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I am FINALLY a Feruchemist! At long last! I get to practice the most useful magic system in everyday life! 

 

*Doesn't realize that he's a Soulbearer and there isn't any Investiture around*

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Inpudent Foals! Did you did not see the signs? Now, the night shall last forever!

 

...Well, okay, technically I've been a Midnight Essence for a while, but I finally found a picture I wanted to use for it... especially since I love Nightmare Moon's expression. It looks like she's reading my posts, and thinking "What the storm is this?"

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Now I'm a priest of Shu-Durethi. I guess I'm cool with that? I'm not sure what to feel.

More like a cardinal really ;)

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"Splinter? Why, I hardly know her!"

 

"But Kobold, her leg is badly hurt! If you don't splint the injury, there could be permanent damage."

 

"Fine. But she'll have to sign a waiver. Darn it Jim, I'm a kobold, not an Edgedancer..."

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Silent Gatherer --

one of the people who collect Taravangian's Death Rattles. A minor member of a serial killing cult... i thank you kindly 17th shard.

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Silent Gatherer -

one of the people who collect Taravangian's Death Rattles. A minor member of a serial killing cult... i thank you kindly 17th shard.

 

Well, by loudly proclaiming what you are you've proven yourself wholly unsuited to the job. So by order of the King of Kharbranth, you are hereby fired.

 

Also, spoilers. Big spoilers for The Way of Kings. Might you consider placing your remarks in spoiler tags, for the benefit of those who haven't experienced the big surprise for themselves? ;)

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So, what sort of oaths do .i have to swear to get a Kobold spree? I could totally use the rep boost.

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Okay I'm dying. I'm only a Darkeyes, but since I'm a total newbie, I am so freaking excited I don't even care. WHOOHOO!!! GO DARKEYES!!!! Kaladin is my favorite anyways. =) (Definitely surprised at myself. I've become a geeky 14 year old overnight. Thank you 17th shard for making me excited about the little things!)

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Well, I guess Oliver Queen is kind of a savant with a bow?

 

So yeah, felt like a little bit of a change from Nightmare Moon. I have two pony-based pictures I want to use for the Rambleman rank, though so this change will only last as long as I don't have enough rep to pony.

In the meantime, I'll be practicing my Batman Arrow voice.

 

"Kobold King! You have failed this forum!"

 

EDIT And of course no sooner do I change it than I see the perfect mix of Archer and Pony. Hmm, decisions, decisions...

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Okay I'm dying. I'm only a Darkeyes, but since I'm a total newbie, I am so freaking excited I don't even care. WHOOHOO!!! GO DARKEYES!!!! Kaladin is my favorite anyways. =) (Definitely surprised at myself. I've become a geeky 14 year old overnight. Thank you 17th shard for making me excited about the little things!)

Lol, right?? What did I tell ya? :D

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Well, I did it! I said I was going to use a Celestia-themed avatar when I hit the proper rank, as a counter-point to Nightmare Moon waaaaay back at Midnight Essence, so... Dawnsinger Celestia.

 

(I was tempted to mess with expectations and use Mirror Celestia, but I'll save that magnificent Malificent mane for some other rank.)

 

And since Celestia doesn't have any awesome quotes, Nightmare Moon-style, I'm settling for promoting the Solar Empire. Join today, and work towards a brighter future!

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  • 5 months later...
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Mwahaha! Bow before my newfound rank! Cower before my might! Admire my..... wait, Oldblood? That's my title? The 'blood' part is pretty good, but I think there's something better than 'Old' to go in front of it. Maybe.... something that rhymes with fight? It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh well, I suppose I'll just go destroy some evil till I think of it.

Hmm...by chance is it Nightblood?

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I am pleased with my rank. Not the killing part, but, y'know, the rest.

  • 2 weeks later...
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How is it that the natural progression is Spren to Darkeyes to Skaa? I don't think the nobles are allowed to murder random darkeyes on a whim... Also, Syl is a spren. Just sayin'.

  • 2 months later...
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The King's Wit does whatever he storming well wants to, you offspring of a piece of wet slime and a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs!

The King's Wit only mocks royalty. Hoid, however...

Also, does anybody get to be Stick?

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The King's Wit only mocks royalty. Hoid, however...

Also, does anybody get to be Stick?

 

Maybe that's the super-secret ultra-high rank.  Someday, when Kobold King reaches 50,000 rep, we'll see him flip from God Beyond to Stick.

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I hate this rank. It's stupid. How is Dawnsinger better than Rambleman? Huh?! HOW???

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I hate this rank. It's stupid. How is Dawnsinger better than Rambleman? Huh?! HOW???

 

Because music is superior to wandering around aimlessly?  I dunno.  Yay singing!

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Because music is superior to wandering around aimlessly?  I dunno.  Yay singing!

I am a singer. Rambleman is still better.

And also, Lord of the Lurkers is lurking.

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