+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 You're friendly with the Lords of Chaos. I torture Heralds. (that's seriously creepy to write). Shall we call it even? However, regarding: the Lords of Chaos. I would hope and expect that you will not again abandon Newcago, your clan's birthplace, which has been so gracious to you and offered you exclusive catering rights, when war comes. We cannot accept the instability of caterers who may leave or attempt to poison us at a moments notice. In times of peace of course you may serve who and what you please. But I must know where you stand in event of war. If it is not with Newcago, we may have to renegotiate our generous contract. Yes, of course, we will call it even. I just want to correct something: I am friendly with The Lord of Chaos, and am a member of the Lords of Chaos. As far as renegotiation is concerned, you must accept that war is a constant in the life of one devoted to Chaos and Disruption as we are. But for the sake of old allegiances, we will continue the supply, but set a limit in the event of war. In times of peace, you may request most anything, and we will strive to accommodate, but in time of war, our supplies will be rationed, and we must choose sides. Regardless of the side we choose, the supply will continue at a set rate for every member for Newcago, to avoid starvation, but any special requests will be denied. As far as poisoning is concerned, your head scholar has already proven himself immune to one poison. We cannot promise not to attempt, especially when our spiked kitchen staff are compelled by TLR. We can only promise to give an antidote should an unfortunate batch find itself on your doorstep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 You are very much welcome, Princess Delightful. It was my pleasure as you were craving for them while browsing through Joke Profile Pics. And on strange hobbies, I am merely concerned at this turn of events. As you know it starts with hobbies. Hobbies lead to habits. And habits...when bad...can disrupt a peaceful life...or in this case, a peaceful kingdom. Welcome back to Newcago, Wafflesworn. We have missed you and your waffles greatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Welcome back to Newcago, Wafflesworn. We have missed you and your waffles greatly. We have created a batch of The Queen's Special for you, Your Majesty. Our contract is reinstated, with conditions as per discussion with Princess High Imperial Delightful. However, as we are now creatures of Chaos, we have turned over the castle kitchens to the culinary dabbling of your Head Scholar. We will deliver, for now, and set up a large tent outside of your castle for preparations. Please make your requests. We will accommodate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 We have created a batch of The Queen's Special for you, Your Majesty. Our contract is reinstated, with conditions as per discussion with Princess High Imperial Delightful. However, as we are now creatures of Chaos, we have turned over the castle kitchens to the culinary dabbling of your Head Scholar. We will deliver, for now, and set up a large tent outside of your castle for preparations. Please make your requests. We will accommodate. Thank you. I do love your Queen Special. What do you mean you have turned over the castle kitchens to the culinary dabbling of my Head Scholar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Thank you. I do love your Queen Special. What do you mean you have turned over the castle kitchens to the culinary dabbling of my Head Scholar? Didn't you notice the change in menu when we withdrew our services? Instead of amazing, mouth watering waffles and tea and other sumptuous food to match, you were served Scholar Steak, Book Rice, and Studious Spaghetti. These were all due to the fact that your Head Scholar went to the kitchens and devoted one hour (as he said) of his time to preparing the food. A loyal servant, Master Leftinch is. We have scrapped the Schwaffles from the menu as it had the awful side effect of creating a Cook out of a Head Scholar. Amazing disruption of the job description. I should ask Chaos for a bonus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Didn't you notice the change in menu when we withdrew our services? Instead of amazing, mouth watering waffles and tea and other sumptuous food to match, you were served Scholar Steak, Book Rice, and Studious Spaghetti. These were all due to the fact that your Head Scholar went to the kitchens and devoted one hour (as he said) of his time to preparing the food. A loyal servant, Master Leftinch is. We have scrapped the Schwaffles from the menu as it had the awful side effect of creating a Cook out of a Head Scholar. Amazing disruption of the job description. I should ask Chaos for a bonus. Well Leftinch was very kind to make those meals for me. What are schwaffles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yes, he was. Like I said....a side effect. These are Scwaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yes, he was. Like I said....a side effect. These are Scwaffles. So by scrapping scwaffles, will there be some more new items on the menu now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 There's always another recipe. Any requests? