The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Either way, dark purple energy surges through Wizard as he cackles madly.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I carefully shield you from your source of power and wonder why I didn’t do that in the first place. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The shield shatters as I channel the true power and I unleash true darkness into the world.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Using the flame of Tar Valon, I stop your darkness and end all rp here for good. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This would have worked, except I counter it. Afterall, it's just a weave.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*breaks the wheel, contaminates both saidar and saidin, leaves*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Aparrently I've been serving you the entire time, dark one.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I cast Hyrkul's Final Meditation, holding up one green for Veil of Summer.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Nice to finally, truly, meet you.

Mordeth.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Any idea of what Mashadar actually is?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Nope! It showed up in the trolloc wars, we’ve been besties ever since. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Can I interest you in this dagger?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Perchance. How big is the ruby?

[Immortal Platypus]

I want a dagger. They are really useful for cutting those hard to cut steaks.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It's the largest Shadar Logoth has to offer.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, ImportantQuestions said:

I want a dagger. They are really useful for cutting those hard to cut steaks.

Oh yes, very nice. Take it. Nothing bad will happen. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Um... I'm concerned now. I don't know if I want it anymore. I mean, I guess I already allomatically burned hemalurgic spikes so nothing worse can happen to me, right... I'll still take it but you're definitely gonna be the first person I haunt if something bad happens.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m the Dark One, the dead are mine. You can’t haunt me. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm the one corrupting you, I am Mordeth, the liar.

And these are the parts we must play.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

I’m the Dark One, the dead are mine. You can’t haunt me. 

Too bad, I'll still do it for I am Phillip, the immortal platypus. And yes, I know that should me I can't die, but it doesn't. It just means I don't follow the laws of pretty much anyone. Don't ask me why. So, if I do die, watch me haunt you.

[Edema Rue she/her]

10 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

And these are the parts we must play.

Indeed they are. Very well then; a ghost platypus called Phillip will make a fine familiar. Go ahead!

*kills you*

[Immortal Platypus]

"Ow, that was rude. You act like that could kill me. I'm practically immortal. I don't live by your laws of those things you call physics. So, therefore, I'm still alive somehow. I'm surprised too.

Edited November 16, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Have you ever heard of balefire?

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Have you ever heard of balefire?

yes... but I'm semi-aquatic so I don't use it much. It also can't kill me. The only things that can kill me are {redacted for personal safety}.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

{redacted for personal safety}

Lets try this translator.

"Only water can harm me."

Alright then.

*Dumps bucket of water over the platypus.