The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant

[Canada Lover]

3 minutes ago, TheOokla929 said:

Variations on Stew intensifies, this time in a minor key conveying a slightly annoyed tone. 

 

 

The waiter sensed The Soundtrack wanted some regular stew. They went back to start making it.

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

@Canada Lover

@TheOokla929

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I have been running the restaurant in your short absence. We have a new customer now!

7 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor nodded to Ash, then shuffled over to the new customer.

“The Metalborn Snap, he is very good for waking up. Do you want one?”

@Ookla the Prehistoric

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Fr stood outside the building. The happy Inqisitor, that would be a site. He walked in.

[Lunamor she/her]

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You guys can do whatever you want besides making major changes to the restaurant

Also, if I am not posting, that’s probably because I’m trying to avoid making Lunamor hold multiple conversations at once

@TheOokla929

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

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Sorry I’ll post tmrw gotta go to bed haha

 

[Canada Lover]

7 hours ago, OokIa the Believer said:

Fr stood outside the building. The happy Inqisitor, that would be a site. He walked in.

The Waiter poked their head out of the kitchen. They quickly ran out.

"Hello sir, what would you like today?"

[Argenti he/him]

9 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

The waiter brought out the drink to @Ookla the Silver.

 

He looks at it with disgust 
"IS THIS CHULL RAW!??!??!"
 

He grabs a spanread and starts sending a letter.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

19 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor nodded to Ash, then shuffled over to the new customer.

“The Metalborn Snap, he is very good for waking up. Do you want one?”

“Uhh… yeah.”

 

Edited November 29, 2023 by Ookla the Prehistoric

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

3 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

The Waiter poked their head out of the kitchen. They quickly ran out.

"Hello sir, what would you like today?"

“Food. And a bed.” Fr said.

[NameIess]

The Dreamsmith walked into the restaurant and approached Lunamor, an unreadable expression on his face. "I want a job."

@Lunamor

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

“Uhh… yeah.”

“Wonderful. I will bring this drink soon.”

39 minutes ago, Ookla the Name-Stolen said:

The Dreamsmith walked into the restaurant and approached Lunamor, an unreadable expression on his face. "I want a job."

@Lunamor

Lunamor turned to head into the kitchen, but stopped and swiveled on his heel to face yet another new person. Had the Shin Saloon closed down and sent all of its customers and employees here? Well, Lunamor had little reason to complain.

”A job?”

Lunamor looked him up and down.

”The Happy Inquisitor needs more waiters.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“Wonderful. I will bring this drink soon.”

Lunamor turned to head into the kitchen, but stopped and swiveled on his heel to face yet another new person. Had the Shin Saloon closed down and sent all of its customers and employees here? Well, Lunamor had little reason to complain.

”A job?”

Lunamor looked him up and down.

”The Happy Inquisitor needs more waiters.”

"Thank you..." Elan says, then passes out.

[Argenti he/him]

The man rips off his wig and pulls out a clipboard.
"I am the health inspector"

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Thank you..." Elan says, then passes out.

He nudges him with his foot "Thats a violation"

[NameIess]

56 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor turned to head into the kitchen, but stopped and swiveled on his heel to face yet another new person. Had the Shin Saloon closed down and sent all of its customers and employees here? Well, Lunamor had little reason to complain.

”A job?”

Lunamor looked him up and down.

”The Happy Inquisitor needs more waiters.”

The Dreamsmith grinned, mechanical jaw puffing out a burst of steam. “That’s exactly the job I was going to apply for. I desperately need the experience.”

[Lunamor she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Name-Stolen said:

The Dreamsmith grinned, mechanical jaw puffing out a burst of steam. “That’s exactly the job I was going to apply for. I desperately need the experience.”

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

The man rips off his wig and pulls out a clipboard.
"I am the health inspector"

He nudges him with his foot "Thats a violation"

Lunamor smiled at the fabrial-like man.

“Great! So, what qualifications do you…”

He heard a man dramatically speaking behind him. Something about a violation?

The health inspector.

”You know what? Here’s an apron. I’ll fill you in later.”

Lunamor shoved the article of clothing into the new hire’s arms and hurried over to the health inspector. He adjusted his apron and not-so-surreptitiously brushed off some oddly glowing crumbs.

