Goob he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 17 hours ago, Random Bystander said: "Be my guest!" She said cheerfully. "Ahaha, very funny. Let's do it together, alright?"
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said: "Ahaha, very funny. Let's do it together, alright?" "Well, it was your idea. So you should do it. Besides, I have something more important to do." She said with a grin.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Hoblim pocketed his money and closed his plastic container, shouldering it. He thought for a moment and came to the nearest person, passing through the dispersing crowd. "Excuse me, can you please direct me to the nearest clothes shop in the Fourth Octant?" Quote I think it's fine he remembers that things happen in the Fourth Octant, though I never remember. Random, if you don't want to RP Hoid it's normal, though I might prefer you would play both him and the crowd. Hoid can be the person I asked for directions if you so wish, or just whoever. I can try and RP him myself, though it's probably not the best idea I had. And Hoblim won't think that he suddenly became a Feruchemist/Allomancer, since he's used to Narnia-style worldhopping.
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim pocketed his money and closed his plastic container, shouldering it. He thought for a moment and came to the nearest person, passing through the dispersing crowd. "Excuse me, can you please direct me to the nearest clothes shop in the Fourth Octant?" Quote People! I need your help! To RP Hoid, one needs a list of Hoid-ish insults. If anyone can come up with good insults, I would very much appreciate it. Hoid turned to face the young man with a grin. "That last story wasn't that accurate. You knew more than most would, but you had a lot of important points missing. Like me, for example. However, it obviously entertained the crowd. You did well for a beginner... Not that that's saying much. So, what world are you from?" Quote I think Hoid would be able to tell... I mean, he's Hoid. And the clothing is obviously not from Scadrial.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, Random Bystander said: Hoid turned to face the young man with a grin. "That last story wasn't that accurate. You knew more than most would, but you had a lot of important points missing. Like me, for example. However, it obviously entertained the crowd. You did well for a beginner... Not that that's saying much. So, what world are you from?" Hoblim was taken aback by the response. It took him a minute to realize. "You're the one they call Cephandrius, aren't you?" He says, getting a little pale. "I- I'm from Earth. I don't believe you know this one - it might be in a parallel universe or something. So, you heard my stories?" He laughs nervously. "Well, you know, when you don't know a story well enough, pretend you do while you tell it. Any hesitation will drive the audience away. And I figured, you didn't do too much in Scadrial. Unlike Roshar, for example."
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim was taken aback by the response. It took him a minute to realize. "You're the one they call Cephandrius, aren't you?" He says, getting a little pale. "I- I'm from Earth. I don't believe you know this one - it might be in a parallel universe or something. So, you heard my stories?" He laughs nervously. "Well, you know, when you don't know a story well enough, pretend you do while you tell it. Any hesitation will drive the audience away. And I figured, you didn't do too much in Scadrial. Unlike Roshar, for example." "I've never heard of Earth." Hoid said thoughtfully. "I heard the last two of the stories." He grinned. "There is a clothing store that way." He pointed in some direction. "I'll be seeing you again soon." He then walked away to find another person to bother talk to. Quote And just like that, your character is cooler than mine.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: "I've never heard of Earth." Hoid said thoughtfully. "I heard the last two of the stories." He grinned. "There is a clothing store that way." He pointed in some direction. "I'll be seeing you again soon." He then walked away to find another person to bother talk to. Quote My character, cool? He's probably not enough like me, then. If Sanderson's (an avatar of) a shard, shouldn't Hoid know him and his shardworld? Hoblim walked in the direction Cephandrius pointed to, a little overwhelmed. He actually talked to Cephandrius, one of the oldest entities in the Cosmere! He wondered if he should try to find Wax next, since it seemed to be the right era. He entered distractedly to the clothes shop, searching for a reasonably priced clothes for his size.
