
- aonar turned up!
- whats wrong with me?
- i blame meta
- rip kas keyboard
- i chose to do this instead
- he was behind the fridge
- i have a paper due
- rens got more tags anyway
- false alarm - we found gamma
- kas too for that matter
- so are meta and luckat
- gamma is mia
- ren deserved it
- the smoking gun strikes again
- cycle 2
- wilson wanted a tag
- a plague of doctors
- cycle 1
- alas poor kas
- sanderson elimination
- quick fix 7
- is this good enough winter?
- found the secret message yet?
- guess you must hate lurchers
- she got this lousy tag
- i killed wilson
- im trapped in a tag factory
- gamma found again
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Ah. Good point.
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- sorry about the wait
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- so close
- but so far
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- lots of spikes
- a few too many maybe?
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If the Spiked spike someone powerful, what's to stop that person from just telling everyone else who all the Spiked are and then either sacrifice themselves or get a Lurcher to pull it out? The Lurcher would have to die, unless you managed to manipulate a Spiked Lurcher by getting him in a room with the Lambchop and then Nicrobursting him secretly? And then whomever has Hazecrusher would smack the crap out of him. 'Course, that plan falls apart if the Spiked have Hazecrusher on their hands. But I don't think they do, because they would have used it last night and we would have a dead ostrich on our hands.
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- day six
- sorry about the wait
- night six
- so close
- but so far
- so thick you can taste it
- yum
- night five
- explosions
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- spikesmore spikes
- lots of spikes
- a few too many maybe?
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How Often Do You Accidentally Swear Like An Alethi?
Lord Pifferdoo replied to natc's topic in Stormlight Archive
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Well the people of Scadrial were created by Ruin and Preservation, so it would make sense that there's some genetic manipulation on their part. But I believe there's a WoB somewhere that states that at least some (if not all) of the humans that first showed up on Roshar emigrated from somewhere else, possibly Yolen. If that is the case, perhaps the Shards modified them slightly to make them more suited to their respective Investitures. (Self-plug: Which strengthens my theory about Burning Eyeballs)
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An Abundance of Doctors
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wonko the Sane's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Doctors Without Boundaries Or maybe The Doctors' Whom- 114 replies
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Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wonko the Sane's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Doc Piffington will have the embroidered lab coats ready shortly. Anybody want pocket protectors/hypodermic needle sheaths/overly white gloves/victorian plague mask?- 114 replies
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Quick Fix Game 7: Living (and Dying) Rough
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wyrmhero's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Can our outlaw gang name be "Malpractice"?- 339 replies
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- meta and luckat still mia
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- lynch blue kas!
- scadrial
- alloy of law
- postal strike
- panda: eats gets shot dies
- you hate cops though
- i hate particles
- guess whos a tineye?
- aonar turned up!
- whats wrong with me?
- i blame meta
- rip kas keyboard
- i chose to do this instead
- he was behind the fridge
- i have a paper due
- rens got more tags anyway
- false alarm - we found gamma
- kas too for that matter
- so are meta and luckat
- gamma is mia
- ren deserved it
- the smoking gun strikes again
- cycle 2
- wilson wanted a tag
- a plague of doctors
- cycle 1
- alas poor kas
- sanderson elimination
- quick fix 7
- is this good enough winter?
- found the secret message yet?
- guess you must hate lurchers
- she got this lousy tag
- i killed wilson
- im trapped in a tag factory
- gamma found again
- qf7
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I live in Minnesota
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Brandon Interview With Information
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Skaiiwalker's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Parshendi Gods = Unmade? Possibly?- 12 replies
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Can we all take a moment to appreciate the tags? (clapping) Bravo.
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- took you long enough
- day seven
- night seven
- day six
- sorry about the wait
- night six
- so close
- but so far
- so thick you can taste it
- yum
- night five
- explosions
- day four
- awakening
- ostriches
- spikesmore spikes
- lots of spikes
- a few too many maybe?
- night four
- prepare
- yourself
- for
- slight
- crushing
- sensation
- another one bites the dust
- night eight
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Quick Fix Game 7: Living (and Dying) Rough
Lord Pifferdoo replied to Wyrmhero's topic in Sanderson Elimination
What have I done?- 339 replies
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- there can only be one!
- meta and luckat still mia
- red oni kas scares me
- he was in jains nightmares
- help
- official tag merchanise soon!
- lynch blue kas!
- scadrial
- alloy of law
- postal strike
- panda: eats gets shot dies
- you hate cops though
- i hate particles
- guess whos a tineye?
- aonar turned up!
- whats wrong with me?
- i blame meta
- rip kas keyboard
- i chose to do this instead
- he was behind the fridge
- i have a paper due
- rens got more tags anyway
- false alarm - we found gamma
- kas too for that matter
- so are meta and luckat
- gamma is mia
- ren deserved it
- the smoking gun strikes again
- cycle 2
- wilson wanted a tag
- a plague of doctors
- cycle 1
- alas poor kas
- sanderson elimination
- quick fix 7
- is this good enough winter?
- found the secret message yet?
- guess you must hate lurchers
- she got this lousy tag
- i killed wilson
- im trapped in a tag factory
- gamma found again
- qf7