The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

this was way back in the day, almost two years ago now, but the four of us were the main posters on this thread, oh the stuff we did it was awesome.

Yeah it was.

[Frustration]

35 minutes ago, Ookla the Boomerang said:

Yeah it was.

Sequel time!

After being trained by Kelsier [I don't remember if the penguin had a name, I'm going to call him Bowser after his father] Bowser, a Mistborn penguin set out to defeat the man who had killed his father, Inactivity.

[Experience he/him]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

You know what, I'm bringing the band back together.

@Ookla the Enthralled @Ookla the Boomerang r.i.p. @Feruchemical Bowser

rip

15 hours ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

this was way back in the day, almost two years ago now, but the four of us were the main posters on this thread, oh the stuff we did it was awesome.

Man, how was that two years ago?!

 

50 minutes ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

Sequel time!

After being trained by Kelsier [I don't remember if the penguin had a name, I'm going to call him Bowser after his father] Bowser, a Mistborn penguin set out to defeat the man who had killed his father, Inactivity.

The problem was that Inactivity could only be found when you weren't doing anything, so Bowser couldn't go looking for him.

[Frustration]

Just now, Ookla the Enthralled said:

The problem was that Inactivity could only be found when you weren't doing anything, so Bowser couldn't go looking for him.

Resigned Bowser desided to play a game of cards with his father's friends

"Go fish anyone?"

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

Resigned Bowser desided to play a game of cards with his father's friends

"Go fish anyone?"

Bowser didn't think about the fact that his father's friends were fish, so they got angry and left. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

ooof

 

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Enthralled said:

Bowser didn't think about the fact that his father's friends were fish, so they got angry and left. 

This upset Bowser greatly so he went to find his brother a feruchemist Panda.

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

This upset Bowser greatly so he went to find his brother a feruchemist Panda.

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Oh man. 

Bowser found him immediately, as he was just an alternate personality from his past.

[Frustration]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Enthralled said:

Bowser found him immediately, as he was just an alternate personality from his past.

Though neither of them reaslized this.

they struck up conversation, speaking of better times.

Edited December 15, 2021 by Ookla the Frustrated

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

Meanwhile, Hoid

fell over dead, from ten thousand and sixteen consecutive heart attacks

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Boomerang chortles at Hoid's misfortune.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth screamed, and ran over Boomerang with his car.

[Quivil]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Frustrated said:

Um alright, is it any good?

I haven't read it yet. The first book is my favorite book.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Szeths car bounces off ofBoomerangs aura of pure epicness and Szeth explodes.

[Frustration]

Frustration turns Szeth into Legos puts him back together and then turns him back into a human.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Boomerang applauds Frustrations frustrating amount of skill.

*chortles*

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Boomerang said:

Boomerang applauds Frustrations frustrating amount of skill.

*chortles*

*chortles happily in reply*

*grabs the mic and wipes two years of dust off of it*

*begins narrating the chaos happening to live home audiance*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth walked over to Boomerang, ripped out his heart, and ate it.

[Frustration]

"And the violence is escilating rappidly folks, please cover your childrens eyes, this is going to get reeeeal!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth grinned, blood dripping from his mouth.

[Frustration]

*makes Szeth a vampire*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth started running around, drinking peoples’ blood.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor decided to leave and never come back.

Spoiler

 

[Frustration]

Just now, Ookla the Stressed said:

Vapor decided to leave and never come back.

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Frustration decided to prank Vapor by forcing them to come back.