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim walked in the direction Cephandrius pointed to, a little overwhelmed. He actually talked to Cephandrius, one of the oldest entities in the Cosmere! He wondered if he should try to find Wax next, since it seemed to be the right era. He entered distractedly to the clothes shop, searching for a reasonably priced clothes for his size. Quote Anyone who talks to Hoid is automatically cool. I'm just going to do something... Lilliana stopped. "Uh... Is that guy wearing stuff from Earth?" She ran into the store.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Random Bystander said: Lilliana stopped. "Uh... Is that guy wearing stuff from Earth?" She ran into the store. Hoblim found the clothes he was looking for and went to the counter. "I believe that is twenty boxings, right?" He asks the man behind it, putting said amount of money in the counter. Quote How much money do I have? 45? 50?
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim found the clothes he was looking for and went to the counter. "I believe that is twenty boxings, right?" He asks the man behind it, putting said amount of money in the counter. Quote Around that amount. I also have a large unspecified amount of money. Yep. Definitely from Earth. Wow. How many of us are there? Quote Edit: I forgot to talk for the man. Sorry. The man nodded, and took the boxings. Edited February 25, 2021 by Random Bystander
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: Yep. Definitely from Earth. Wow. How many of us are there? "Excuse me," Hoblim asks the seller, "do you have a place where I can switch clothes?" Quote Who'd play the seller? Is that even the right word?
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, Trutharchivist said: "Excuse me," Hoblim asks the seller, "do you have a place where I can switch clothes?" Quote I'll do it. "A place for you to switch clothes? Sounds like prime chance for you to steal clothes, pick your clothes and get out of my shop!"
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, The Unknown Order said: "A place for you to switch clothes? Sounds like prime chance for you to steal clothes, pick your clothes and get out of my shop!" "Oh, well. Thank you anyway." Hoblim turns around and- Wait. This girl wears Earth clothes! So he wasn't the only one here? He started to think. Is that a Beyonders situation, maybe? Or (G-d forbid!) a Dark Lord of Derkholm situation? Anyway, he should probably talk to her. "Excuse me, Miss, but are you, by any chance, from Earth?" @Random BystanderB Quote Sorry for the B. Anyway, I'll assume he bought the clothes before asking. Edited February 25, 2021 by Trutharchivist
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, Trutharchivist said: "Oh, well. Thank you anyway." Hoblim turns around and- Wait. This girl wears Earth clothes! So he wasn't the only one here? He started to think. Is that a Beyonders situation, maybe? Or (G-d forbid!) a Dark Lord of Derkholm situation? Anyway, he should probably talk to her. "Excuse me, Miss, but are you, by any chance, from Earth?" @Random Bystander Quote It's more like a Five Kingdoms situation. "Stop loitering and get out of my shop, filthy thieves, talk about your miscreance elsewhere!" Quote Is miscreance even a word?
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: "Oh, well. Thank you anyway." Hoblim turns around and- Wait. This girl wears Earth clothes! So he wasn't the only one here? He started to think. Is that a Beyonders situation, maybe? Or (G-d forbid!) a Dark Lord of Derkholm situation? Anyway, he should probably talk to her. "Excuse me, Miss, but are you, by any chance, from Earth?" @Random Bystander "Ha! I knew it! I knew that no one in Scadrial could get their hands on those." She grinned. "Come on! There are more of us outside!" 1 minute ago, The Unknown Order said: "Stop loitering and get out of my shop, filthy thieves, talk about your miscreance elsewhere!" She snorted. "Like I'd need to rob you." she said, and then ran outside.
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: "Ha! I knew it! I knew that no one in Scadrial could get their hands on those." She grinned. "Come on! There are more of us outside!" She snorted. "Like I'd need to rob you." she said, and then ran outside. Quote He takes a gun out from under his table a shots, Bam! Bam! Bam! His face grows angry but he doesn't retaliate.
