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11 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor shook his head, smiling slightly. He moved to retreat back into the kitchen, but then halted to point at Zeoy and Radiant. 

“You. Do not let customers die.”

He then resumed his journey into the back of the restaurant.

@Zephrun's Imperium

@DramaQueen

Thaidakar smiled and then asked one of the other customers, "want to hear a story?"

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On 4/7/2022 at 9:25 AM, Lunamor said:

Lunamor shook his head, smiling slightly. He moved to retreat back into the kitchen, but then halted to point at Zeoy and Radiant. 

“You. Do not let customers die.”

He then resumed his journey into the back of the restaurant.

@Zephrun's Imperium

@DramaQueen

"Awwh..." Radiant pouted. "But that's what makes it fun!"

Posted
1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

"Awwh..." Radiant pouted. "But that's what makes it fun!"

"I have died before and been told what it feels like to die and it is rather painful."

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

“Uhhhh sir? I just repaired that door.”

"I can fix the door." Cried Wizard as he waved his staff and the door was fixed.

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An old, wizened man walked into the room. leaning heavily on his staff. He had a long white beard and basically every single other 'wise mentor' trait you could imagine. "What's this about a story? I could tell a few of those. After I get a drink, of course."

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The old man nodded. "Yes. I highly doubt Thom ever told that story. Now, if one of you young whippersnappers would be so kind as to get me a drink, I'd be more than happy to tell you a real story. One that I can guarantee none of you have ever heard."

Posted (edited)

"I believe that the servers have long fled the establishment and the chef went into the back sometime ago and hasn't come out."

@Nameless do you have long mustaches?

Edited by The Wandering Wizard
Posted

The old man nodded. "Can't see them very well under all the rest of my enormous white beard, but yes. Why do you ask? A pity about the servers. Perhaps one of you lot could run into the back and find me something to drink?"

Posted

"I'll see if I can find the horneater white," replied Wizard. "Or I could get some distiled dragon pee as that might be stronger than horneater white." Not really dragon pee just a name brand.

Posted

Wizard's nose becomes and snout and he sniffs for the expensive ale. "Found it. Here's a whole bottle for you Nameless." Pulls out a jug of dragon pee and starts drinking.

Posted

"Oh, I'm not Nameless. My name's- well, my name is something different." The old man sipped his ale appreciatively. "Yum. I do enjoy some good ale. And that song's not half bad either."

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