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Lord Pifferdoo

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  1. I'm still hoping for either Hemalurgic Bullets or a Lurcher somewhere to shoot a bullet into a guy and then Pull it back to kill a separate guy.
  2. To insure no massive amounts of Voter shenanigans happen, I'm gonna vote for Dowanx. Granted, there hasn't been nearly as much shenanigans as in the AG. I guess the only thing we have to worry about is a mass vote at the end of the cycle, and that usually only happens when the Eliminators are about to win. (Pink works for votes, right? I mean, it's not pink, it's light-ish red)
  3. Granted. Lights are now intensified 500%, but only in your head. A dim bulb will be like the sun in your eyes, and the sun itself would blind you forever. I wish for a defense attorney that wins my case
  4. Granted. You can no longer taste/smell food and drink. I wish for twelve liters of acid to be dumped on my enemy's head.
  5. Regardless of whatever other changes take place, I think Vowforgers is a pretty epic name
  6. Vowforgers Maybe they must have someone with them to Soulcast? Like they need that person's trust and loyalty? Or maybe something like, they need others working with them to Soulcast properly. There's the Vowforger, and his squires, and the Vowforger will be like, "Stone, air!" and everyone has to say their oaths to this one Vowforger and really believe them.
  7. Granted. Every light you turn on by yourself goes strobe. I wish for a pet Keberos.
  8. Granted. However, you have all of the weaknesses that you, yourself, would have. (how's that for a spoiler-free answer) All liquids taste like over-saturated peach Kool-aid I wish for TROGDOR the BURNINATOR
  9. Granted. However, everyone will always pass on second and goal. Also, all the players have severe cases of syphilis. I wish I never had to sleep
  10. Granted. You are colorblind, tone-deaf, and about as creative as a frozen sack of peas. I wish for a pet dragon that doesn't try to eat me all the time, like my last one. By the Lord Ruler that was annoying
  11. What do you think would happen if a human ate the fancy Investiture bug things? Thoughts?
  12. Maybe it's like speaking that third ideal was like the straw that broke the camel's glowing, Invesisture-infused back? Like there was this buildup of energy that couldn't be used, but once Kaladin's spirit aligned itself in the right way (Kal turned into the right triangle for the block game that is life) enough energy could be used at once to cause such a drastic change.
  13. I'm hoping that there's: A. A Hoid Cameo B. Copious amounts of Eastern Street Slang C. The ability to play as a Feruchemist D. Inside jokes for the Cosmere-aware
  14. 1. Mossflower 2. Redwall 3. Bellringer 4. Taggerung 5. Outcast of Redwall 6. A Redwall Christmas Story 7. Redwall Cookbook (written by Brian Jacques? not sure) 8. Lord Brocktree 9. Marlfox 10. Rakkety Tam 11. (in case the Redwall Cookbook wasn't written by him) Loamhedge EDIT: A Redwall Christmas Story should be A Redwall Winter's Tale
  15. So the Nightmares are trying to kill Stephen? Does that mean one of us is secretly Stephen, and if so, does he have special powers?
  16. New goal: Get on the Top Reputation list.

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      Worthy goal, my friend!

      It was a goal of mine, but now I'm on it!

  17. Herr Pifferd, a German man with an outrageously pompus Walrus mustache and PTSD. Wears a WWI - era military uniform.
  18. Is there any other main difference between Lighteyes and Darkeyes? This could be another situation like the Nobles and the Skaa in Mistborn, though I kinda doubt it.
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