DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 56 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: "But why would they even have that lever?" (Gonna godmod Fox for a second...) "Get out! You're just an intern!" "For comedy purposes, of course!"
Enter a username Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 1234567890 Could you please try the suggestion? @Scarletfox
Scarletfox Posted September 19, 2020 Author Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) Quote I'm sorry you guys! I am swamped right now, but I'm working on getting more assistants. Introducing the newest member of the Omer family.... drumroll please...... Karoline Omer as @Vapor!!!!! Yay!!!!!! Would @Channelknight Fadran, @DramaQueen, or @Enter a username like to begin the process of admittance to the Omer family? You can still participate as a normal person, but you can also answer calls Edited September 19, 2020 by Scarletfox
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 42 minutes ago, Scarletfox said: Quote Would @Channelknight Fadran, @DramaQueen, or @Enter a username like to begin the process of admittance to the Omer family? You can still participate as a normal person, but you can also answer calls Quote I might be able to occasionally...
Enter a username Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Scarletfox said: Would @Channelknight Fadran, @DramaQueen, or @Enter a username like to begin the process of admittance to the Omer family? You can still participate as a normal person, but you can also answer calls Quote I might be able to...
AonEne he/him Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 Quote I can do the process of admittance, if you like?
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 (edited) Quote Into the Omer family? They're already in, we have an Omer PM. I was going to give the others in the Omer family a chance to answer for themselves to this call!! In fact, I already had an Omer (who will remain un-named) *COUGH COUGH COUGH karoline COUGH* say she was going to do it, but I guess I have to do everything myself around here! AHEM! But thank you, AonEne, for the offer. Would you like to begin the process of becoming an Omer? We have studio snacks! On 9/16/2020 at 3:14 PM, DramaQueen said: "I-that's not my...never mind. Obviously, you'll need to convince her that she was initially an emperor named Kuzco, then send her to the house of a villager whom she is convinced that she told that she would get rid of his village, then send them on an adventure involving crocodiles, squirrels, waterfalls, restaurants, and wrong levers!" "Great idea, Yes you may! We will give it a try! Studio assistants! We're going to need to set up the hypnosis room again!" *studio assistant* "There is no war in Ba Sing Se--I mean, You are an emperor named Kuzco." *llama* "I am an emperor named Kuzco" *studio assistant* "You want to destroy a village" *llama* "I want to destroy a village" *studio assistant* "You are going to go on an ad--" *llama* "I want to DESTROY a village!" *studio assistant* "Uh oh." *llama* "I WANT TO DESTROY VILLAGES!!!!!" *studio assistant* "Run." BLEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH *smashing of equipment* *static* "I'm sorry, but you're plan did not work. We now have a llama that is rampaging all over trying to destroy villages. Do we have any other callers?" On 9/18/2020 at 9:44 PM, Enter a username said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?" Edited September 24, 2020 by Scarletfox
Vapor she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Scarletfox said: "Great idea, Yes you may! We will give it a try! Studio assistants! We're going to need to set up the hypnosis room again!" *studio assistant* "There is no war in Ba Sing Se--I mean, You are an emperor named Kuzco." *llama* "I am an emperor named Kuzco" *studio assistant* "You want to destroy a village" *llama* "I want to destroy a village" *studio assistant* "You are going to go on an ad--" *llama* I want to "DESTROY a village!" *studio assitant* "Uh oh." *llama* "I WANT TO DESTROY VILLAGES!!!!!" *studio assistant* "Run." BLEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH *smashing of equipment* *static* "I'm sorry, but you're plan did not work. We now have a llama that is rampaging all over trying to destroy villages. Do we have any other callers?" "May I ask who's calling?" Quote Sorry sorry sorry I forgot because after I told you I would I had to get off
Enter a username Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Scarletfox said: "May I ask who's calling?" "This is the tree outside your studio."
