Sharder One-Liners

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

"FLUTE!" - Me, any time I meet another flute player

*ahem*

FLUTE!!

[Quivil]

"'Cause that's what we do at Darwin, Inc!" - One of my younger brothers (not Demiblob)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

You're a mean on Mr. Grinch!

- @Ookla the Myopic

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Honestly they created some kind of baguette cult or something." - @Ookla the Unknowing

[Ranryu she/her]

"If you aren't here, you are absent." - My seminary teacher

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

"I see glimmers of insight but sentences constructed so awkwardly that it is difficult to follow." - My English teacher

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"[Bookwyrm], how many pairs of fuzzy socks do you possess?" - @Ookla the Unknowing

"NO! I don't care about the triangles!" - @Ookla the Obstinate

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[Ranryu she/her]

"You did great! That was terrible!" - my band director, to the trumpet section

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Why are your hands still hand colored?" - @Ookla the Perpetual

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer.

- The peron who sends out the weekly emails.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Myopic said:

Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer.

- The peron who sends out the weekly emails.

...Wait what?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Myopic said:

Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer.

"Every day is a good day to dye!"

[AonEne he/him]

On 11/21/2022 at 9:38 AM, Enter a username said:

“I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT COCOA”

-@AonEne

WHY DID YOU POST THIS HERE :shallanohno: 

[Going_North_cal]

it's okay Ene.

you can tell us if you need to. if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large tables :] /j

[AonEne he/him]

I am not 

it was a typo ONE TIME 

[Going_North_cal]

it's okay ene. we understand. you don't have to tell us yet.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"I'm sexually attracted to large tables"

- @Ookla the Crow

[Going_North_cal]

PFFFT

[Ranryu she/her]

With the exception of the first quote, all of these were spoken in the same hour, one after another.

"I'm a submarine!" - My youngest brother

"I'm a coconut!" - the same brother

"I have a hat! It's a SPOOOKY hat! Smell it!" - same brother

"And then the ghosts were skeletons and they killed the people until they died." - same brother

"You drink a potato smoovilie." - him again

"It's not a mumu. It's an apron." You guessed it, the three year old again

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

the three year old again

Three year old children are quite fun to listen to sometimes...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This happened a while ago....

"Mom! I'm hungry!" - my (then four year old) sister

"Hi, hungry. Do you want this apple?" - my (then two year old) brother.

He was two.

Two!

And making dad jokes.

....I'm so proud of him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

This happened a while ago....

"Mom! I'm hungry!" - my (then four year old) sister

"Hi, hungry. Do you want this apple?" - my (then two year old) brother.

He was two.

Two!

And making dad jokes.

....I'm so proud of him.

that's awesome xD

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 11/30/2022 at 11:51 AM, Ookla the Crow said:

it's okay Ene.

you can tell us if you need to. if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large tables :] /j

We've all got our quirks! I won't judge either of you, especially since my mom was attracted to KGB Operatives.

Edited December 2, 2022 by Sequence

[Going_North_cal]

PFFFFFT

[Edema Rue she/her]

I will love you all for who you are, but let it be known that I am not sexually attracted to inanimate objects.