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  1. Lord Pifferdoo
    Women and creepy Counts first!
  2. Lord Pifferdoo
    More Zombies!
  3. Lord Pifferdoo
    Wilson.
  4. Lord Pifferdoo
    Pifferluke III, Margrave of the Farmost Dominances, had a title that was almost as old as he was. Decrepit as he may be, his sharp wit and sharper wife kept most others from taking advantage of his chronological experience. "Why are we even in the tunnels again, love?" said the Margrave to his wife, though intending it for the rest of the room. "Being in tunnels brings out the other tunnels in me. Carpal tunnel mostly, although I do feel a tunnel of love coming on." "I don't think the kind townspeople would want to see you coming on to anything, my lord." retorted the Margravine Courtessa, a short, stately women who, previous to her marriage, had built quite the reputation as a serial killer. Reformed as she may be, it was rumored that she still kept her obsidian daggers under her skirts. "Bah. It'll give these folks something to look at, other than cave wall." snorted the Margrave, sipping on his water like it was a fine, Southern wine. "It's either the wall or the amassed freak show by the Survivor carving, as if that rebel could save them now." The Margrave believed, like most individuals of his rank and stature, that one day the Lord Ruler would return and all would be right with the world again. For once the Lord Ruler returns, the nobility would have to be rebuilt. When you're bringing all the sheep to pasture, what's to stop a couple of wolves from joining the flock?
  5. Lord Pifferdoo
    Nah, only Meta.
  6. Lord Pifferdoo
    Figgldygrak, lord of pain and snowflakes.
  7. Lord Pifferdoo
    Pifferluke III, Margrave of the Farmost Dominance, will join this party.
  8. Lord Pifferdoo
    But why?
  9. Lord Pifferdoo
    Decapitated by Dakhor Monks? -Karata
  10. Lord Pifferdoo
    I didn't guess at all, though...
  11. Lord Pifferdoo
    Now I'm just imagining Figgldygrak on a raft in the middle of the ocean after he's lost his volleyball friend.
  12. Lord Pifferdoo
    Yes, another one bites the rust! Welcome
  13. Lord Pifferdoo
    I want to see Kaladin get an angry power ballad in StormLights! Camera! Action! Shallan gets a burlesque song about manipulation Dalinar has the slow song that makes everybody's hair stand on end Sadeas would probably get the awesome sinister song And Hoid would have a polka.
  14. Lord Pifferdoo
    Reveal yourself, zombie!
  15. Lord Pifferdoo
    Because reasons to be disclosed later, Karlin.
  16. Lord Pifferdoo
    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this are so awesooooooooooooooome!
  17. Lord Pifferdoo
    The main character from Firstborn
  18. Lord Pifferdoo
    Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
  19. Lord Pifferdoo
    Peng is getting close...
  20. Lord Pifferdoo
    ANOTHER! (slams MAG book onto the ground)
  21. Lord Pifferdoo
    I blame society. Down with the bourgeoisie!
  22. Lord Pifferdoo
    I heard someone today use "Night take me" as a curse today and I got so happy.
  23. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. You lose the idea that nighttime is a thing, and every morning you forget again. I wish for the ability to control the noble gases with my mind.
  24. Lord Pifferdoo
    Or his powers would manifest as a super-bright-smile that shoots energy beams and blinds people!
  25. Lord Pifferdoo
    Freaky Herald stuff, possibly related to Odium and whatever is sealing him. Maybe they're gonna break the 66 seals to free Odium from his fiery prison.
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