Sharder One-Liners

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Forget this, I'll go kick a cat instead." - @Through The Living Glass

"I can't Wookies." - @Vyzkel

Whoa, that's from a while ago.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Forget this, I'll go kick a cat instead." - @Through The Living Glass

"I can't Wookies." - @Vyzkel

When did I say that?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“Nke m na-acha uhie uhie” @strmblsd

Spoiler

I’ve got one ping on here, and I’m glad for it.

 

Edited January 28, 2025 by DAVEY

[Keke They/he]

"WHOS HUNGRY FOR MY BONES" @Through The Living Glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

"WHOS HUNGRY FOR MY BONES" @Through The Living Glass

. . . okay, taken out of context, this sounds waaaaaaaaay different 

[Keke They/he]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . okay, taken out of context, this sounds waaaaaaaaay different 

That's the point of the thread. Hehehehehe

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"ALSO, STOP CHEWING ON ME SHORT WOMAN!" - @KnightSkye

that sounds very wrong out of context 

[Keke They/he]

“Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers.” @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug   @IcedOutPenguin

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

“Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers.” @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug   @IcedOutPenguin

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Gets a large explosion blowing bits of glaceon and vending machine everywhere." - @DezaS

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 hours ago, Thee insane said:

“Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers, Who were eaten by tigers.” @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug   @IcedOutPenguin

it's still going...

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

14 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Look man, you just have to accept it. Just think about it. Is your calculator haunted and mind controlling you?

@AltonicKeys

Edited February 12, 2025 by DezaS

[Keke They/he]

“Well, cannibalism doesn’t solve much.” @SpiritOfWrath

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

6 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

“Well, cannibalism doesn’t solve much.” @SpiritOfWrath

Except for hunger.

And WIZZY 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Ah, isn't this nice? A happy ending to a formerly dark tale. Nothing like a nice hurt/heal, yes? ...what's wrong, isn't that what you came here for? ...Oh, right. with what I set up in the first chapter, you're looking for some heroic counter-killing, eh? Bash those psycho thugs and rotten foes back to whence they came, yeah? A little bit of frontier justice?

Well then. Let's abandon that "talk things out" nonsense, and give some villains a taste of their own medicine, rip them to shreds, and make them pay for what they're trying to do! (Or at least beat them up quite a bit.)" -an author's note at the start of chapter 3 of a vengeance fic I'm plotting out. By the way, I'm still working on ch1.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"I’M SORRY ILL MARRY YOU NEXT TIME" - @Halcyon The Only

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"I’M SORRY ILL MARRY YOU NEXT TIME" - @Halcyon The Only

YES 

best quote.

”id marry you too

after marrying myself.” @Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

YES 

best quote.

”id marry you too

after marrying myself.” @Ancient Elantrian

Hehehe

I likes myself

But sometimes my confidence goes too far lol

[TwinStorm He/Him]

 

"I’M SORRY ILL MARRY YOU NEXT TIME I’M JUST SCARED OF CHAOS" - @Halcyon The Only

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

41 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

 

 

"I’M SORRY ILL MARRY YOU NEXT TIME I’M JUST SCARED OF CHAOS" - @Halcyon The Only

That

Was

BEAUTIFUL

[Keke They/he]

“Vanilla milk.” @#1 Taln Fan

thats now what its called. 

No changes

forever.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

15 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

“Vanilla milk.” @#1 Taln Fan

thats now what its called. 

No changes

forever.

…

YES

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

16 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

“Vanilla milk.” @#1 Taln Fan

thats now what its called. 

No changes

forever.

It's an actual thing!! It's diff from regular milk xD

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, #1 Taln Fan said:

It's an actual thing!! It's diff from regular milk xD

Now

when you said it

Did you mean… unflavored dairy

Or that

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

It's an actual thing!! It's diff from regular milk xD

WHAT! A

gmmmgwpsdognlks

iucwngiygeriaerui hbgwiU YGOHREHTNV no. NO. NO! I REFUSE TO BEILVE IT!!

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Now

when you said it

Did you mean… unflavored dairy

Or that

YEAH