The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

12 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

"Oh, we have some food. Stew and cookies! Would you like something that...didn't mysteriously fly in through the window? And as for drinks, we've got lots that's way better than dragon pee. I...don't actually think dragon pee is safe to drink, and I was told not to let you folks die."

"Yeah im pretty sure my stomach is still eating itself, so could I have some uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhstew? And water?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar started singing a song about the end of time.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"What kind? We have Exploding, Solid, Talking, Awakened, Color Changing, Luminous, Chouta, Cookie, and Plain flavors (Horn free options available, Awakened Stew costs one breath). We also have chouta, pancakes (all ten types from Yeddaw), cookies (completely spike-free...maybe), and cake (boot, pineapple, carrot, and others.) So, what do you want?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

"What kind? We have Exploding, Solid, Talking, Awakened, Color Changing, Luminous, Chouta, Cookie, and Plain flavors (Horn free options available, Awakened Stew costs one breath). We also have chouta, pancakes (all ten types from Yeddaw), cookies (completely spike-free...maybe), and cake (boot, pineapple, carrot, and others.) So, what do you want?"

"Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awakened?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I would Luminous and color changing soup, and can they be combined to create luminous color changing soup?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled and then started the ballad of Bo and Ro.

[NameIess]

The old man sniffed and picked up his record player, making it disappear into his coat. "Well, I have places to be. I'll leave the story here." He hobbled out the door.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

38 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awakened?"

"Sure thing! That'll be one Breath."

37 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I would Luminous and color changing soup, and can they be combined to create luminous color changing soup?"

"I'm not sure, let me ask the chef." Radiant shouted into the back room. "Hey, Luna! Can this guy get luminous color changing soup? Also, I've got an order for some Awakened stew."

@Lunamor

Edited May 11, 2022 by DramaQueen

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

"Sure thing! That'll be one Breath."

"Okay! 'My life to yours, my Breath become yours.' Any other expenses?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I would also like to order some pineapple pizza if it's at all possible.'

[Lunamor she/her]

5 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

"I'm not sure, let me ask the chef." Radiant shouted into the back room. "Hey, Luna! Can this guy get luminous color changing soup? Also, I've got an order for some Awakened stew."

@Lunamor

“Hmm… I suppose I can make this stew. He might become at risk of spontaneous combustion, but there is no progress without danger!”

He disappeared back into the kitchen, which soon began to flash as if filled with disco balls and stained windows.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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The war has begun

Wizard tried to think of how he wanted the story to start.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

6 hours ago, Sequence said:

"Okay! 'My life to yours, my Breath become yours.' Any other expenses?"

"Nope, that should be it! It'll be done in a sec."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

14 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smiled and then started the ballad of Bo and Ro.

sing it!

Foklasfag walked in, on his break from the Museum of Cryptics.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Sing it," Belched Wizard.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

sing it!

Foklasfag walked in, on his break from the Museum of Cryptics.

Thaidakar smiled then continued to sing, "THE BALLAD OF BO AND RO!"

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor emerged from the kitchen, proudly holding two bowls of stew. One looked perfectly regular. Well, still as superior as Lunamor’s stews when compared to all others, but relatively plain in terms of The Happy Inquisitor’s typical fare. 

The other bowl looked almost as if it had been infused with Stormlight, shimmering with all colors of the visible spectrum. It’s hue was rather unpredictable in nature, sometimes gently fading to another, other times violently flashing between pigments. 

He proudly set both dishes down in front of the lucky customer. As their contents sloshed slightly from the jolt of hitting the counter, it became apparent that Lunamor had put some glitter in the colorful stew. It was quite a generous amount. The remnants could be seen dusting his apron.

@The Wandering Wizard

14 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I would also like to order some pineapple pizza if it's at all possible.'

Lunamor furrowed his brows upon hearing this.

”Pineapple… pizza? I know nothing of this thing. This dish, is he some type of stew? Perhaps something like a waffle or pancake?”

Edited May 12, 2022 by Lunamor

[Guest]

*You hear "DON'T DO IT!! ITS DISGUSTING!" From another dimension.*

(The pineapple pizza, not the stew.)

Edited May 12, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard stared into the mesmerizing stew and the only picture that could describe it was

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Indeed." One of the people said.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard stuffed his face into the soup and started slurping it up.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag looked up. "May I have a menue?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I believe there is one on page one," bubbled wizard as the soup bowl was nearly endless.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"I would like a boot-flavored cake and an exploding shake."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"Luna! One boot cake, one exploding shake!" Radiant turned to the customer with a smile. "Coming right up!"