Channelknight Fadran Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Condensation said: "Yes, Kara Omer here, may I ask who's calling?" "I am Dimitri Alexander Blaiddyd."
Condensation she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Hello, I am Dimitri Alexander Blaiddyd, do you have a solution for our man with a chicken head and a chicken with a man's head?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Condensation said: "Hello, I am Dimitri Alexander Blaiddyd, do you have a solution for our man with a chicken head and a chicken with a man's head?" "KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!!"
Condensation she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to do that. Do we have any other callers?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Condensation said: "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to do that. Do we have any other callers?" Dimitri passes the phone to someone else. "I am Ferdinand Von Aeiger."
Condensation she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Hello, I am Ferdinand Von Aeiger, what is your solution for this problem?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Condensation said: "Hello, I am Ferdinand Von Aeiger, what is your solution for this problem?" "Umm... solution?" He's talking to Dimitri now. "Dimitri, you didn't tell me what I'm supposed to do here..."
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Condensation said: "Yes, a solution." "Uhh... try switching out their blood?"
Condensation she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Okay, we'll try that now." "Okay, just lie right here, and you right here. Now I'll just hook this up, and--" *irritated squawking noises* *yelling chicken noises* "I'm sorry, but that didn't work. We now have a very irritated man with a chicken head and chicken with a man head running around attacking our studio assistants, do we have any callers?" 2
Condensation she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: 1234567890 "Hello, Kara Omer here, what's your name?"
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Condensation said: "Hello, Kara Omer here, what's your name?" "My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal."
Condensation she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: "My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal." "Hello, My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal. Do you have a solution for our problem?"
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Condensation said: "Hello, My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal. Do you have a solution for our problem?" "Well, obviously, they both have male-type minds, so just show them a picture of me, and their brains will go into freakout mode, causing their heads to literally fall off. Then, you can fix them!"
Condensation she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 "My apologies, but I don't think we have a picture of you."
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 "Oh, then I'll send one."
Condensation she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 "Your picture has arrived, we will now proceed." "Look at this!" *SQUAWK!* *strangled chicken man noises* "Okay, now I'll just put that there and that there." "Congratulations! Your solution worked! We have a new problem. There is a picture in our studio that is making all of our studio assistants(they're all male) literally lose their heads. Do we have any callers?"
Scarletfox Posted September 25, 2020 Author Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Enter a username said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?" Quote Since it's been over 7 hours since Enter's been on, I'll open it up to other callers. If you call in before he comes back, I'll respond to you. If I don't get any other callers, I'll stick with Enter Edited September 25, 2020 by Scarletfox
Enter a username Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "May I ask who's calling?" "A neurosurgeon."
Scarletfox Posted September 25, 2020 Author Posted September 25, 2020 50 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "A neurosurgeon." "Welcome to the show, A Neurosurgeon, what is your suggestion?"
Enter a username Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Scarletfox said: "Welcome to the show, A Neurosurgeon, what is your suggestion?" "I can probably put all their heads pack on. I'll be shipping myself now."
Scarletfox Posted September 25, 2020 Author Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "I can probably put all their heads pack on. I'll be shipping myself now." "Oh, ok. Here you are! Alright, studio assistants, show him the way!" *studio assistant* here he is, sir Quote I may or may not ban the ability of shipping yourself in, thoughts from the community? This is an unofficial poll: Respond 'aye' if you think that the ability of shipping yourself into the studio should be banned going forward Respond 'nay' if you think that we should allow it Karol Omer will not make her descision on the matter solely on the results of the poll, but it will be taken into consideration. Edited September 25, 2020 by Scarletfox
Enter a username Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 Quote Nay "Ow. Ow. OW. I really should have chosen a bigger box. Anyway, now that I'm here, I can get to work!" Five minutes later, in which the neurosurgeon was very careful to not look at the picture that caused the problem in the first place, and also blindfolded all the studio assistants so that the could keep their heads. "All done! I will now be shiping myself back, and could someone please take care of that picture?" *Sound of neurosurgeon shipping himself back*
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