Non-Adult Club

[Mat he/him]

11 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Apologies for interrupting this... interesting? Conversation.

Most fish don't live to 18 so do I qualify as a not adult? 

Well.

Technically you qualify as 'human' as you are speaking/typing/communicating, which is a skill fish do not have.

So if your human self is 18 years old or more, you do not qualify.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

Well.

Technically you qualify as 'human' as you are speaking/typing/communicating, which is a skill fish do not have.

So if your human self is 18 years old or more, you do not qualify.

This is the exact type of bias the fish community is fighting against right now. Fish can type, and communicate, and just because we don't have opposable thumbs doesn't mean we need to be served up next to tartar sauce.

[Condensation she/her]

20 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Oh btw @Condensation I had a dream where I met you. I was driving to Wal-Mart to adopt a child and you were there.

How did I look? Race? color of hair? color of eyeballs? Was I adopting a child as well?

I can't say that I've had any dreams about you, but I have stories I write in my head, and most of you have joined them.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Just now, Condensation said:

How did I look? Race? color of hair? color of eyeballs? Was I adopting a child as well?

I can't say that I've had any dreams about you, but I have stories I write in my head, and most of you have joined them.

Umm you were white, very short, with dark brown short curly hair and brown eyes. And you were, unfortunately, not adopting a child.

[Mat he/him]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

This is the exact type of bias the fish community is fighting against right now. Fish can type, and communicate, and just because we don't have opposable thumbs doesn't mean we need to be served up next to tartar sauce.

Translate fish years into human years. You should be able to do this, as dog years can be translated so all other animals must as well.

If this number you end up with is less than 18, you may speak here. if not, FriarFratz has posted a lovely thread for the adults of the Shard, fish or human.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Translate fish years into human years. You should be able to do this, as dog years can be translated so all other animals must as well.

If this number you end up with is less than 18, you may speak here. if not, FriarFratz has posted a lovely thread for the adults of the Shard, fish or human.

All right, that's fine.

I'm only eleventy-twelve

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, revelryintheart said:

Umm you were white, very short, with dark brown short curly hair and brown eyes. And you were, unfortunately, not adopting a child.

Not bad! Pretty close!

I am white, very short, with VERY dark brown hair that is almost black, but it's straight, and VERY dark brown eyes that look black. I generally have my nose in a book, and I'm sad that I wasn't adopting a child. I generally wear a really cute smile  and my hair. Um, so I like to cut my hair to less than an inch and then let it grow back down past my waist, about three years, and a year ago I cut it to 3/4ths of an inch, so it looks interesting. It is all the same length, which makes it very layered, and my part is to the side so my hair often falls in my face. Really short hair and really long hair look good on me, but the in betweens aren't as cute. You could probably recognize me based on my hairstyle alone.

[AonEne he/him]

I think you and your siblings (even your brothers) were in one of my dreams too, though I don’t remember it very well. Mist won a very dangerous tournament. (Well, it looked scary, anyway, even if people just respawned...) 

[Mist she/her]

10 hours ago, revelryintheart said:

Aw that's too bad. I'm a girl so I have to wait until I'm 19 for my mission, so I can start school before then. I'm also a year young for my grade so I'm going to be 17 and going into college which is scary tbh

Almost same. Late birthday! 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

I do not dream.

I do not sleep.

I would.

But I don't have eyelids.

[Condensation she/her]

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I think you and your siblings (even your brothers) were in one of my dreams too, though I don’t remember it very well. Mist won a very dangerous tournament. (Well, it looked scary, anyway, even if people just respawned...) 

Ah. Did I look right? brother singular.

[AonEne he/him]

No one had a look, except for humanoid. The perspective was zoomed too far out.  

Gotcha. I thought Fog and Cloud both were guys, sorry. 

[Condensation she/her]

Cloud is my littlest sister.

Well, humanoid is right. Or is it . . .

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

I do not dream.

I do not sleep.

I would.

But I don't have eyelids.

You're currently my favorite on the Shard. Every single one of your posts cracks me up, and you're just incredible. I will probably not eat fish for a very long time because of you. Seriously, you're the best. Like, what the heck?

[The One Ring she/her]

@The_Truthwatcher Where do you live? If your okay with sharing it.

[theTruthshaper]

3 hours ago, Evi said:

@The_Truthwatcher Where do you live? If your okay with sharing it.

India.

[Channelknight Fadran]

6 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

You're currently my favorite on the Shard. Every single one of your posts cracks me up, and you're just incredible. I will probably not eat fish for a very long time because of you. Seriously, you're the best. Like, what the heck?

Can I be... eleventh best, or something?

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Can I be... eleventh best, or something?

 Channelknight Fadran 
  DramaQueen's Eleventh Favorite  Has a nice ring to it, don'tcha think.

[Vapor she/her]

2 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Can I be... eleventh best, or something?

Everyone who wants to can be best i suppose

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Can I be... eleventh best, or something?

@I Am A Fish is only the best sometimes. You're the best most of the time. Although, 

3 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

 Channelknight Fadran 
  DramaQueen's Eleventh Favorite  Has a nice ring to it, don'tcha think.

This is very true.

[FriarFritz]

It sounds like some sort of special office. Or maybe a battalion. Yeah, like "DramaQueen's 11th Favourite, Company B, Squad 12. Awarded a Top Hat for bravery and heroic action."

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

"DramaQueen's 11th Favourite, Company B, Squad 12. Awarded a Top Hat for bravery and heroic action."

This needs to become a thing.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

It is now.

I hereby award Channelknight Fadran with a Top Hat for bravery and heroic action. With this award, he now becomes DramaQueen's 11th Favourite, captain of Company B, Squad 12.

[Channelknight Fadran]

On 8/5/2020 at 8:10 PM, DramaQueen said:

It is now.

I hereby award Channelknight Fadran with a Top Hat for bravery and heroic action. With this award, he now becomes DramaQueen's 11th Favourite, captain of Company B, Squad 12.

What will it take to be promoted to tenth favorite? Or second favorite? Or favorite, for that matter?

[Mat he/him]

Are the other 10 spots even taken...?