Sharder One-Liners

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Invisible said:

Revel in your victory now. I will get back at you.

Mmmhmmm.... that's nice. *pat pat* I'm still taller than you.  

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

just cause it's against the WoW doesn't mean he can't do it...

True

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“Why do you prefer beer over blood as a beverage?” - @Just-A-Stick

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Mmmhmmm.... that's nice. *pat pat* I'm still taller than you.  

True

YOU ARE NOT

I DON'T THINK

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

“Why do you prefer beer over blood as a beverage?” - @Just-A-Stick

 

2 minutes ago, Invisible said:

YOU ARE NOT

I DON'T THINK

WELL, IM TALLER THAN THESE PEOPLE : @Shardwatcher01, @Part Of The Narrative, @shortcake, @Edema Rue, @Little j, @SmilingPanda19, AND A FEW MORE!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

45 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

 

WELL, IM TALLER THAN THESE PEOPLE : @Shardwatcher01, @Part Of The Narrative, @shortcake, @Edema Rue, @Little j, @SmilingPanda19, AND A FEW MORE!

sticky, remind me how tall you are...

because i doubt you're taller than me lol

[Lord Spirit he/him]

*walks up behind person bragging their height*
*is 6’7”*

Edited February 6, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“Those of you who are still talking are wrong and terrible people. …” *pause for effect* “…he said with love.” -my choir director

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"it's not Strawberry, my middle name is actually Hammond." - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"it's not Strawberry, my middle name is actually Hammond." - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

When did I say that?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 hours ago, shortcake said:

sticky, remind me how tall you are...

because i doubt you're taller than me lol

*magic hands*

*Silence* 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

24 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

When did I say that?

Hehehehehe...

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"maybe i should put all the left handed on one side of the room..." "thats literally segregation" my world history class.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

“Those of you who are still talking are wrong and terrible people. …” *pause for effect* “…he said with love.” -my choir director

If you had played played it, it would have been more wrong. - my orchestra director

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

 

WELL, IM TALLER THAN THESE PEOPLE : @Shardwatcher01, @Part Of The Narrative, @shortcake, @Edema Rue, @Little j, @SmilingPanda19, AND A FEW MORE!

I...don't think being taller than me is an accomplishment. I don't know (or know of) any sharders who are shorter than me. Yet. I'm sure some exist. Because I'm not that short.

[Immortal Platypus]

"You guys are less bad than you were!" -my orchestra teacher

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

 

WELL, IM TALLER THAN THESE PEOPLE : @Shardwatcher01, @Part Of The Narrative, @shortcake, @Edema Rue, @Little j, @SmilingPanda19, AND A FEW MORE!

Incorrect

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

18 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*magic hands*

*Silence* 

*sigh*

thank you, stick, for that very informative statement *clap clap clap* /hj

lol

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"just kill them. That’ll end the argument pretty quick." - @AonEne

"yippee, lunch detention!" - @shortcake

"THAAIIIDDDD! TELL ME, CHILD!" - @Just-A-Stick

"I need to get into his head... how? normally, I would just steal some of his hair, but he's bald so... Anyone got any ideas?" - @CalanoCorvus

I think this is good enough for now.

Edited February 7, 2024 by The Bookwyrm

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"just kill them. That’ll end the argument pretty quick." - @AonEne

"yippee, lunch detention!" - @shortcake

"THAAIIIDDDD! TELL ME, CHILD!" - @Just-A-Stick

"I need to get into his head... how? normally, I would just steal some of his hair, but he's bald so... Anyone got any ideas?" - @CalanoCorvus

I think this is good enough for now.

 

I haven't been quoted in soo long

 

Edited February 7, 2024 by Just-A-Stick
Stupid spelling... <_<

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"ew, there's poptart crumbs in my hat" - me

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Me: Will any one be sad if this character dies?

My friend: The other characters,  but who cares about their feelings!

 

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

On 2/6/2024 at 12:56 PM, Kajsa said:

“Those of you who are still talking are wrong and terrible people. …” *pause for effect* “…he said with love.” -my choir director

Relatable tbh

"Thank you for being as quiet as possible, my friends who aren't listening." ~ my choir director

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Bread yummy." ~ @Shardwatcher01

[Aeoryi she/her]

"Just stab me" - @Ookla

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Me: Will any one be sad if this character dies?

My friend: The other characters,  but who cares about their feelings!

 

this is basically me.