Certified Gay Disasters

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

I mean, I could also summon my girlfriend, though she's not really on here anymore.

@certifiedcranedriver

I can’t summon my gf bc she’s not on here but she says haiiii

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Hmmm lies said:

Ah I see people are yapping about their girlfriends, so might as well mention that I still also have girlfren and she's very peak.

YOOO

52 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

I mean, I could also summon my girlfriend, though she's not really on here anymore.

@certifiedcranedriver

Oh wait I remember that lmao

She secretly joined as like a prank

and then you guys made out

i mean there were probably some stuff inbetween but i think thats how that happened

[Hmmm lies she/her]

19 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh wait I remember that lmao

She secretly joined as like a prank

and then you guys made out

i mean there were probably some stuff inbetween but i think thats how that happened

something like that

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

I might come out to my parents today

25 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

YOOO

Oh wait I remember that lmao

She secretly joined as like a prank

and then you guys made out

i mean there were probably some stuff inbetween but i think thats how that happened

Pretty sure most lesbian relationships follow that order like “it’s a joke” to making out

[Hmmm lies she/her]

8 minutes ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

I might come out to my parents today

basedbasedbased

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

basedbasedbased

Cus I’m having a pool party and I forget how much I hate guys swim shirts so I think I’m just gonna wear one of my friends tops but my parents will most likely ask questions afterwards so I’ll just tell them the truth

[Aeoryi she/her]

23 minutes ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Cus I’m having a pool party and I forget how much I hate guys swim shirts so I think I’m just gonna wear one of my friends tops but my parents will most likely ask questions afterwards so I’ll just tell them the truth

I go swimming fully clothed anyways

call me insane

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

28 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I go swimming fully clothed anyways

call me insane

lol fairrr

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

lol fairrr

in all honesty you can probably wear swim shorts and a dry-fit t-shirt and you'll be fine. Sure, the t-shirt will feel very heavy out of the water, but for the most part it does enough to probably put you at ease

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

7 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

in all honesty you can probably wear swim shorts and a dry-fit t-shirt and you'll be fine. Sure, the t-shirt will feel very heavy out of the water, but for the most part it does enough to probably put you at ease

Ik that’s what I usually wear but one of my friends is bringing me one of her old tops to try on

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Cus I’m having a pool party and I forget how much I hate guys swim shirts so I think I’m just gonna wear one of my friends tops but my parents will most likely ask questions afterwards so I’ll just tell them the truth

Oooooooo good luck and have fun at the party!!!!!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Cus I’m having a pool party and I forget how much I hate guys swim shirts so I think I’m just gonna wear one of my friends tops but my parents will most likely ask questions afterwards so I’ll just tell them the truth

Mmmm I hope it goes (or went) well!

7 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

I go swimming fully clothed anyways

call me insane

Ok

but ngl that is kinda based except for the whole wet clothing makes me want to commit suicide

Wet Socks are genuinely the #1 cause of my depression

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Hey y'all

I'm back and I wanted to say some things

so uhhh

I was in a psych ward the past week

and I actually had some of the best days of my life there. I also had some pretty crappy days.

But I met some amazing people and I'm honestly really missing them all.

There was also this girl that I mayyyy have liked. She's bi, too. We talked a lot and spent time together and it was amazing. I talked to the other people too and had more IRL socializing than I've ever had, I think. Of course, we were all, like, near each other so it was easier, but still, I feel I grew a lot emotionally and socially and stuff.

The thing is... I'll most likely never see them again, including that girl who I really would have liked to talk to more. I wish I stayed longer or got some way to contact her again, idk. The regret is very very painful and idk.

But I may have a crush on her?

Also, for the most part people were accepting of me, especially the other girls who I hung out with the most. Before that I'd barely socialized IRL with girls, and this was just great, idk. There were also some great guys (and some ones that made some days awful), and they were pretty accepting too, I think.

But... I felt loved, idk. They made me realize that I think of myself way too lowly. I put myself down too much and have done it so long that I don't even see an alternative as a possibility, it's just become ingrained: that no one would ever like me (as a friend or otherwise), and otherstuff

so, the regret is gone for now. it helps that I have something to remember them by, but regret may come back later and... it's just very painful for me and I cannot handle it.

regret of not getting their numbers or something and that I'm no longer there with them. I have to return to my crap life.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

16 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Oooooooo good luck and have fun at the party!!!!!

 

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Mmmm I hope it goes (or went) well!

Ok

but ngl that is kinda based except for the whole wet clothing makes me want to commit suicide

Wet Socks are genuinely the #1 cause of my depression

The pool party was rly awesome I’m in a bed with 3 other people rn it’s rly cool, my parents never asked tho so I never tell maybe they ask tmrw idk 

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

On 5/22/2026 at 8:25 AM, Honors Spectral Image said:

HEYA! Idk if we’ve met, my names Izzy/honor/honors ghost u can pick which one u wanna use. That’s awesome girlfriends are so cool! I get to hang out with minentoday

HEY IZZY! ppl on here typically call me lotus  girlfriends are amazing i highly recommend

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

24 minutes ago, Lotus Blossom said:

HEY IZZY! ppl on here typically call me lotus  girlfriends are amazing i highly recommend

YESSS me loveeee

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 hours ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

 

The pool party was rly awesome I’m in a bed with 3 other people rn it’s rly cool, my parents never asked tho so I never tell maybe they ask tmrw idk 

Mmmmm

Well you should come out

I find the closet is quite smelly. (not that that stopped me)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Mmmmm

Well you should come out

I find the closet is quite smelly. (not that that stopped me)

Hmmmm nope they no ask me no tell

[Akimikoisthecutest]

On 5/23/2026 at 8:26 AM, Lotus Blossom said:

HEY IZZY! ppl on here typically call me lotus  girlfriends are amazing i highly recommend

I also recommend strongly

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I also recommend strongly

HEY AKI u gf has?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 hour ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

HEY AKI u gf has?

Uhhhhhh, ...no...

But there is a girl I do like...

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

50 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Uhhhhhh, ...no...

But there is a girl I do like...

OOOO PRAY TELL DARLING *that was said in like Victorian English accent btw*

[Akimikoisthecutest]

3 hours ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

OOOO PRAY TELL DARLING *that was said in like Victorian English accent btw*

What would you like to know darling?

[Aeoryi she/her]

I wish I had girls tbh

[Verdance he/him]

5 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

I wish I had girls tbh

I think literally everyone does at one point or another

fact of life