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Nice try egghead, but your bribes need to be a bit... cooler.

They need to be about 20% cooler.

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How's this, darling? 

 

Well I appreciate the effort but it would clash dreadfully with my blood red duster. So what say ye to joining and becoming a knight and knitter of the Court?

Edit:sniped by the knave

 

No worries. The beard comes in grey, blond, black, brown, and turquoise for all your knitted-beard-related needs. 

 

Knight and knitter, you say? Will I be permitted to finish my 100% silk Black Mambaaaaaaaa? It's all the rage this season. 

Posted

Oh, I think the Knave just fell in love(:

Yes the black mamba will be very welcome, you might even get royalty to wear it.

Posted

Oh, I think the Knave just fell in love(:

Yes the black mamba will be very welcome, you might even get royalty to wear it.

 

I would be honored to spy my humble knitting draped across the shoulders of our Queen. 

 

FORGET NEWCAGO, LETS YOU AnD ME RUN AWAY AnD FORM A WHOLE NEW CLAN!

Eh. It'll do.

 

Of course, dear. The moment I get my hands on an ever-so-rare Discord lamp. They're impossible to find! 

 

I suppose I'll have to step it up, then. 

 

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As soon as the sisters get back from their kangaroo hunting we can have a knighting ceremony.

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A mere mortal such as yourself could never understand. When two gods declare for the same position in the nerdpantheon scarey things happen. The Duke Chaos appreciates my spunk. Its refreshing after all of your groveling and knee scraping.

 

As for spikes, those are called quills in feather fandom, and Maill has plenty.

I have quills but they do not pierce my body. I wear them as symbols of pride.

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The Fandom Monster feels no love except when it creates more pain. As her follower, I do the same.

Hey there, Twylight. Have you felt a Featherspear before? No? Allow me to introduce you. *stabs through the gut with Featherspear

Romance between Newcagoans, particularly with the Knave cannot be permitted.

Posted

"And you wonder why Quiver seceded. I'm rude, but I don't attack people in their own thread, especially so EVILY. The thing is, it won't be as fun to turture you as it was with Contrary. "

With a sigh, the Scholar proceeded to force grab the featherDolt, spiked him four times, pulsed lightning, teleported to the special room, and equiped the dual torturing lense.

"Nothing like the smell of roasted warmongers in the morning"

 

*several hours passed*

 

A box packed in ice was loaded onto a truck and sent over to the featherNest. Postage on delivery.

Posted (edited)

I told you, I have Divine Breaths. True,you just used one up. But I'M BAAAACK! :P

I apologize, Twylight, but Quiver couldn't be allowed to pass on his traitorous genes. Any relationship he enters is a danger to us all.

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I told you, I have Divine Breaths. True,you just used one up. But I'M BAAAACK!

The thing is, I didn't kill you. That's the point. We're all almost immortal, but none of us are invulnerable. If you lost a Dbreath, its your own fault for coming back so quickly after being treated like that.

Posted

One Divine Breath isn't all that much when you see my store of abilities. Thank you for the knowledge that I'm immortal,head scholar. That's good to know.

Posted

............I've had enough.......... Newcago, in the absence of the Princesses, I declare the silent treatment on the 12 year old feather tip Maillw73.

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When two gods declare for the same position in the nerdpantheon scarey things happen. The Duke Chaos appreciates my spunk.

I do? I don't know what I've done for you to imply that :P

And you are hardly divine.

But the guild bank isn't immune to thieves :ph34r: :ph34r:

I'm the Lord Ruler. Hiding my wealth is kind of a thing that I am great at.

Posted

The silent treatment? And I'm twelve? ;)

Leftinch, and everyone else, I hope you know that anything I say in here in character is just that. My character. I don't actually have any hard feelings towards Leftinch or any others.

Posted

 

What about The Song that Never Ends

Yeah, too cruel even for me.

 

Don't worry 'bout it Maill, if everything on here was true me and Contrary really would hate each other.

Posted (edited)

Just wanted to make sure.

Mailliw was annoyed at the audacity of Leftinch and decided to leave Newcago for now. But he would be back, oh yes he would. And when he returned, Newcago would fear.

Nope, nothing there.

Edited by Mailliw73
Posted (edited)

(((A few jabs between friends don't frighten me. I grew up with a brother and his friends who would sit around calling each other stupid. :P Plus, I'm from the Northwest, where our coffee-fueled rants can last for days.)))

 

I suppose that rules out the Barney theme song, too….

Edited by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
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And you are hardly divine.

To defy divinity is to defy the 17th ammendment. "All those who are nerd enough to post geeky titles in the Title box, and proceed to use them wisely, fairly, and live up to them, will have those titles granted unto them. All those who fight against this will be turned into rutabaga".

Posted

To defy divinity is to defy the 17th ammendment. "All those who are nerd enough to post geeky titles in the Title box, and proceed to use them wisely, fairly, and live up to them, will have those titles granted unto them. All those who fight against this will be turned into rutabaga".

You must have a different Constitution than I do :P Regardless, it doesn't pertain here.

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I was about to write Anarcist, but I realized that it would probably be a compliment.

Somebody better go get Rubix to go fix Chaos, the Chaos rabble won't know what to do with a Rutabega ruler.

Posted

As soon as the sisters get back from their kangaroo hunting we can have a knighting ceremony.

We are back from the hunting of kangaroos! :)

We also caught a echidna :D

Now, your knighting ceremony?

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Yes, my Queen. Leftinch said I might be made Knight and Knitter. If it pleases the Queen, I shall give unto her a gift. The BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAA, hand knitted from pure silk. (Every single ONE of those A's is necessary.) 

 

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