Certified Gay Disasters

[Shatter He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

They are

So are men though....

Whoda thunk you'd say that. For me, men are handsome, not attractive. 

:3

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Shatter said:

Whoda thunk you'd say that. For me, men are handsome, not attractive. 

:3

Shocker, I know. They are both

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

hey uh...

i don't know all the everything about enbies but how do you call their sexuality? Like if their attracted exclusively to, say, women, then I wouldn't think you could call them straight nor gay/lesbian, right?

Idk just curious hopefully not offensive 

same goes i guess for neopronouns and stuff, and i guess everyone

idk I'm confused now

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

2 hours ago, Usseewa said:

hey uh...

i don't know all the everything about enbies but how do you call their sexuality? Like if their attracted exclusively to, say, women, then I wouldn't think you could call them straight nor gay/lesbian, right?

Idk just curious hopefully not offensive 

same goes i guess for neopronouns and stuff, and i guess everyone

idk I'm confused now

IDK, but we can ask @KitCats about Avonlea if she ever leaves the Singing Epic: The Musical thread. @Jourg? Do you know?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

4 hours ago, Usseewa said:

hey uh...

i don't know all the everything about enbies but how do you call their sexuality? Like if their attracted exclusively to, say, women, then I wouldn't think you could call them straight nor gay/lesbian, right?

Idk just curious hopefully not offensive 

same goes i guess for neopronouns and stuff, and i guess everyone

idk I'm confused now

It really depends on the person, though I tend to notice enbies prefer calling themselves gay rather than straight. There's no definitive rules though.

[KitCats She/Her]

14 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

IDK, but we can ask @KitCats about Avonlea if she ever leaves the Singing Epic: The Musical thread. @Jourg? Do you know?

Hi. You can have enby lesbians, and they’re still lesbians, I believe. I should probably ask the enby I know instead of guessing.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

18 hours ago, Usseewa said:

hey uh...

i don't know all the everything about enbies but how do you call their sexuality? Like if their attracted exclusively to, say, women, then I wouldn't think you could call them straight nor gay/lesbian, right?

Idk just curious hopefully not offensive 

same goes i guess for neopronouns and stuff, and i guess everyone

idk I'm confused now

Varies wildly, also depends on the sexuality. I know a pan enby and an aroace one; their sexualities don't vary based on gender. Other than that, it's largely self-defined (I know an enby lesbian too; seems they're everywhere!). If you're uncertain, ask!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

..
I’m not free
I’m not free.

I thought it was over 
I character arced
The person moved
I locked in on my own life
Academics, church, writing, volunteering, socializing, friend making, the list goes on
The feelings were supposed to be gone
I thought I grew out of them 

But nothing is over
I’m still in love with them

They went and (platonically) told me they want me forever 
And they invited me to stay with them and their family near the end of summer at a cottage on the beach 

I’m supposed to be past this and just want them as a purely platonic friend 

But no I’m stuck in Lodi again

I don’t want this, man

Let me out

Let me out

*heavy breathing*

Spoiler

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Edited May 18 by SpartanBrigade

[Hmmm lies she/her]

6 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

..
I’m not free
I’m not free.

I thought it was over 
I character arced
The person moved
I locked in on my own life
Academics, church, writing, volunteering, socializing, friend making, the list goes on
The feelings were supposed to be gone
I thought I grew out of them 

But nothing is over
I’m still in love with them

They went and (platonically) told me they want me forever 
And they invited me to stay with them and their family near the end of summer at a cottage on the beach 

I’m supposed to be past this and just want them as a purely platonic friend 

But no I’m stuck in Lodi again

I don’t want this man

Let me out

Let me out

*heavy breathing*

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You could try talking to him about how you feel; I find honest conversation to be a good with situations.

[Verdance he/him]

7 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

..
I’m not free
I’m not free.

I thought it was over 
I character arced
The person moved
I locked in on my own life
Academics, church, writing, volunteering, socializing, friend making, the list goes on
The feelings were supposed to be gone
I thought I grew out of them 

But nothing is over
I’m still in love with them

They went and (platonically) told me they want me forever 
And they invited me to stay with them and their family near the end of summer at a cottage on the beach 

I’m supposed to be past this and just want them as a purely platonic friend 

But no I’m stuck in Lodi again

I don’t want this man

Let me out

Let me out

*heavy breathing*

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Hmmm… yeah i can relate 

you can get through this

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

17 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

..
I’m not free
I’m not free.