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "This is the tree outside your studio." "Welcome to the show, This is the tree outside your studio! What solution do you propose?" 10 minutes ago, Vapor said: Sorry sorry sorry I forgot because after I told you I would I had to get off Quote No worries, that happens to me all the time
Enter a username Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Feed the rampaging llama a vial of my sap. It has magical properties that remove things like brainwashings and transformations. One of my roots should be pouring some into an empty and clean vial right now."
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "Feed the rampaging llama a vial of my sap. It has magical properties that remove things like brainwashings and transformations. One of my roots should be pouring some into an empty and clean vial right now." "Just mail it over when you have it!"
Enter a username Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Scarletfox said: "Just mail it over when you have it!" "Unfortunately, as a tree, I can't use the mail. As a magical tree, however, I can teleport it to you with my 600th post in three... Two... One... POOF!" Edited September 24, 2020 by Enter a username
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Enter a username said: "Unfortunately, as a tree, I can't use the mail. As a magical tree, however, I can teleport it to you in three... Two... One... POOF!" "A-hah! Here it is! Thank you, This is the tree outside your studio! We will give it a try. Studio assistants! *studio assistant* Give him the vial! Yes, here we go! BLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE DESTROY VILLAGES! BELEHEHE-bleheheh-blehehe-GRAWAWARARAWARAWAAAAA-----ECK *thump* "Congratulations! Your plan worked! We now have a woman who is dead... again. Do we have any callers?" Quote A-hahhahahahaha, I totally forgot you were literally a tree right outside of the studio Alright, I'm calling in as a caller, someone answer this 123-456-7890 @Vapor @Enter a username @DramaQueen
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 35 minutes ago, Vapor said: "Hello?" Quote (In the future I would answer by asking who's calling, but every Omer has their quirks, so it's ok as long as no-one gets confused) *A deep and grovely voice* "Hello. This is *dramatic pause* The Boss."
Vapor she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Welcome, *dramatic pause* The Boss! What is your solution?"
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vapor said: "Welcome, *dramatic pause* The Boss! What is your solution?" *said slowly, a very unique accent* "I think, what you should do is this: take her body to the nearest mafia, and get her checked out by the doctors there. Mafia's alwaaays have the best doctors sittin' around. You just gotta pay 'em good, and they'll do you good."
Vapor she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Um... Okay? Do you have enough money? Our budget has been low recently."
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Vapor said: "Um... Okay? Do you have enough money? Our budget has been low recently." "Do I? Do I have the money? *in a very deep creepy and slow laugh* He, he-he-he, *breathe in* oh-ho-ho-hohohhahahahahahaheheheheheh! I can't believe these people! *in a quieter voice as if the person has walked away from the phone* Can you believe these people Eddie? *another voice* "Uh, no, Boss." *the deep voice again* "I said it's the Boss! Ugh, these newbies, take him away." *the same other voice* "But Boss!" *sigh* *louder voice again, as if he has returned to the phone* "Just tell 'em the Boss sent ya. That should be enough." *a moment of silence* "That should probably be enough.... Ehehehe, eheheheheh, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- *beep beep beep* (the phone has disconnected)
Vapor she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Uh..." *footsteps* "Hey, Karol? Are we supposed to keep going if they hang up?"
Scarletfox Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 "Yes, Karoline, you're doing great. Just go ahead and do they're solution if you think it's best and let them know what happens. We usually quietly disconnect them after they give a suggestion anyway."
Vapor she/her Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 "Okay, thanks." *footsteps* "Okay, sorry for that short delay. We are now going to take this dead woman to the 'mafia doctors*." *going to mafia noises* "Uh... hello?" "Hello." "The 'Boss man' sent us, and we're supposed to ask the doctors to revive this dead woman." *shuffling noises* "Come in. But leave the radio recorder thingy." *very quiet unintelligible muttering and healing noises* *coming back from the mafia noises* "Congratulations! The woman is now perfectly fine except for a large scar on her face which will be fine. Our next patient is a man who thinks he is a chicken. Do we have any callers?" 1
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