Sharder One-Liners

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"And the aliens come and drop bombs on them." -Me, to our friend who needs to read Brandon Sanderson

*Happens to be walking by and gives me a weird look*- @InfiniteInsanity

"So, how's the soup?"-My mother

These all happened in quick succession at our Ward Christmas party.

[Quivil]

27 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

"And the aliens come and drop bombs on them." -Me, to our friend who needs to read Brandon Sanderson

*Happens to be walking by and gives me a weird look*- @InfiniteInsanity

"So, how's the soup?"-My mother

These all happened in quick succession at our Ward Christmas party.

Is InfiniteInsanity your sibling?

Edited December 3, 2022 by Ookla the Implosion

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Implosion said:

Is InfiniteInsanity your sibling?

No, but we're in the same Ward. And school.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

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Are you  g a y ?

- @Ookla the [Redacted]

Edited December 3, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Hi I exist.... Wait do I?" * feels face* "Yeah I still exist." - @Ookla the Obstinate

[Ranryu she/her]

*laughs at exploding kittens cards* - @InfiniteInsanity

[Quivil]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

No, but we're in the same Ward. And school.

lucky ducky

you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward

[Ranryu she/her]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Implosion said:

lucky ducky

you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward

It's called kidnapping other people and forcing them to read the books. 

"No, don't eat me! I have magic!" - three year old brother

[Potato's Wit she/her]

"But I want you to get slappeded and turned into a hamburger!" - 5 year old brother, today at a restaurant.

[Edema Rue she/her]

“So what have we learned from this? We can’t loan people to other people, because they will be ripped to pieces.” 
“don’t make me laugh while eating broccoli! It doesn’t come out my nose as easily as water.”

me, talking to @Ookla the platypus

[Ranryu she/her]

"Dad drownded {insert name here}!" - the three year old, very loudly, at his big brother's baptism

[Quivil]

On 12/4/2022 at 1:47 AM, Ookla the Obstinate said:

"Dad drownded {insert name here}!" - the three year old, very loudly, at his big brother's baptism

...

...

...

Well.

That sounds like it was ... quite the experience.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

On 12/2/2022 at 10:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said:

lucky ducky

you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward

Only because he spent three years convincing me to read Brandon Sanderson and Insanity Clinic existed.

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 12/2/2022 at 9:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said:

lucky ducky

you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward

Wait your siblings are sanderfans and sharders? And you know sharders in real life? And don’t live in a retirement community, and therefore have other youth in your ward? Weird. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I know way too many Sharders in real life. 

That's where a bunch of these quotes come from, in fact...

[Ranryu she/her]

"What the heck. Where'd my contact go?" *squints in confusion* "Oh. It's in my eye." - @Ookla the Forgettable

"How much dirt can a dirt chuck chuck if a dirt chuck can dirt dirt?" -  @Ookla the Forgettable

Edited December 6, 2022 by Ookla the Obstinate

[Going_North_cal]

On 12/2/2022 at 10:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said:

lucky ducky

you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward

i know one sharder irl. who is not my sibling. spoiler, it's my girlfriend.

20 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Only because he spent three years convincing me to read Brandon Sanderson and Insanity Clinic existed.

you're welcome for the clinic

[S. Stormy she/her]

"It's possible I'm on the floor melting and crying."

Later:

"I am sorry that I'm not on the floor rolling and crying, um, I kind of hoped I would be, because that would make for a better episode."

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- @Brandon Sanderson

 

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Your hair is still crunchy." - @Ookla the Perpetual

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Kaladin oh Kaladin you can't do that sweetie"

- @OoklaTheKaladinLover

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Good now I don't have to kill you." -Me "Wait, what?" -  @Ookla the Perpetual

"Its saying that if you have to give a goat to the president, don't give him a sick one." - also Bookwyrm (Ookla the Perpetual)a

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Good now I don't have to kill you." -Me "Wait, what?" -  @Ookla the Perpetual

"Its saying that if you have to give a goat to the president, don't give him a sick one." - also Bookwyrm (Ookla the Perpetual)a

What is this little "a" at the end of your post?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

What is this little "a" at the end of your post?

It's the new trenda

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Oh, scud.a

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Yup. Yup that's definitely what it is.a