I thought it was over 
I character arced
The person moved
I locked in on my own life
Academics, church, writing, volunteering, socializing, friend making, the list goes on
The feelings were supposed to be gone
I thought I grew out of them 

But nothing is over
I’m still in love with them

They went and (platonically) told me they want me forever 
And they invited me to stay with them and their family near the end of summer at a cottage on the beach 

I’m supposed to be past this and just want them as a purely platonic friend 

But no I’m stuck in Lodi again

I don’t want this man

Let me out

Let me out

*heavy breathing*

  Reveal hidden contents

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Did I miss context? Was this talked about in previous pages?

Edited May 10 by Adonalsium Will Return

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Did I miss context? Was this talked about in previous pages?

Yeahh this has been going on for a while

Unfortunately 

[Vielence She/Her]

20 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

..
I’m not free
I’m not free.

I thought it was over 
I character arced
The person moved
I locked in on my own life
Academics, church, writing, volunteering, socializing, friend making, the list goes on
The feelings were supposed to be gone
I thought I grew out of them 

But nothing is over
I’m still in love with them

They went and (platonically) told me they want me forever 
And they invited me to stay with them and their family near the end of summer at a cottage on the beach 

I’m supposed to be past this and just want them as a purely platonic friend 

But no I’m stuck in Lodi again

I don’t want this man

Let me out

Let me out

*heavy breathing*

  Reveal hidden contents

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Oof Spartan

*hugs*
you can yell at me anytime you need too

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

22 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Yeahh this has been going on for a while

Unfortunately 

@SpartanBrigade, Which pages should I read for context?

Edited May 11 by Adonalsium Will Return

[Verdance he/him]

4 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I know we're not supposed to double post, so I'll remove this once my question is answered. @SpartanBrigade? Which pages should I read for context? Does anyone else know, maybe?

Erm ill check i think i remember sort of what was going on

*dives beneath the surface of the eternal ballpit that is CGD, delving for context clues inside a infinite space of  G A Y .

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I know we're not supposed to double post, so I'll remove this once my question is answered. @SpartanBrigade? Which pages should I read for context? Does anyone else know, maybe?

Ah

Hi

I honestly don't remember all of it but

I'd start with this one

https://www.17thshard.com/forums/topic/90956-certified-gay-disasters/page/303/#comment-2041483

[Keke They/he]

QUEEERS *in a booming voice*

i have a request, 

im looking for trans masc representation in media (preferably not romance stories) because i cant find any and its pissing me off. Most transmasc are either just hc’d or like background characters. Thanks

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

On 5/11/2026 at 2:43 PM, Keke said:

im looking for trans masc representation in media (preferably not romance stories) because i cant find any and its pissing me off. Most transmasc are either just hc’d or like background characters. Thanks

there's a spreadsheet on the internet somewhere!

here you go: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NwmbOj3x0TjZE37VWINuzlmXFeqG6lts/edit?gid=1025339982#gid=1025339982 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Lotus Blossom said:

there's a spreadsheet on the internet somewhere!

here you go: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NwmbOj3x0TjZE37VWINuzlmXFeqG6lts/edit?gid=1025339982#gid=1025339982 

*begins to vibrate*

SPREADSHEET?????

S-SPREADSHEEEEETTTTTTTTT???????

LEE GASP I LOVE THOSE

[Keke They/he]

21 hours ago, Lotus Blossom said:

there's a spreadsheet on the internet somewhere!

here you go: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NwmbOj3x0TjZE37VWINuzlmXFeqG6lts/edit?gid=1025339982#gid=1025339982 

AYE THANKS

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

18 minutes ago, Keke said:

AYE THANKS

OFC 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Guys

The impossible happened yesterday

I asked two people if they knew what aromanticism was, and they both did

I didn't have to go into the whole explanation, it was crazy

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Guys

The impossible happened yesterday

I asked two people if they knew what aromanticism was, and they both did

I didn't have to go into the whole explanation, it was crazy

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE COOL PEPS

[Aeoryi she/her]

for all the aroace critters of the world

Spoiler

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

32 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

for all the aroace critters of the world

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Mmmm i feel that