I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Well now things truly can't get worse. wtwtts when your'e fighting a shark?
Experience he/him Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 I am a fish. wtwtts when thanksgiving dinner is 5 hours late.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Does it take that long to prepare a body? WTWTTS when you run over your neighbors cat
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 I'm sorry. It didn't even taste that good. WTWTTS when you eat your neighbor's cat for dinner.
Retrac he/him Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Tastes like McDonalds. WTWTTSW your teacher asks why your looking up how to make cocaine
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 (edited) Oh, just ask the principal! WTWTTSW you start making shadow puppets on the screen during a movie in a movie theater? Edited October 15, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 38 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Oh, just ask the principle! Not the principal?
NameIess Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 On 10/14/2020 at 11:05 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said: WTWTTSW you start making shadow puppets on the screen during a movie in a movie theater? "TURN YOUR PHONE OFF RIGHT NOW" *Points angrily at person calling 911 because their buddy is having an allergic reaction to popcorn* "Some people just have no respect for others." WTWTTSWY watching The Last Jedi.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 This needs more Jar-Jar WTWTTSWY you are about to put someone under for surgery
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: This needs more Jar-Jar WTWTTSWY you are about to put someone under for surgery “Wait, you said you weigh how many pounds? Whoops... *looks down at clipboard* must’ve added an extra zero onto there. Well, this anestesia should knock you right out!” WTWTTSW you accidentally set fire to an old lady’s hair? 1
+JesterLavorre she/they Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: WTWTTSW you accidentally set fire to an old lady’s hair? Well... grandma always did want to be cremated. WTWTTSW Your cat is playing with a ball of yarn. 2
Aspiring Writer Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 On 10/23/2020 at 4:26 PM, JesterLavorre said: Well... grandma always did want to be cremated. WTWTTSW Your cat is playing with a ball of yarn. That's not yarn. WtWttSW When your teacher catches you looking at another person's test?
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: That's not yarn. WtWttSW When your teacher catches you looking at another person's test? I was making sure that their answers were right. What is the worst thing to say when someone says "This is the way"?
Aspiring Writer Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 51 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: I was making sure that their answers were right. What is the worst thing to say when someone says "This is the way"? Ah, you've seen the Mandalorian. That's a good quality show. (It's crap) WTWTTSW I just killed a person and LOVED it.
+JesterLavorre she/they Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Aspiring Writer said: WTWTTSW I just killed a person and LOVED it. *Gives Bridge 4 salute.* WTWTTSW Your stuffed animal comes alive and starts talking to you?
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 On 10/25/2020 at 7:08 AM, JesterLavorre said: *Gives Bridge 4 salute.* WTWTTSW Your stuffed animal comes alive and starts talking to you? Hi Fluffy wait why are you strangl-- choking sounds WTWTTSW your stuffed animal that just came to life starts strangling you?
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: Hi Fluffy wait why are you strangl-- choking sounds WTWTTSW your stuffed animal that just came to life starts strangling you? Fluffy why?... *Flash backs to when you loaned fluffy to your 2 year old toy destroying kid* Never mind this is justified. WTWTTSW your child was killed by a stuffed animal out for revenge. Edited October 27, 2020 by Shard of Reading 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 9:35 AM, Shard of Reading said: WTWTTSW your child was killed by a stuffed animal out for revenge. Oh, this is that kind of movie. What is the worst thing to say when the power goes out on a dark and stormy night?
Aspiring Writer Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Oh, this is that kind of movie. What is the worst thing to say when the power goes out on a dark and stormy night? Why is there someone watching me from downstairs? What's the worst thing to say when a burglar breaks into your house and sees you?
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Aspiring Writer said: Why is there someone watching me from downstairs? What's the worst thing to say when a burglar breaks into your house and sees you? Hello friend the moneys in the pringles container WTWTTSW you meet a dragon for the first time Edited November 2, 2020 by Somebody from Sel
NameIess Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 7:51 PM, Somebody from Sel said: WTWTTSW you meet a dragon for the first time "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU STUPID ANIMAL!" WTWTTSW a dragon just bit you in half and roasted you with fire?
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 4, 2020 Posted November 4, 2020 "911 what's your emergency?" "Hi I stubbed my toe" WTWTTSW you think someone just called 911 for "apparently" no good reason.
Enter a username Posted November 4, 2020 Posted November 4, 2020 "Can you order a pizza while you're on the phone?" WTWTTS when someone asks you to order a pizza while you're on the phone with 911?
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: "911 what's your emergency?" "Hi I stubbed my toe" WTWTTSW you think someone just called 911 for "apparently" no good reason. What was this responding to? It doesn't feel like a response to the previous one
Shard of Reading he/him Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 13 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: What was this responding to? It doesn't feel like a response to the previous one I was thinking that the person was calling 911 about getting there toe stubbed, not getting bit in half and roasted alive.
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