These Stupid Ranks

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, I'm probably going to end up accidentally killing myself with my new rank as I am in a cult and will do anything! for the potential return of Knights Radiants! Grreeeat! ;p

[Winds Alight she/her]

I likely have been killed recently by Parshendi OR I'm trying to fit in with Bridge Four in the new Guard. Yelp. I can't fight one bit!

Edited December 4, 2018 by Winds Alight

[whattheHoid she/her]

Here I'll throw myself as a sacrifice.... it'll facilitate the return of the Knights Radiants! Run

[Archer he/him]

I try to tell myself that Midnight Essence is the name of a powerful spren, but I every time I look at it, all I can think is, That looks like the name of an expensive perfume. 

Edited December 8, 2018 by Ookla the Paragon

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now that's all I see when I see Midnight Essence - Midnight Essence by Dior! * Queue attractive lady surrounded by mist dressed in black*

Oh wait ....Vin?

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Do I have this specifically because I went inactive?

(Vanisher)

[Silva]

I feel like Vanisher seems more like the name of some cheapskate magician and not a group of thieves.

[HSuperLee]

Haha! House HSuper rises!

[whattheHoid she/her]

I am now a Ghostblood!! Finally a rank that suits me! Haha!

[Blessed peace he/him]

How in endowment's name I've changed form the good guys tool (awakened object), to the bad guys pawn?

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Wait. Let me get this straight, So a Radient Squire beats Soulcaster? Umm, so, ya, no.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Wielder of charges I am. I think.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Well now I feel like I downgraded. I could possibly die of poisoned food, because a King can't die, so I'm the unfortunate bloke that got hired to that for him! Death by food greeaat!

[+Sorana she/her]

Torturer of heralds, and I didn't miss it. I even got some screenshots thanks to @Ark1002 and @hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[whattheHoid she/her]

You're a Savage, @Sorana!

[+Sorana she/her]

7 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

You're a Savage, @Sorana!

Kneel before me!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't hurt me! I have some potentially poisoned food as my only weapon!

[StrikerEZ he/him]

Hey, I have either Shardblade or plate now! I’d definitely take the Plate.

[Kidpen he/him]

Oh hey, I caught it at exactly 1000 rep! I am a Sentient Awakened Object. I wonder what my command was.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Kidpen *Pink Elephants sail backwards!*

.....That it?

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, whattheHoid said:

@Kidpen *Pink Elephants sail backwards!*

.....That it?

Dang, you've figured me out. Now you'll be able to perfectly predict my actions based on that command!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ha! I knew it! You're going to be on the Shard for a little bit, aren't you? 

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, whattheHoid said:

Ha! I knew it! You're going to be on the Shard for a little bit, aren't you? 

NOOOOOOOO! MY MASTER PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED!

[whattheHoid she/her]

And then you'll probably eat at some point! 

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, whattheHoid said:

And then you'll probably eat at some point! 

Oh, phew, this one was wrong. I will never eat again. 

*quietly* How has she figured out all of this? I've kept so quiet about my plans*