The Newcago Court

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

900th Post!!!!!

*pulls out party poppers and streamers*

It hasn't even been a month since we made this thread.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Actually, that's the 901st post. It says so in the Top Right Corner.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Oh, my phone said that mine was. The mobile version is a little different.

[Ashiok]

Its over 9000! (divided by ten)

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Its over 9000! (divided by ten)

Hhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

I can judge. Perhaps Ashiok can judge with me.

*I have a bad feeling about this*

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

I can judge. Perhaps Ashiok can judge with me.

*I have a bad feeling about this*

Excellent. Now it's fair.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Except, the Duel's been postponed. by a Week.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

It will be worth the wait.

[Left he/him]

Yes it will M'queen. I will make sure to put on quite the show for the clans.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Yes it will M'queen. I will make sure to put on quite the show for the clans.

I look forward to it, Sir Leftinch. When will the event be?

[Delightful]

Yes it will M'queen. I will make sure to put on quite the show for the clans.

I suggest a contest of rhyming insults to your names, apart from whatever else you may wish to compete in. This would amuse me greatly.

[Left he/him]

The Duel won't happen till next week, if it happens.

I will be gone all of this week, and quite a lot of next week. I'll do my best to be there, but there are limits to what I can control.

[BreathTaker he/him]

BT walked back into the room with a tray full of drinks. Sodas of all different flavors such as: Orange Dream, Cola, Citrus, Cream, Root Beer, Grapefruit, Strawberry,Watermelon and a strange purple-ish and red soda, Plus a deep amber Pale Ale (IPA, which is what I'm relaxing with right now. ((Deschute's Inversion IPA if you want to know))(((probably not huh?)))) for himself and a refil of the beer TwiLyght was drinking. "What did I miss?" He asked looking at everyone expectantly... "Oh, here are a few of my inventions this one," the strange colored one" Is actually a ruhbabrb tea that I bubbled up, I hope it's good. Please, please help yourselves I have plenty in my brewery," He walked around to all of the Sharders with the tray in one hand and his mug full of beer in the other.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

BT walked back into the room with a tray full of drinks. Sodas of all different flavors such as: Orange Dream, Cola, Citrus, Cream, Root Beer, Grapefruit, Strawberry,Watermelon and a strange purple-ish and red soda, Plus a deep amber Pale Ale (IPA, which is what I'm relaxing with right now. ((Deschute's Inversion IPA if you want to know))(((probably not huh?)))) for himself and a refil of the beer TwiLyght was drinking. "What did I miss?" He asked looking at everyone expectantly... "Oh, here are a few of my inventions this one," the strange colored one" Is actually a ruhbabrb tea that I bubbled up, I hope it's good. Please, please help yourselves I have plenty in my brewery," He walked around to all of the Sharders with the tray in one hand and his mug full of beer in the other.

I'd like to try what you're having BT. 

And incidentally, are you open to subcontracting your delightful brew to the Wafflesworn? We have the usual drinks, but yours look very colorful, and would be a nice addition to the menu.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

BT walked back into the room with a tray full of drinks. Sodas of all different flavors such as: Orange Dream, Cola, Citrus, Cream, Root Beer, Grapefruit, Strawberry,Watermelon and a strange purple-ish and red soda, Plus a deep amber Pale Ale (IPA, which is what I'm relaxing with right now. ((Deschute's Inversion IPA if you want to know))(((probably not huh?)))) for himself and a refil of the beer TwiLyght was drinking. "What did I miss?" He asked looking at everyone expectantly... "Oh, here are a few of my inventions this one," the strange colored one" Is actually a ruhbabrb tea that I bubbled up, I hope it's good. Please, please help yourselves I have plenty in my brewery," He walked around to all of the Sharders with the tray in one hand and his mug full of beer in the other.

The orange dream looks good. I'll have that one please.

[Delightful]

I would just like to point out that this thread is approximately 10 pages longer than the "Hidden Things in The Map of Roshar" thread. We're more like "How do I find that one post in Newcago?". XD

 

That will be all.

Edited June 16, 2014 by Delightful

[Curiosity he/him]

Um… This might get longer than the Ultimate List of Questions for Brandon, the Ultimate thread for judging length.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Hmmmm... I might be interested in such a thing. Here's your drink by the way. What kind of deal are we talking about? Do I get to make special request?

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Hmmmm... I might be interested in such a thing. Here's your drink by the way. What kind of deal are we talking about? Do I get to make special request?

We will carry your brew in every contract that we have - the Observers, NC, the Lords of Chaos, the Featherclan.

What special request do you have?

*drinks up*

I like this. Full flavored.

[Laughing Fool he/him]

Greetings, Newcago Court! I have a few questions about your organization; specifically, why would you follow a leader whose name rhymes with Steelfart?

There is a foul odor in this thread, and I think I've just discovered the source. That rhyme is no mere coincidence.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Of all the nerve! Insulting our fair leader to her face! Stand by while I knit a threatening message into this blanket!

[Laughing Fool he/him]

Ah, excellent. Whilst you are knitting, would you be so kind as to loan me two wads of cotton for my nostrils?

Also, I can't help but notice your member picture is a depiction of a shabby looking police box. A user of such a device strikes me as an unsophisticated bafoon; no wonder he refers to himself as Dr. Who rather than Dr. Whom. James Bond would school that silly Dr. any day.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

For your insolence, I shall strand you in an alternate reality where you have no choice but to work retail....and it is always Black Friday! What saith the Court? Is this a fitting punishment?

[Laughing Fool he/him]

I'm not so sure I'll be so easily dismissed. After all, every Court needs a Fool.

...although it could be argued that this Court is nothing but fools...