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Anything with chocolate. Imagine creating a waffle that looks like me Edited June 8, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erai Sedai Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 mmmmmm chocolate waffles with chocolate sauce..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Anything with Chocolate makes a Queen happy Had to add this in... Edited June 8, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 No doubt Elsa was compelled to steel hearts to one day afford the most expensive chocolate in the world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 No doubt Elsa was compelled to steel hearts to one day afford the most expensive chocolate in the world. Milk chocolate. yes. The most expensive kind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Anything with chocolate. Imagine creating a waffle that looks like me We can't do that, milady.If we create something that looks like you, you'll break your teeth. It will be waffles cold as ice and hard as steel. We're dropping the S and calling this a Chwaffle instead. A crisp waffle dipped in rich white chocolate then dried to dip in another layer of milk chocolate. A double-layered chocowaffle sensation. You could say Quiv will love this since he's dual-natured, too. Served with tiny marshmallows, a drizzle of dark choco syrup and m&ms. Edited June 8, 2014 by Quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 We can't do that, milady. If we create something that looks like you, you'll break your teeth. It will be waffles cold as ice and hard as steel. We're dropping the S and calling this a Chwaffle instead. A crisp waffle dipped in rich white chocolate then dried to dip in another layer of milk chocolate. A double-layered chocowaffle sensation. You could say Quiv will love this since he's dual-natured, too. Served with tiny marshmallows, a drizzle of dark choco syrup and m&ms. The Chwaffle sounds amazing!! I would love to have a batch please. Chocolate is what makes a Queen happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 The Chwaffle sounds amazing!! I would love to have a batch please. Chocolate is what makes a Queen happy. *serves* Here it is. A small note though. Sometimes the Chwaffle thinks it's a Quaffle, so try not to have hoops near your plate or these will just jump through them. Bon appetit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 *serves* Here it is. A small note though. Sometimes the Chwaffle thinks it's a Quaffle, so try not to have hoops near your plate or these will just jump through them. Bon appetit! Thank you. It looks amazing.If there's anything you and your Wafflesworn need, just ask I have truly missed these waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 You could say Quiv will love this since he's dual-natured, too. Ouch. A small note though. Sometimes the Chwaffle thinks it's a Quaffle, so try not to have hoops near your plate or these will just jump through them. Do the Wafflesworn have Beaters? And the Weasley twins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Do the Wafflesworn have Beaters? And the Weasley twins? We have beaters - manual and electric - for our waffle batter. But not for the occasional Bludger that comes our way when we cater to a Quidditch match. I'm afraid we only have half of the Weasley Twin now, and he loves donuts, not waffles because he's Holey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 We have beaters - manual and electric - for our waffle batter. But not for the occasional Bludger that comes our way when we cater to a Quidditch match. I'm afraid we only have half of the Weasley Twin now, and he loves donuts, not waffles because he's Holey. Ohmigosh that was bad. PS I think you mean half of the Weasley Twins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Ohmigosh that was bad. PS I think you mean half of the Weasley Twins. Yes that was what I meant. Typing up responses on my phone doesn't normally result in good spelling, but I try.On the joke, just following tradition. After all there is a whole world of ear-filled humor, and they chose Holey. Apologies, milady. Edited June 8, 2014 by Quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yes that was what I meant. Typing up responses on my phone doesn't normally result in good spelling, but I try. On the joke, just following tradition. After all there is a whole world of ear-filled humor, and they chose Holey. Apologies, milady. Half of a Weasley twin just sounds messy....or Hemalurgically involved, I don't want to do that to poor Gred and Forge. Oh I think we can blame JK Rowling for that one. No need to apologise . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Rogue Elsa titles, anyone? Elsa, Steeler of Hearts, Winterthief, Frostpainter, the Midnight Chill, Hoarder of Chocolate, Bandit of Newcago and Queen of the Seventeenth Forest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Rogue Elsa titles, anyone? Elsa, Steeler of Hearts, Winterthief, Frostpainter, the Midnight Chill, Hoarder of Chocolate, Bandit of Newcago and Queen of the Seventeenth Forest. Queen of the Seventeenth Forest might be pushing it, Knave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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