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Unknown Order said: It's more like a Five Kingdoms situation. Quote Wait, you guys were kidnapped and sold as slaves? No one told me that! On a more serious note, I get what you say, though that wasn't my direction. I'd hazard a guess you never read Dark Lord of Derkholm? 3 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: "Ha! I knew it! I knew that no one in Scadrial could get their hands on those." She grinned. "Come on! There are more of us outside!" She snorted. "Like I'd need to rob you." she said, and then ran outside. Hoblim hurried outside after the girl. "Maybe we should introduce ourselves or something. I'm Hoblim Gross. Do you have a Shard account? I assume you are a Sanderfan."
Goob he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim hurried outside after the girl. "Maybe we should introduce ourselves or something. I'm Hoblim Gross. Do you have a Shard account? I assume you are a Sanderfan." "Oh, hello. I never did tell you guys who I am on the shard- I was AmazingGoob."
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, AmazingGoob said: "Oh, hello. I never did tell you guys who I am on the shard- I was AmazingGoob." "Oh!" Says Hoblim. "You're the one with the necromancer in the Villain RP, aren't you? I'm Trutharchivist. I... kind of lurked around the Villain RP."
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Trutharchivist said: Hoblim hurried outside after the girl. "Maybe we should introduce ourselves or something. I'm Hoblim Gross. Do you have a Shard account? I assume you are a Sanderfan." She grinned. "I'm Lilliana. Aka: Random Bystander. And yes. I happened to fall into this world with Warbreaker, Arcanum Unbounded, and a foil wrapped sandwich. Oh! And I found out that I'm a Seeker!" 1 minute ago, AmazingGoob said: "Oh, hello. I never did tell you guys who I am on the shard- I was AmazingGoob." "I think we've roleplayed together before. You are part of that one DnD game, right?"
Goob he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Random Bystander said: She grinned. "I'm Lilliana. Aka: Random Bystander. And yes. I happened to fall into this world with Warbreaker, Arcanum Unbounded, and a foil wrapped sandwich. Oh! And I found out that I'm a Seeker!" "I think we've roleplayed together before. You are part of that one DnD game, right?" "I think so, yeah, if DnD with Null is what you're talking about."
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: She grinned. "I'm Lilliana. Aka: Random Bystander. And yes. I happened to fall into this world with Warbreaker, Arcanum Unbounded, and a foil wrapped sandwich. Oh! And I found out that I'm a Seeker!" "I think we've roleplayed together before. You are part of that one DnD game, right?" 4 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said: "I think so, yeah, if DnD with Null is what you're talking about." "Well, as the saying goes, all the rivers end up in the sea, and all the sharders end in an RP." Said Hoblim, laughing awkwardly. "Umm... Random Bystander... You were in my theoretical crew, weren't you?"
Goob he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said: "Oh!" Says Hoblim. "You're the one with the necromancer in the Villain RP, aren't you? I'm Trutharchivist. I... kind of lurked around the Villain RP." "Uh... yeah, I remember you. Man, am I going to miss the internet..."
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 25, 2021 Author Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, Trutharchivist said: "Well, as the saying goes, all the rivers end up in the sea, and all the sharders end in an RP." Said Hoblim, laughing awkwardly. "Umm... Random Bystander... You were in my theoretical crew, weren't you?" "Yep. I did the fake, unexisting paperwork." She grinned. "We're in the Alloy of Law timeline, just so you know." Just now, AmazingGoob said: "Uh... yeah, I remember you. Man, am I going to miss the internet..." "Same."
Trutharchivist he/him Posted February 25, 2021 Posted February 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said: "Uh... yeah, I remember you. Man, am I going to miss the internet..." "You... remember me? I'm surprised. And I guess I'm going to miss it, too." 18 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: "Yep. I did the fake, unexisting paperwork." She grinned. "We're in the Alloy of Law timeline, just so you know." "Hey, don't you dare laughing at my Crew's non-existent paperwork!" He smiled. "Though you are completely right. Alloy of Law? Interesting. And wait," he stops, looking surprised. "you have aluminum? How much? And are an Allomancer? I definitely didn't expect that. How do you think you became one?"
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