“Hello sir! I am Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor, welcome to The Happy Inquisitor. How can I help you today?”

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor smiled at the fabrial-like man.

“Great! So, what qualifications do you…”

He heard a man dramatically speaking behind him. Something about a violation?

The health inspector.

”You know what? Here’s an apron. I’ll fill you in later.”

"Great! I'll get started right away." The Dreamsmith put on his apron and walked off to go look for customers in need of help.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

7 hours ago, OokIa the Believer said:

“Food. And a bed.” Fr said.

My name is Fr by the way. It is a pleasure to meet you.” Fr held out his hand. @Canada Lover

Edited November 29, 2023 by OokIa the Believer

[Argenti he/him]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor smiled at the fabrial-like man.

“Great! So, what qualifications do you…”

He heard a man dramatically speaking behind him. Something about a violation?

The health inspector.

”You know what? Here’s an apron. I’ll fill you in later.”

Lunamor shoved the article of clothing into the new hire’s arms and hurried over to the health inspector. He adjusted his apron and not-so-surreptitiously brushed off some oddly glowing crumbs.

“Hello sir! I am Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor, welcome to The Happy Inquisitor. How can I help you today?”

"I have some... concerns. May I see your kitchen?"

[Lunamor she/her]

15 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"I have some... concerns. May I see your kitchen?"

“Sure.”

Lunamor led the inspector to the back of the restaurant, pushing open a set of double doors. Inside, it was a confusing mix of organized and chaotic. A wide variety of ingredients lined the shelves, neatly tucked into place; mysterious vials that glittered, glowed, and smoked. In one corner, there was a vat of some sort with an odor reminiscent of freshly baked cookies. Little glints of metal floated within it. Rows of impeccably maintained stoves and ovens filled the room, but left plenty of space for maneuvering. There was also, of course, a sink. Lunamor wasn’t about to give his customers food poisoning.

But there were also burn marks adorning the walls. Oddly colored stains that Lunamor couldn’t figure out how to remove. Something that smelled like it was rotting, but out of sight. A distant dripping noise. One could have sworn that they saw movement within the murky liquid of a polished vial.

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

“Sure.”

Lunamor led the inspector to the back of the restaurant, pushing open a set of double doors. Inside, it was a confusing mix of organized and chaotic. A wide variety of ingredients lined the shelves, neatly tucked into place; mysterious vials that glittered, glowed, and smoked. In one corner, there was a vat of some sort with an odor reminiscent of freshly baked cookies. Little glints of metal floated within it. Rows of impeccably maintained stoves and ovens filled the room, but left plenty of space for maneuvering. There was also, of course, a sink. Lunamor wasn’t about to give his customers food poisoning.

But there were also burn marks adorning the walls. Oddly colored stains that Lunamor couldn’t figure out how to remove. Something that smelled like it was rotting, but out of sight. A distant dripping noise. One could have sworn that they saw movement within the murky liquid of a polished vial.

He wrinkles his nose and walks up to the sink, Taps on it and says "When did you get your plumbing checked?"

[Lunamor she/her]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

He wrinkles his nose and walks up to the sink, Taps on it and says "When did you get your plumbing checked?"

“Our plumbing? He has not been checked.”

Lunamor nervously shifted.

”Was he supposed to be checked?”

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Ash finished off her White, relishing the buzzing sensation in her gut that hid the memories for the time being. she called over the new waiter. and asked for another round. 

@Ookla the Name-Stolen

[Argenti he/him]

12 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“Our plumbing? He has not been checked.”

Lunamor nervously shifted.

”Was he supposed to be checked?”

"Is this the sibling? Or Is this an add-on?"

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Silver said:

"Is this the sibling? Or Is this an add-on?"

“Both. The Sibiling had plumbing, but I made the sink. He is very state-of-the-art.”

Lunamor proudly puffed up his chest.

[Argenti he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

“Both. The Sibiling had plumbing, but I made the sink. He is very state-of-the-art.”

Lunamor proudly puffed up his chest.

"Can I see form... let's see... Plumbing-23-B? That's the form for plumbing add ons."

[Lunamor she/her]

37 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"Can I see form... let's see... Plumbing-23-B? That's the form for plumbing add ons."

Lunamor narrowed his eyes. No one had told him about any forms. Who had sent this inspector?

”I have not filled this out.”