Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Greetings, Newcago Court! I have a few questions about your organization; specifically, why would you follow a leader whose name rhymes with Steelfart? There is a foul odor in this thread, and I think I've just discovered the source. That rhyme is no mere coincidence. Steelfart!!!???!?!???!?Excuse me sir, but Queens never ever fart. If there is foul odors, which there is not. I will request more air freshers. Or I'll just make ones out of ice. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 May I, O Gracious and Non-Flatulent Queen? May I send him to the land where it is always retail and never anything but Black Friday?
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 May I, O Gracious and Non-Flatulent Queen? May I send him to the land where it is always retail and never anything but Black Friday?And which land would that be?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Well—it doesn't technically exist. Not in the way you and I do. But under my curse, he would think it was always Black Friday. Imagine: a store filled with self-centered people, old and young, all moving toward him like a horde of zombies chanting, "Elf on the Shelf….Elf on the Shelf….give us Elf on the Shelf…." I shudder just thinking about it!
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Watch it lad, not ALL of us are fools...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) Well—it doesn't technically exist. Not in the way you and I do. But under my curse, he would think it was always Black Friday. Imagine: a store filled with self-centered people, old and young, all moving toward him like a horde of zombies chanting, "Elf on the Shelf….Elf on the Shelf….give us Elf on the Shelf…." I shudder just thinking about it!He said I farted. To a Queen. You may send him.Or at least until he learns his lesson. Edited June 16, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Have you any last words before an eternity of demanding customers and wadded-up clothes, Laughing Fool?
Mailliw73 he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 I accept the Laughing Fool under my protections.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Have you any last words before an eternity of demanding customers and wadded-up clothes, Laughing Fool?Maybe he could be the court jester? Thoughts?
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Isn't he a Mercanary? Who I did not Hire? *Whistles Innocently* 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Isn't he a Mercanary? Who I did not Hire? *Whistles Innocently* What is a mercanary?
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Some one who will do tasks for Awesome Points.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Or, in less-eloquent terms, a minion for hire.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Or, in less-eloquent terms, a minion for hire.A minion.... That may be a good position for him. What does the minion have to do?
Ashiok Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Hey... Elsa? I know you are a queen with a busy court, but you really have to remember things like the Mercs (we about them a little while ago) and also read the other RP threads to get an idea of whats going on outside the courts. Sorry if this sounds like criticism... Edit: I can't spell Edited June 17, 2014 by Ashiok 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Hey... Elsa? I know you are a queen with a busy court, but you really have to remember things like the Mercs (we about them a little while ago) and also read the other RP threads to get an idea of whats going on outside the courts. Sorry if this sounds like criticism... Edit: I can't spell I didn't have a chance to read about that guild. I will go read about them nowThank you for the advice. Edited June 17, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You could always ask one, Queen Elsa. This one is very helpful. 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You could always ask one, Queen Elsa. This one is very helpful. Hahah I love those despicable me minions!!Laughing Fool shall be one of those.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You wish to make Laughing Fool the Helpful Minion of the Newcago Court?
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Miss Contrary shared her popcorn (and a high five) with Joe and Ashiok. This ringside seat was a good place to be. "BT! Keep 'em coming with the beer will you?" As she watched the exchange and righteous indignation rise up from the Newcagoans, she couldn't help a smile. Best break ever.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Laughing fool won't be joining the COurt. He still has a contract with, ah, someone else. Who is not me. I just want to emphasize that.
Laughing Fool he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 My last words? Let them be this: Seek a dietary nutritionist; the flatulence in this Court is unbearable. Also, I look forward to one day working with some of you after my contract queue frees up.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You wish to make Laughing Fool the Helpful Minion of the Newcago Court?Yes. There is no flatulence in the court. It must be purely you, laughing fool.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 *wiping tears from my eyes from all the laughing* Great entertainment, Laughing Fool! Bravo! Whoever contracted you got his money's worth.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Yes. There is no flatulence in the court. It must be purely you, laughing fool. My dearest Queen, are you certain you wish to hire a flatulent minion?
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