Ashiok Posted May 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 We make everything! Especially tea and waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 *brings out the silver trays and the fancy tea sets* Nothing is too good for The Wafflesworn. *hands in a vial of waffle secret ingredient to Ashiok* "Use it well." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Where did you find this Wafflerasium? It isn't supposed to exist anymore! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Do we have a logo? We need one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) Where did you find this Wafflerasium? It isn't supposed to exist anymore! The Wafflerasium does not exist in this world, but exists in abundance in other places in the Cosmere. The other waffle kitchens were kind enough to provide me with one in my travels. Do we have a logo? We need one Yes, we do. Why don't we ask Awesomeness Summoned to make one for us? And Awesomeness' avatar is a waffle! -- Do you remember this Welcome Waffle? Edited May 24, 2014 by quitecontrary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 We must find a way to honor quitecontrary for her contributions to our cause. Tell me Cook Contrary, what title dost thou crave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I would be honored if you would bequeth me with the title "Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens". I sooo love to order kitchen staff around, especially the novices and Accepted sent for punishment. *rubs hands with glee* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I would be honored if you would bequeth me with the title "Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens". I sooo love to order kitchen staff around, especially the novices and Accepted sent for punishment. *rubs hands with glee* I, Kobold King, Highprince of Cutlery and Faerie Monarch of the Wafflesworn, hereby bequeth the title of "Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens" unto quitecontrary, so that she might reign with totalitarian dominion waffle-born wisdom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 *bows to receive title bequest* Thank you, our dear Highprince of Cutlery! This is a great honor. I shall endeavor to have the kitchen staff perpetually scurrying about. Let us waffle all and sundry with our exemplary culinary styles and whilst waffling, convince them to bow down to our everlasting gourmet cuisine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Let it be recorded on the 24th of may. *Hands out flimsy certificate* Congratulations Miss Mary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Thank you, Leftinch! Are you sure you're not of The Observer's Guild? You feel awfully like a Hoidstorian to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 "No! Those panda smelling observers get grease everywhere from all those silly snacks they eat while 'observing' us. I am just the head scholar, wasing the servant of the Delightful Princess, and knight of the Court." After this the Headscholar humphed off, repeating "I am offend!" again and again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Hmmm. Scholarly pursuits must make one so sensitive and quite contrary. On the other hand, kitchen duty must have made me too sharp like the knives I wield at all times. "Master Leftinch!! Come back! A special waffle for you." The Schwaffle The waffle specially made for scholars who follow Princesses who speak High Imperial.Perfectly Light and golden, made crisp and thin, this waffle is inspired by the pages of books scholars are never without. Sweetened with honey, it's topped with fresh mango slices from the tropics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 After unsuccessfully trying to make it look like he hadn't heard, the HS reluctantly came back a grabbed the waffle. First the nibble, than the bite, then swallowing the rest of it whole because of the intense pleasure. "Umm.....Miss Mary....could you possibly leave a copy of that recipe by the archives sometime before dinner time. Please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Ok... I leave for one day... and the Newcago court thread has become excessively large... Can somebody summarize what happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Did someone just ask for a Summerization!? I think that equates to a call for scholarly help!!! Basically I became the official head Scholar and a knight of lady Delightful, and through her, Queen Elsa. aside from that we've just been enjoying the fruits of thine kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Tell me more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Several new recipes were discovered for waffles, such as the "Turncoat". Queen Elsa has large new stores of Investure through me. And a huge-highstorm-looking thing is approaching. Kobold King is constructing a bunker in the middle of the room because he has no faith in the powers of the Queen and Princess. And there is a tax of an upvote for all uses of the High Scholar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Several new recipes were discovered for waffles, such as the "Turncoat". Queen Elsa has large new stores of Investure through me. And a huge-highstorm-looking thing is approaching. Kobold King is constructing a bunker in the middle of the room because he has no faith in the powers of the Queen and Princess. And there is a tax of an upvote for all uses of the High Scholar. Taxes? Maybe we could work out an... arrangement. * slips Leftinch an oatmeal cookie under the counter. * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 *Makes sure the cookie lacks chocolate chips and raisins* We might be able to come up with something since your favored Kobold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Master Leftinch, here is a takeout for you *hands over a box of Schwaffles* *whispers conspiratorially* "The recipe is inside." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Ah, thank you so very much Miss Marry. *Replying conspiratorially* "I'll dig up a couple of awesome things in the archives for you, whenever you want them" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) That signature needs some shrinking, Leftinch. And oooooh, Archive Secrets!!!! Can I have some, pretty please? I would like to request, but I don't where to begin. The wealth of information you must have access to! -- And you're very much welcome. An adjustment to our yearly taxes would be very appreciated. In exchange for the fair treatment, we will gift you with our one-of-a-kind specials (with recipes, of course) for your documentation. After all, the key to the understanding and cataloging of a recipe is in the tasting, yes? Edited May 25, 2014 by quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Yes, it does. I've filed a request and it is pending. How about this one, The Kobold King is Oalof's brother. The trolls tried to make him so that he knew what Australia felt like, but it didn't go very well, and thus the Kobold was created. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I swear my allegiance to all thing Waffles and Tea. I shall join you, o wonderful connoisseurs as the storyteller of waffle legends. You want stories? Tales of great wars fought over the Golden Skillet for the men and boys. For the women and girls, the entire legend of Tia and her romance with the tea brewer Soser. Wondrous stories of strange lands and waffles. Of the mythical Sirop sea and the strange Pankak people. I know all stories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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