Mist she/her Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "What solution do you propose, Tria?" "I've got a machine that should work for that surgery. I'll send it to you." A machine appears in the middle of the room. Edited October 12, 2020 by Mist Flame on!
Scarletfox Posted October 21, 2020 Author Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) On 10/12/2020 at 6:39 PM, Mist said: "I've got a machine that should work for that surgery. I'll send it to you." A machine appears in the middle of the room. "Perfect! We will send some studio assistants in to figure it out." *studio assistant* What is this thing? What does this button do... *fa-shwoop* *studio assistant* Uhm... Help! *studio assistant 2* Here let me just help you out here, this button? *studio assistant* yup! *fa-shwoop* *studio assistant* Wow. You're my hero. three hours later... *studio assistant 349* This button? *studio assistant 348* that's the one *fa-shwoop* *studio assistant 349* Help! *low voice* oh, what's this? *studio assistant 349* press the button, I guess... *fa-shwoop* *low voice* Yes! I my hands and feet are back! *studio assistant 2* You've got to be kidding me. That's how it works? *static* "Congratulations, your plan worked! Although it did take us awhile and about three hundred of out studio assistants got their hands and feet mixed together, we got the right one eventually! Our next patient is a man who thinks he's a duck. Do we have any suggestions?" Quote Also, I have changed the rules slightly, so check back there to make sure you understand the new policy thing. Edited October 21, 2020 by Scarletfox
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 1234567890 "Hi, this is Karen." "Obviously you just need to tell him that he's not a duck!"
Scarletfox Posted October 23, 2020 Author Posted October 23, 2020 On 10/21/2020 at 10:27 PM, Condensation said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?" On 10/21/2020 at 10:27 PM, Condensation said: "Hi, this is Karen." "Welcome to the show, hi this is Karen!" On 10/21/2020 at 10:27 PM, Condensation said: "Obviously you just need to tell him that he's not a duck!" "We will try this now." *studio assistant* "You are not a duck. You are not a duck. You are not a duck." "QUACK QUACK QUACK" "I'm sorry, but your plan did not work. Do we have any other callers?"
Enter a username Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 (123) 456-7890 "Yes." "Easy. Soulcast him into a man who thinks he's a man. Do you need a soulcaster?" @Condensation
Condensation she/her Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 Quote Why did you summon me? I'm tired.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Condensation said: Spoiler How are you tired it's 10 am
Condensation she/her Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Reveal hidden contents How are you tired it's 10 am Quote Because I didn't get as much sleep as I should have.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Spoiler I remember that up til eleven silly us but I woke up at 8 and I'm fine so no complaining
Condensation she/her Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Reveal hidden contents I remember that up til eleven silly us but I woke up at 8 and I'm fine so no complaining Quote I was up past 3, what are you talking about? I got like 5 hours of sleep. Half of them weren't good ones.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Spoiler I didn't get good sleep either and go to bed but keep posting while you're asleep
Condensation she/her Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 12 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Reveal hidden contents I didn't get good sleep either and go to bed but keep posting while you're asleep Quote That sounds... rather impossible.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 Spoiler Just now, Condensation said: Spoiler Just have on if your many characters post for you
Condensation she/her Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 Quote Have you seen my list of characters? Oh my gosh, it's so long. I'm so proud of it. It's not really them, it's them controlling me. They don't have separate bodies except for on here.
Enter a username Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 On 10/24/2020 at 10:43 PM, Enter a username said: (123) 456-7890 "Yes." "Easy. Soulcast him into a man who thinks he's a man. Do you need a soulcaster?" @Condensation Quote Can you take the call? The phone's been ringing for the past two days.
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Enter a username said: Can you take the call? The phone's been ringing for the past two days. Quote Busy right now, maybe later.
Scarletfox Posted October 28, 2020 Author Posted October 28, 2020 On 10/25/2020 at 0:43 AM, Enter a username said: (123) 456-7890 "May I ask who's calling?" On 10/25/2020 at 0:43 AM, Enter a username said: "Yes." "Welcome to the show, Yes, what do you propose?" On 10/25/2020 at 0:43 AM, Enter a username said: "Easy. Soulcast him into a man who thinks he's a man. Do you need a soulcaster?" "I do, if you could ship one over here, that would be greatly appreciated."
Enter a username Posted October 28, 2020 Posted October 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "I do, if you could ship one over here, that would be greatly appreciated." "I've just sent one. And a backup in case the first one breaks."
Condensation she/her Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 "Thank you, that's wonderful." Quote Scarletfox? Hello? @Scarletfox
Scarletfox Posted November 6, 2020 Author Posted November 6, 2020 Quote Sorry y'all, I'm on it! "Let's give it a spin! Studio Assistants!!" *studio assistant* What does this even do? *other studio assistant* I think you point it at that guy, and do something magical-- yeah, like that, and then, I don't know what to do ne.... *shewp* "studio assistant* uh-uhm. Karol's going to kill me, let me try changing it baaackk... uhm. *static* "Congratulations! You're plan worked! We no longer have a man who thinks he is a duck, however now we have a patient who got turned into blood. Eventually. Do we have any callers?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "Let's give it a spin! Studio Assistants!!" *studio assistant* What does this even do? *other studio assistant* I think you point it at that guy, and do something magical-- yeah, like that, and then, I don't know what to do ne.... *shewp* "studio assistant* uh-uhm. Karol's going to kill me, let me try changing it baaackk... uhm. *static* "Congratulations! You're plan worked! We no longer have a man who thinks he is a duck, however now we have a patient who got turned into blood. Eventually. Do we have any callers?" Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf 1
Condensation she/her Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "Congratulations! You're plan worked! We no longer have a man who thinks he is a duck, however now we have a patient who got turned into blood. Eventually. Do we have any callers?" Quote ...*Your
Scarletfox Posted November 8, 2020 Author Posted November 8, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 10:24 AM, Channelknight Fadran said: Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf "May I ask who's calling?" On 11/6/2020 at 10:33 AM, Condensation said: Quote *smacks face into desk repeatedly*
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 8, 2020 Posted November 8, 2020 9 hours ago, Scarletfox said: "May I ask who's calling?" "My name is Paolo Raspitia von Uquern Zollus Tridecteria the Third."
Condensation she/her Posted November 9, 2020 Posted November 9, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 10:53 PM, Scarletfox said: *smacks face into desk repeatedly* Quote Well, there's certainly no need to do that! You simply made a regular mistake! Or shall I say... "Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian Condensation when death grammar is on the line!" 1
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