Most obscure weakness

[Koloss17 She/They]

I wonder what is the most obscure possible epic weakness, with only one qualification. Meaning, he can only die from a teapot, not only die from a teapot in a dark room at two o clock. 

Here’s mine:

A friend, easily having no friends will fix that

a dodo/other extinct animal

a live blobfish

a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

and getting stabbed by a feather.

Are there better, more obscure weaknesses that can be concocted? 

[KBIsASlytherin]

A half sharpened candy cane

[GoWibble he/him]

a papercut

[NameIess]

A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour.

[Koloss17 She/They]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour.

It’s very easy to do something like that, but I’m looking for a one qualification weakness, to make it harder  

[NorthStar she/her]

A pencil that's been sharpened 42 times

[+Invocation]

A tree that has been growing for exactly 436 days.

[orbitz]

An essay that your teacher is actually happy with.

[NameIess]

A sword made out of carpet.

[Lucky MOPper]

drinking water(assuming the Epic has an ability that allows him to not need to drink water)

[ftl]

Icebergs.

The cure for cancer.

[Lucky MOPper]

How much ice for a iceberg?

[BeaverBuster]

a bullet made of aluminum

[Karger he/him]

A free verse poetry writing seminar.

[Soulbinder she/her]

A person 48 years old, 37 days, 39 minutes,38 seconds.

[Aluminum he/him]

getting stabbed through the gallbladder

 

[Emerald_Mage he/him]

Flying through one of the Empire State Building's windows.

[BeaverBuster]

Someone moving at exactly 42 miles per hour. 

[Hen she/her]

 chapstick that's melted in a car and used by 18 other people 

The friendship bracelet of a long lost friend you haven't talked to in... Was it 11 years? 14? 

An email you're sending to a teacher that you've rewritten 30 times. Bonus weakness: Their one word response. 

Edited May 22, 2020 by Hentient

[Mat he/him]

A rock from the bottom of the Mariana Trench formed exactly 2.374628398 Billion years ago that has been melted in a volcano and extracted with tweezers. 

[Experience he/him]

Any non-zero number divided by two until it reaches zero.

[NameIess]

Any substance that everyone except that for you is convinced is your weakness.

[SirWolfe]

-Hearing a puppy yelp while getting their nails cut because the person accidently cut a millimeter too close to the quick.

-Being on the thirteenth floor of the thirteenth building on a street that finished construction on the thirteenth of a month.

[Hen she/her]

A #2 pencil sharpened to a point but when its put to paper the lead snaps. 

[Kings_way he/they]

Being spit in the left eye twice within 4 seconds by a Llama.