Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

 

*geshintekdts*
@Halcyon The Only

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

43 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

*geshintekdts*
@Halcyon The Only

I stand by that statement.  

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Sounds great! I'm gonna go get mugged." - @KnightSkye

[TwinStorm He/Him]

 

"I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE SPOILED FOR A FOOTBALL GAME HERE, OF ALL PLACES" - @Edema Rue, on the Shard and the CFP

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

 

 

"I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE SPOILED FOR A FOOTBALL GAME HERE, OF ALL PLACES" - @Edema Rue, on the Shard and the CFP

I will never forgive you for that

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

I will never forgive you for that

I'M SORRY

SOMETIMES ITS HARD TO REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO CARE DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE GAME LIVE

[Edema Rue she/her]

9 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I'M SORRY

SOMETIMES ITS HARD TO REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO CARE DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE GAME LIVE

I WAS EXILED

I HAD TO NOT EAT BUGLES AND CHARLESTON CHEWS BECAUSE I WAS SHOWERING AND DOING HOMEWORK andalsotorturingacharacteritwassofun AND GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WE LITERALLY HAVE SPOILERS

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

7 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

 

 

"I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE SPOILED FOR A FOOTBALL GAME HERE, OF ALL PLACES" - @Edema Rue, on the Shard and the CFP

7 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I WAS EXILED

I HAD TO NOT EAT BUGLES AND CHARLESTON CHEWS BECAUSE I WAS SHOWERING AND DOING HOMEWORK andalsotorturingacharacteritwassofun AND GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WE LITERALLY HAVE SPOILERS

I’m so confuzzled…

…

[TwinStorm He/Him]

7 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I WAS EXILED

I HAD TO NOT EAT BUGLES AND CHARLESTON CHEWS BECAUSE I WAS SHOWERING AND DOING HOMEWORK andalsotorturingacharacteritwassofun AND GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WE LITERALLY HAVE SPOILERS

wait I a have a genuine question for you

were you rooting for Notre Dame cuz you didn't want OSU to win, cuz you're an actual fan, or just you needed someone to root for? I totally won't be judging based on your answer 

[Edema Rue she/her]

54 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

wait I a have a genuine question for you

were you rooting for Notre Dame cuz you didn't want OSU to win, cuz you're an actual fan, or just you needed someone to root for? I totally won't be judging based on your answer 

…

…

Needed someone to root for. We’re huuuuuuge byu fans at my house so most other games we kinda just follow my dad’s lead and choose one team we like better.

also because Notre dame has been sending me millions of college emails and I felt guilty because I always mark them as read and move on

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“eye pictures bcuz why not” - @Kajsa

“me moment” - @WhyEverNot_8 (me)

[Through the Living Hope]

52 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

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…

Needed someone to root for. We’re huuuuuuge byu fans at my house so most other games we kinda just follow my dad’s lead and choose one team we like better.

also because Notre dame has been sending me millions of college emails and I felt guilty because I always mark them as read and move on

If it makes you feel any better 

The college in my town that I plan on going to should have beat OSU, so technically they shouldn’t have lost to OSU

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Hmmm yes these evil canines named after evil vices are neutral good. That's not confusing at all!" 

"Bonk! BONK THE CREMIS!!!"

"YES! COAL! I CAN FINALLY MAKE A SHOTGUN!!!"

"I have 30 spheres, I can do this- oh, I ran out. RAAAAAH!" 

Edited January 22, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[TwinStorm He/Him]

10 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

…

…

Needed someone to root for. We’re huuuuuuge byu fans at my house so most other games we kinda just follow my dad’s lead and choose one team we like better.

also because Notre dame has been sending me millions of college emails and I felt guilty because I always mark them as read and move on

fair

that's what I do for basically every Super Bowl 

heh the emails are real

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

heheheh

I only get emails from Utah schools, now

. . . and this one random military school I totally ignored

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“The only death on my head is yours,”

Jack Bauer, 24

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"The three things that are inevitable in life: Death, taxes, and losing The Game " - @#1 Taln Fan

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Potatomen and potatowomen, unite against the Russets!" - @Halcyon The Only

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"HR NEEDS TO BE ROSES LING SITCANCE BOURGIRND" - @Halcyon The Only

 

GIRL

LIKE

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!

Edited January 23, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"HR NEEDS TO BE ROSES LING SITCANCE BOURGIRND" - @Halcyon The Only

 

GIRL

LIKE

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!

IT SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. HMPH. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"So you’re Zuko with the therapy beard" @Spark of Hope

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Obsessively search people’s pockets while saying “where are my lemons”." - @Vyzkel

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Obsessively search people’s pockets while saying “where are my lemons”." - @Vyzkel

That was quick.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

That was quick.

Indeed.

I laughed and felt like it belonged here

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Forget this, I'll go kick a cat instead." - @Through The Living Glass

"I can't Wookies." - @Vyzkel