Sharder One-Liners

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Or that

I meant what I said! Literal vanilla milk! It was a childhood staple of mine, I had it every Saturday morning when I'd get breakfast with my Grandpa

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

iucwngiygeriaerui hbgwiU YGOHREHTNV no. NO. NO! I REFUSE TO BEILVE IT!!

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*old man voice*
"Kids these days..."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I meant what I said! Literal vanilla milk! It was a childhood staple of mine, I had it every Saturday morning when I'd get breakfast with my Grandpa

*old man voice*
"Kids these days..."

CHOCO MILK FOREVER. Goofy ahh vanilla milk. 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

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I KILLED SOMEBODY!! WOOOOOOOOO!

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Killing orphans is fun

@Thee insane

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

31 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

@Thee insane

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Having a mod quote that is kinda silly

[Keke They/he]

58 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

@Thee insane

Tis true. I did say both of those.

 

27 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

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Having a mod quote that is kinda silly

He was watching my stream. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

Tis true. I did say both of those.

 

He was watching my stream. 

awwww that's so fun

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

awwww that's so fun

It was rlly fun. I found my new hobby. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Thee insane said:

It was rlly fun. I found my new hobby. 

What were you doing?

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

What were you doing?

Playing minecraft and talking with chat.

Chat was my dad brother and talnfan

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Playing minecraft and talking with chat.

Chat was my dad brother and talnfan

Awww

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Awww

It was so much fun. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Thee insane said:

It was so much fun. 

Sounds like it!

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, Thee insane said:

It was so much fun. 

I also played at the end! I felt like such a boomer tho, I hadn't played on a public minecraft server in like... a decade   (was fun tho)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I also played at the end! I felt like such a boomer tho, I hadn't played on a public minecraft server in like... a decade   (was fun tho)

I haven't ever, so like-

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

18 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I also played at the end! I felt like such a boomer tho, I hadn't played on a public minecraft server in like... a decade   (was fun tho)

 

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I haven't ever, so like-

Same glass  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

 

Same glass  

heheh

We're so cool

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I also played at the end! I felt like such a boomer tho, I hadn't played on a public minecraft server in like... a decade   (was fun tho)

If Shodan indexed your minecraft server and it hasn't a whitelist, I visit, bearing various boons and curses to the residents as I see fit, always leaving my mark. For I am a god, I can perform any act, destroy any place of residence--

(The remainder of this was inaudible, due to @DezaS being dragged back to his padded cell.

[Keke They/he]

“KANNIHASOME

KANNIBALISOME?

CANNIBALISM?” @SpiritOfWrath

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

Here are some unironic quotes from my choir director! 

“I was really fed by your baked oatmeal!” 

“This time I want to really hear that orange juice!”

“I’ll start as a dog to help you out.” 

“PET THE PIG, PULL THE FEATHER.” 

“Only about half of you were stroking your pigs.”

“Now, think floaty thoughts! You’re soaring…on the wings of your swine!” 

“It’s Valentine’s day, not mice day." *rolls eyes*

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

Here are some unironic quotes from my choir director! 

“I was really fed by your baked oatmeal!” 

“This time I want to really hear that orange juice!”

“I’ll start as a dog to help you out.” 

“PET THE PIG, PULL THE FEATHER.” 

“Only about half of you were stroking your pigs.”

“Now, think floaty thoughts! You’re soaring…on the wings of your swine!” 

“It’s Valentine’s day, not mice day." *rolls eyes*

Reminds me of this one from my band teacher.

”i like to eat puppies”

I dunno if anyone else understands that. Iykyk

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

2 hours ago, Thee insane said:

”i like to eat puppies”

 

Reasonable xD Reminds me of my high school Chemistry teacher: "Every time a puppy gets hit by a car, the world becomes a better place"

[Keke They/he]

23 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Reasonable xD Reminds me of my high school Chemistry teacher: "Every time a puppy gets hit by a car, the world becomes a better place"

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thats how he teaches endings. Like 1st ending and second ending.

i like to eat. And i like puppies.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR TEACHER!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

44 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Reasonable xD Reminds me of my high school Chemistry teacher: "Every time a puppy gets hit by a car, the world becomes a better place"

EXCUSE ME?

@Through The Living Glass CAN I BORROW YOUR SLEDGEHAMMER

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

27 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR TEACHER!

Lol he was great 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

58 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

EXCUSE ME?

@Through The Living Glass CAN I BORROW YOUR SLEDGEHAMMER

why

OH

YES