Lord Pifferdoo

Well crap.

Thank you, that works in a great way with my hemalurgic cult idea!

I got a copy of the MAG and I've read it cover to cover. I've gathered my friends and they've all got characters. Their goal: Make things better for the skaa through any means necessary. Current methods: Politics, Skulduggery The crew has: A recently-snapped Mistborn of House Urbain, who in this world is the House that all the other Houses buy mercenaries from. Her parents were killed and she's trying to find the killer. The other nobles think she's a Rioter. A kandra loyal to Urbain, and was hired by the house so long ago that nobody remembers when it ends. Currently, she's posing as Conrad Urbain, the head of the house, so that everything doesn't go to ashes. A Lurcher mercenary, who is the personal bodyguard to the Mistborn. His father went crazy one day and killed his brother and almost killed him. Unbeknownst to the merc, but knownst to us, he was actually Spiked by his father. An angry Obligator Functionary, who wants to bring down the Inquisition after seeing the cruelty of the Inquisitors firsthand. He was in training to become an Inquisitor, as he was a Seeker, but quit after witnessing the slaughter of a thieving crew. A skaa thief, who outwardly seems to be in it for the money, but really just wants to support his brother, who was taken in by a noble family, but for a large sum of money each month. A Pewterarm Noblewoman who is sympathetic to the Skaa cause. However, she has no sympathy for the Terris, as her mother was murdered by the Synod for unknown reasons. I need something to start them off with. I had an idea with a Hemalurgic Cult, but I can't get it to fit with the whole "make things better for the skaa" thing. Help?

Thanks for all the calc help!

Granted. His death is now epic, but the ending's lameness has been magnified to a degree unlike never before. I wish to know how to do calculus like a genius.

Remember, Odium is currently "contained" in the Greater Roshar system. He couldn't leave if he wanted to. His hatred for Cultivation and mankind is probably why he's attacking Roshar, though there may be other shenanigans about.

I am Tallmenster Piffertuff, and I have hair that goes down to here. (motions with hand) It is the color of white chocolate. He is about yay tall (motions with hand), weighs about as much as a Labrador retriever and three Boston Terriers, and he loves to tell stories.

It's unclear because tired Pifferdoo is not the type of Pifferdoo that makes sense /: I'm not sure who to vote for now, because my reasoning before is all whack now. More on this developing story later. Maybe. Darn Calculus. Anyone know how to integrate using substitution?

Granted. The dragons are about the size of cats. I wish for the One Ring.

Granted, but it literally burns in your stomach. I wish for the ability to create breakfast foods with my mind.

Guys our one-act play got first at sub-sections and we're going on to sections! Plus, I got outstanding actor in the section! Whoop! That's my excuse for not being on and not responding to posts and stuff. For one thing, I'm not a Rioter, because I have voted most of the time that extreme vote shenanigans have happened. It is much more likely that I was, in fact, Soothed. As for me being a Soother, it's hard for me to prove that I'm not the Soother. However, it's hard to prove that I actually am a Soother. As for Joe's reasoning, I guess there's no pleasing you, is there? I don't believe that Mail is spiked, and Joe is playing the game in a very similar way to me, so I don't think he's spiked either. Can somebody do an analysis of all the Riots and how they've affected the votes? If it seems advantageous to the spiked in anyway, I'll vote Unodus. If not, I'll vote Mckeedee.

Hrathen! Yes! Ding ding ding

Granted. While in this canoe, you have an irresistible need to sing everything that comes to your mind. Everything. I wish for acting abilities like no other before me.

Main Novel I did like the koloss idea. Elantrians was a close guess.

Think not-Mistborn. Think more along the lines of "this character was one that our lord and savior, Branderson, whose Word will shall dissect and overanalyze, almost didn't write his return." And don't you dare overanalyze my wording.

Think not-Stormlight Archive.

Nope. Think more in the past.

Nope, I will tell you they are mostly human, and are male. (also I might fall asleep in like five minutes)

That would've probably worked better, but still nope.

Yes to Cosmere No to any guesses so far.

Nope, think earlier. God is angry with this one.

Yay! A pity win! Wait! He isn't dead! *Shia Surprise* If you don't know the reference, please watch this.

Granted. You are now employed as a sad clown. I wish to sleep whenever I wish, and awaken when it is right for me to do so.