Scarletfox Posted September 25, 2020 Author Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "Ow. Ow. OW. I really should have chosen a bigger box. Anyway, now that I'm here, I can get to work!" Five minutes later, in which the neurosurgeon was very careful to not look at the picture that caused the problem in the first place, and also blindfolded all the studio assistants so that the could keep their heads. "All done! I will now be shiping myself back, and could someone please take care of that picture?" *Sound of neurosurgeon shipping himself back* "Congratulations, your plan worked! One of the studio assistants was able to get rid of the photo and demolish a good part of the studio on the way. The next problem we have is a man who wrote so much poetry, that he cannot stop rhyming every other sentence. His family brought him in because it's driving them up the wall. Do we have any suggestions?" Edited September 25, 2020 by Scarletfox
Scarletfox Posted September 28, 2020 Author Posted September 28, 2020 Quote sorry for the double post but it's been awhile so I think it's ok 123-345-6789 @Condensation @Vapor @Enter a username @AonEne
Condensation she/her Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Quote Sorry, can't right now. I'm rather busy and will be heading to bed soon.
Scarletfox Posted September 28, 2020 Author Posted September 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, Vapor said: "Hello?" 24 minutes ago, Condensation said: Sorry, can't right now. I'm rather busy and will be heading to bed soon. Quote No worries! I totally get it "This is the Boss, and I have a solution"
Scarletfox Posted September 28, 2020 Author Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vapor said: "Okay, what is it?" "Here's the real problem. His family is upset about his rhyming, right? But if you stop his rhyming, it's unlikely he'll stop driving his family crazy. He's a poet! Driving people insane is what they do best! So here's what you do, you take a real sharp knife, and you cut out his tongue. That'll shut 'im up real good. That should solve the real problem 'ere."
Vapor she/her Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Quote Sorry, I'm going to bed. I'll respond tomorrow. 1
Scarletfox Posted September 29, 2020 Author Posted September 29, 2020 Quote @Enter a username @AonEne @Condensation @Vapor Can someone take care of this? We want to try to keep the lines open Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Yeah I know I said there weren't obligations for being an Omer, you don't need to respond here, but I will be tagging everyone if the thread starts going dead.
Enter a username Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 On 9/27/2020 at 8:54 PM, Scarletfox said: "Here's the real problem. His family is upset about his rhyming, right? But if you stop his rhyming, it's unlikely he'll stop driving his family crazy. He's a poet! Driving people insane is what they do best! So here's what you do, you take a real sharp knife, and you cut out his tongue. That'll shut 'im up real good. That should solve the real problem 'ere." "Unfortunately, as Karoline Omer is unable to stay at the phone right now, I will take over for her. Studio assistant: Now open wide... Poet: Ahh... Ahh!!!!! Poet's family: #@!&%?%&@%@!&%?@#!&?%@$!@&$!?$!$!@%!?$!%? Your suggestion was somewhat successful. The poet has stopped driving his family crazy, but they have told me that they'd rather he keep his tongue than stop rhyming. Our next patient is a poet whose tongue got cut out. Any suggestions?" 2
Kings_way he/they Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) Ooh! this looks like fun. Can I be an Karosene Omer? @Scarletfox Edited September 30, 2020 by Kings_way
Scarletfox Posted September 30, 2020 Author Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Kings_way said: Ooh! this looks like fun. Can I be an Karosene Omer? @Scarletfox Quote I finally made a Medical Mysteries Omer sign up form so I don't have to PM it every time! Here: https://forms.gle/9xkW55BEBhfjkbkp6 19 hours ago, Condensation said: 123-456-7890 "May I ask who's calling?" Quote I'm just going to start this call, I don't know if I'll be able to finish it because of homework, just fyi to the other Omers who are following this Edited September 30, 2020 by Scarletfox
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Condensation said: "I'm a Queedran shipper." Spoiler
Enter a username Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Condensation said: Quote You do now. Quote We never have and we never will. "Hello, I'm a Queedran shipper! What solution do you suggest?"
Condensation she/her Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 "Well, I would say just glue it back in, but I ship Queedran, so obviously I'm really smart. You should just give him another way to speak! You know, like those dogs in Up?"
Enter a username Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 "I know. I'll try both! I happen to have some glue that reconnects nerves and tendons and muscles and stuff, but I don't have a thoughts-to-speech device. Could you mail one in?"
Condensation she/her Posted October 2, 2020 Posted October 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Enter a username said: "I know. I'll try both! I happen to have some glue that reconnects nerves and tendons and muscles and stuff, but I don't have a thoughts-to-speech device. Could you mail one in?" "Of course. It should be arriving... Now."
Enter a username Posted October 2, 2020 Posted October 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Condensation said: "Of course. It should be arriving... Now." "Excellent. Let me just use my regrowth glue... and reconfigure this into a headset... done! His tongue will be completely regrown in about a week, and his headset will let him talk until then. Our next patient is a man who somehow got his hand and feet switched around. Any ideas?"
Scarletfox Posted October 6, 2020 Author Posted October 6, 2020 On 10/4/2020 at 3:07 PM, Mist said: 123-456-7890 "May I ask who's calling?"
Scarletfox Posted October 12, 2020 Author Posted October 12, 2020 On 10/5/2020 at 10:42 PM, Mist said: "Tria." "What solution do you propose, Tria?"
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