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  1. Lord Pifferdoo
    I suppose I should change my signature now... In all sillyness, this was actually really fun, and I'm already excited for the next one. Maybe I'll be a Viscount or a Marquis.
  2. Lord Pifferdoo
    Hemalurgy and Dakhor
  3. Lord Pifferdoo
    Woe be to those whose Network Connection misses the word of Metatron OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO *cans jiggle, wiggle, and do the harlem shake*
  4. Lord Pifferdoo
    Just finished reading Beowulf (the Seamus Heaney translation), and I'm writing a short essay analysis of it for a class I'm taking. I'm currently making my way through When the Legends Die by Hal Borland, and I'm really liking it so far. It's getting pretty intense, and it reminds me a lot of American Gods by Neil Gaiman. The whole idea that legends are what we aspire to be and without them, we have nothing to live up to, is a very powerful message. "When the legends die, the dreams end. When the dreams end, there is no greatness."
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    Woe to those who have molasses-brains and don't protect themselves against breakfast zombies. Also, I'm a ghoooooooooost woooooooooooooo I'll haunt all of your cans and can-like vessels till you fall to the spiiiiiiiiiiked *ghostly whoosh* *all cans in town jump up and down for three seconds*
  6. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. You lose the ability to speak, and if someone says anything involving the number three or triangles you will have a mental breakdown. I wish for the test I choose to fail to be for a class I am not taking.
  7. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. Stormlight 3 is released in New Zealand, Botswana, and Mongolia. Each book is printed in Ancient Greek. I wish for amazing dancing ability for prom when it comes up in a few months.
  8. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. Every other food that Jim Gaffigan has made fun of, however, now tastes just as terrible as hot pockets originally did. I wish to be alive again in the Elimination Game (much tears, very distraught. wow)
  9. Lord Pifferdoo
    Disguise! With the mustache!
  10. Lord Pifferdoo
    Could Felt be Hoid in disguise? The Coppermind lists him as "lithe and short with a hawkish face and a drooping moustache." (Scadrial account)
  11. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. You no longer have a liver. I wish for a pet velociraptor. And the actual velociraptor, with feathers and all.
  12. Lord Pifferdoo
    Does anybody else realize that Unodus could also be the Rioter? And since I'm not the Rioter, that means that he IS the Rioter?
  13. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. You now have liver disease. Really, really bad liver disease. I wish to not be a fly anymore.
  14. Lord Pifferdoo
    Well crap.
  15. Lord Pifferdoo
    Thank you, that works in a great way with my hemalurgic cult idea!
  16. Lord Pifferdoo
    I got a copy of the MAG and I've read it cover to cover. I've gathered my friends and they've all got characters. Their goal: Make things better for the skaa through any means necessary. Current methods: Politics, Skulduggery The crew has: A recently-snapped Mistborn of House Urbain, who in this world is the House that all the other Houses buy mercenaries from. Her parents were killed and she's trying to find the killer. The other nobles think she's a Rioter. A kandra loyal to Urbain, and was hired by the house so long ago that nobody remembers when it ends. Currently, she's posing as Conrad Urbain, the head of the house, so that everything doesn't go to ashes. A Lurcher mercenary, who is the personal bodyguard to the Mistborn. His father went crazy one day and killed his brother and almost killed him. Unbeknownst to the merc, but knownst to us, he was actually Spiked by his father. An angry Obligator Functionary, who wants to bring down the Inquisition after seeing the cruelty of the Inquisitors firsthand. He was in training to become an Inquisitor, as he was a Seeker, but quit after witnessing the slaughter of a thieving crew. A skaa thief, who outwardly seems to be in it for the money, but really just wants to support his brother, who was taken in by a noble family, but for a large sum of money each month. A Pewterarm Noblewoman who is sympathetic to the Skaa cause. However, she has no sympathy for the Terris, as her mother was murdered by the Synod for unknown reasons. I need something to start them off with. I had an idea with a Hemalurgic Cult, but I can't get it to fit with the whole "make things better for the skaa" thing. Help?
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  18. Lord Pifferdoo

    Drinking Coca-Cola out of a wine glass makes it taste more classy.

    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      Eating sushi on a steel platter makes it taste more rugged and outdoors-y.

  19. Lord Pifferdoo
    Thanks for all the calc help!
  20. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. His death is now epic, but the ending's lameness has been magnified to a degree unlike never before. I wish to know how to do calculus like a genius.
  21. Lord Pifferdoo
    Remember, Odium is currently "contained" in the Greater Roshar system. He couldn't leave if he wanted to. His hatred for Cultivation and mankind is probably why he's attacking Roshar, though there may be other shenanigans about.
  22. Lord Pifferdoo
    I am Tallmenster Piffertuff, and I have hair that goes down to here. (motions with hand) It is the color of white chocolate. He is about yay tall (motions with hand), weighs about as much as a Labrador retriever and three Boston Terriers, and he loves to tell stories.
  23. Lord Pifferdoo
    It's unclear because tired Pifferdoo is not the type of Pifferdoo that makes sense /: I'm not sure who to vote for now, because my reasoning before is all whack now. More on this developing story later. Maybe. Darn Calculus. Anyone know how to integrate using substitution?
  24. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. The dragons are about the size of cats. I wish for the One Ring.
  25. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted, but it literally burns in your stomach. I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind.
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