Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer

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On 11/8/2020 at 7:28 AM, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"My name is Paolo Raspitia von Uquern Zollus Tridecteria the Third."

"As Karol has taken a very long time answering you, I'll take over. Anyway, what solution to you propose, My name is Paolo Raspitia von Uquern Zollus Tridecteria the Third?"

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

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What? What?

Oh.

Uhh...

What was the problem again?

[Condensation she/her]

No idea, I haven't been paying attention.

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On 12/5/2020 at 5:50 PM, Ookla the Channelknight said:

What was the problem again?

The problem is a patient who got turned into blood.

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*ahem*

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On 12/7/2020 at 4:42 PM, Enter a username said:

The problem is a patient who got turned into blood.

"You just gotta un-blood them!"

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2 hours ago, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"You just gotta un-blood them!"

"How do we go about that, though?"

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1 hour ago, Enter a username said:

"How do we go about that, though?"

"Scud, I don't scudding know! Uhh... offer the blood some stormlight and make them a stick?"

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"Okay, Paolo Raspitia von Uquern Zollus Tridecteria the Third, We'll try that.

You could be a stick!"

I am a pool of blood.

"But you could be a stick!"

Approximately one hour, fifty nine minutes, and twenty eight seconds later:

I will become a stick.

"The patient/pool of blood has become a stick. Unfortunately, they are now a stick and have not become a healed patient. Any callers?"

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Shenanigans. *tosses hair*

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Anyone get the reference?

 

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On 12/14/2020 at 8:52 PM, Condensation said:

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Shenanigans. *tosses hair*

Hello! Who's calling (or is Shenanigans your name)?

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2 hours ago, Kings_way said:

Hello! Who's calling (or is Shenanigans your name)?

I'm Shenanigans.

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55 minutes ago, Condensation said:

I'm Shenanigans.

Okay Shenanigans! What do you suggest we do for the patient who is now a stick?

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1 hour ago, Kings_way said:

Okay Shenanigans! What do you suggest we do for the patient who is now a stick?

Well, you could try to make them fire.

[Kings_way he/they]

Lets try that. Unfortunately, we're out of stormlight, but I have some matches here.

*match striking sound affect*

Well, I guess we don't have a Stick for a patient anymore.

Our next patient is a Sanderfan who just finished reading RoW and is now suffering from withdrawal.  (unless someone wants to figure out how to get the last patient back)

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Who's calling?

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On 1/12/2021 at 5:26 AM, Kings_way said:

Who's calling?

"Some random person with too many questions."

[Kings_way he/they]

Alright, Some random person with too many questions, what solution do you propose?

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15 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

Alright, Some random person with too many questions, what solution do you propose?

"You should put them in a cadmium bubble. They'll still be in Sanderson withdrawal, but not for quite as long. What do you think a fabrial with an atium cage would do?"

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"Sorry, our call seems to have gone silent. Can I take your call, Some random person with too many questions.?"

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17 minutes ago, Condensation said:

"Sorry, our call seems to have gone silent. Can I take your call, Some random person with too many questions.?"

"Sure. I'll just reiterate my solution: a cadmium bubble to shorten their wait as much as possible. Do you think Adonalsium had a godmetal and if so, do you think it would be the same as the godmetal of all Shards combined, assuming the Vessel survived?"

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14 hours ago, Enter a username said:

"Sure. I'll just reiterate my solution: a cadmium bubble to shorten their wait as much as possible. Do you think Adonalsium had a godmetal and if so, do you think it would be the same as the godmetal of all Shards combined, assuming the Vessel survived?"

"Right, right. One moment while I try that, then I'll answer your question."

*distanced*

"Hey, will someone go get a cadmium Misting? And someone else go get a lot of cadmium?"

*doors slam* *cars drive off*

*cars drive up, stop* *door opens*

"Here ya go."

"Okay, let's try it." *pause* "Well, it appears to be working."

*louder again*

"Looks like it worked. We'll get back to you in a couple of months once we're ready to be done. Now, in response to your question, here's our theorist to chat with you."

"Hi, I'm the theorist, what's your question again?"

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On 2/6/2021 at 11:22 AM, Condensation said:

"Hi, I'm the theorist, what's your question again?"

"Two questions, actually. Those two relating to the function of an atium cage on a fabrial and the existence of Adonalsium's godmetal and if it's the same as the godmetal of the Shard that's all 16 Shards combined into one."