The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You certain?

I just saw a massive horde of ravens, crows, and magpies.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Notes the broken clock on my wall. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Thuds down on the floor dead.*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*watches an owl fly over my house*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This thread is weird.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It's not even the weirdest though

[Telrao she/her]

Trulio *refuses to knock wood, then kicks over a tombstone* Yeah, nothing bad'll ever happen!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m sure there are much weirder threads, though I have yet to find them. 

[Immortal Platypus]

57 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

You certain?

I just saw a massive horde of ravens, crows, and magpies.

were they going right to left or left to right

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'm so confused.

I swear this thread goes through like a generation of life every week

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I made people start listing all the things that cause bad luck that they can

It does go quite quickly here.

Remember when it was riddles for a while?

[Immortal Platypus]

I love riddles! what pages were those on?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A while ago.

I can tell you the last one that never got solved.

A man is lying dead in a forest, why is he dead?

[Telrao she/her]

Ooooooooooo riddles - can we revive that?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Remember when it was riddles for a while?

Yeah

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

A man is lying dead in a forest, why is he dead?

We never solved it??

Dang. This one was hard

[Immortal Platypus]

The forest collapsed on him, obviously. (For those of you who it wasn't obvious, see @NerdyAarakocra's signature.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

Dang. This one was hard

I finally solved it and I can torture you all with it 

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

The forest collapsed on him, obviously. (For those of you who it wasn't obvious, see @NerdyAarakocra's signature.

Nope!

Edited November 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

A man is lying dead in a forest, why is he dead?

He's not. He's lying.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I finally solved it and I can torture you all with it 

Nope!

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[Immortal Platypus]

of course my answer is write. You're only allowed to read this riddle once. Another good one is, "A plane crashes directly on the border between Washington and Montana. Where do you bury the survivors?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Telrao said:

He's not. He's lying.

Nope, he is actually dead.

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

of course my answer is write. You're only allowed to read this riddle once. Another good one is, "A plane crashes directly on the border between Washington and Montana. Where do you bury the survivors?"

That one appeared earlier as well

Your answer is a possible answer to this riddle, but it isn't the set answer.

Edited November 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Nope, he is actually dead.

Scud.

....

Because he tried to recreate the apple + gravity moment, but got hit on the head too hard?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Telrao said:

Because he tried to recreate the apple + gravity moment, but got hit on the head too hard?

Nope!

[Immortal Platypus]

is there anything besides him in the forest?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, ImportantQuestions said:

is there anything besides him in the forest?

No.