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    Wrote a paper in 1 hour, finished editing in another. If anyone wants to read 2.5 pages of analysis of When the Legends Die by Hal Borland, give me a PM.

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    I am voting for Joe I am staying in the Library
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    Maybe even like a combination of different spren, too, and you'd have to do a bunch of things at once to attract the right spren.
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    Maybe the Stormfather is just too proud to be a Blade. Why should he become a tool for a Knight when he is the Stormfather? --It's also worth mentioning that the Honorspren (at least Syl) refer to the Stormfather as "Father" and that the Stormfather calls them "Daughter" (or at least Syl) in return. Maybe all the orders have a big fancy spren that's like the progenitor of all the other spren, though I doubt it.
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    I've always thought that the Stormfather didn't exist until after Honor was Splintered, and that Dalinar was the first Surgebinder to Bind him.
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    *ahem* It's Marquis de Piffletiff, not Baron Von Piff. The Von Piffs are my ancestors, cruelly murdered during the Attack of Tyrian Falls.
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    What if you need a certain spren to Soulcast the different 10 essences? Like a Windspren to Soulcast air?
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    Well you'd need some way to get the other spren to help you Probably using Stormlight Maybe Vowforgers can 'Stormcraft' a mini-nahel bond to a spren by speaking a promise they made to someone. Or making the spren a promise, like maybe they wanted to bond with a Cryptic, they'd have to promise the Cryptic that the forger will always lie or bonding with a Highspren means always following the law. If they break these promises the spren leaves immediately, but there's no real ill effect to the Vowforger. The soveignspren could act as a kind of translator to these other spren. It would probably be in the Vowforger's best interest to bond only with semi-Cognitive spren, so the promises are a bit easier to uphold. I could see a rotspren make the Vowforger promise to never heal himself or something like that.
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    I think I'll abstain from voting this time around.
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    Maybe Vowforgers can make smaller bonds between other kinds of spren, kinda like how people capture Furies in the Codex Alera series and then "piggyback" with them to Shadesmar?
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    Granted. 0.1% of all you earn is now donated to a charity you hate. I wish for a happy Valentine's Day for the entire 17th Shard!
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    I forget, but did anybody know about the grubs other than Dusk?
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    I'm still hoping for either Hemalurgic Bullets or a Lurcher somewhere to shoot a bullet into a guy and then Pull it back to kill a separate guy.
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    You best be picking up the phone cuz Eol called that (did you? please tell me you did. don't let my joke be for naught)
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    To insure no massive amounts of Voter shenanigans happen, I'm gonna vote for Dowanx. Granted, there hasn't been nearly as much shenanigans as in the AG. I guess the only thing we have to worry about is a mass vote at the end of the cycle, and that usually only happens when the Eliminators are about to win. (Pink works for votes, right? I mean, it's not pink, it's light-ish red)
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    Granted. Lights are now intensified 500%, but only in your head. A dim bulb will be like the sun in your eyes, and the sun itself would blind you forever. I wish for a defense attorney that wins my case
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    Do we have a list of the people that used to be on Nalthis? That might be a useful thing to have.
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    Granted. You can no longer taste/smell food and drink. I wish for twelve liters of acid to be dumped on my enemy's head.
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    Regardless of whatever other changes take place, I think Vowforgers is a pretty epic name
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    NO! Aonar! You will pay for this!
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    Vowforgers Maybe they must have someone with them to Soulcast? Like they need that person's trust and loyalty? Or maybe something like, they need others working with them to Soulcast properly. There's the Vowforger, and his squires, and the Vowforger will be like, "Stone, air!" and everyone has to say their oaths to this one Vowforger and really believe them.
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    Let's just hope the OCs don't find loophole. People with the ability to protect other people, you know what to do.
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    Granted. Every light you turn on by yourself goes strobe. I wish for a pet Keberos.
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    Well, how's that for a reveal.
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