Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“I’m the best hostage negotiator!”
“I’ve never lost a Hostage!”
-My chemistry teacher

[Through the Living Hope]

Teacher: Hide! People be distractions!

Jared: *hides*

Me: I’ll be a distraction! I’ll lean seductively against the shelf! *leans “seductively”*
@TheGreatSnail: *walks in* Hi… What are you doing?

Me: Leaning seductively

Snail: You quite are

[Experience he/him]

Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a nerd, therefore, I'm not a nerd. Nerdy, isn't it?

@Edema Rue

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Where is the bys?”
For kidges 7 and up!” 
-Off-shard friend

[Edema Rue she/her]

39 minutes ago, Experience said:

Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a nerd, therefore, I'm not a nerd. Nerdy, isn't it?

@Edema Rue

I DIDNT SAY THAT

EXP IS LYING

DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"I love it when people joke about snapping my neck!"

"I love it when my man throws another man across the ground." 

~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Experience he/him]

25 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

I DID SAY THAT

EXP ISNT LYING

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET

Listen to Eddie guys, she is totally right.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

27 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

I DID SAY THAT

EXP ISNT LYING

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET

Listen to Eddie guys, she is totally right.

I laughed way to hard at that. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

Listen to Eddie guys, she is totally right.

 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I laughed way to hard at that. 

Same!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Experience said:

Listen to Eddie guys, she is totally right.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I laughed way to hard at that. 

Oh my chasms-

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET @Experience

[Experience he/him]

49 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Oh my chasms-

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET @Experience

Hey now, I have it on pretty good authority that you said that...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Explosive and dangerous and possibly illegal chemical compounds get ready to be...compounded!" - @Wittles

[Aeoryi she/her]

Real life is all non-cannon, btw

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"LeT It DiE lEt iT dIE- LeT iT ShrIveL uP aNd DiE-" ~ @SmilingPanda19

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

“Violence isn’t the answer! Violence is the question and the answer is yes!!!” 

“I love stabbing people! It’s my favorite hobby.”

“I’m not your average serial killer. I’m a sexy serial killer.”

“You’re so gorgeous, you could be my next victim.”

“I love stalking my best friend.”

*talking to her cat* “Your ear is delicious!”

"I personally prefer my cat over skittles-"

~ @SmilingPanda19

Edited May 12, 2024 by Anguished_One
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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

“Violence isn’t the answer! Violence is the question and the answer is yes!!!” 

“I love stabbing people! It’s my favorite hobby.”

“I’m not your average serial killer. I’m a sexy serial killer.”

“You’re so gorgeous, you could be my next victim.”

“I love stalking my best friend.”

*talking to her cat* “Your ear is delicious!”

"I personally prefer my cat over skittles-"

~ @SmilingPanda19

The levels of concern I am feeling after reading this

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The levels of concern I am feeling after reading this

well, that's one of my 7 mothers  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Anguished_One said:

well, that's one of my 7 mothers  

Wait seven

I thought you only had four

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Wait seven

I thought you only had four

I got adopted twice at church today and I remembered my other mom- 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Anguished_One said:

I got adopted twice at church today and I remembered my other mom- 

Oop-

Okie then.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

@Anguished_One you just need a “Mother counter” in your signature.

just like how @Through The Living Glass has the pineapple question counter

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

@Anguished_One you just need a “Mother counter” in your signature.

just like how @Through The Living Glass has the pineapple question counter

Oh my chasms Stick DO IT YES PLEASE THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEA

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oop-

Okie then.

 

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

@Anguished_One you just need a “Mother counter” in your signature.

just like how @Through The Living Glass has the pineapple question counter

 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh my chasms Stick DO IT YES PLEASE THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEA

We'll seeee

[Through the Living Hope]

We have a pile of orphans. -Orchestra teacher

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

We have a pile of orphans. -Orchestra teacher

I love it lol